#receding hairline

[dilferotica]

[jokingluna]

According to my calculations, this is joke number 3000! I would never have guessed there would be this many jokes to be found on the Internet, even keeping with my standards of what jokes I can tell!

Some of the jokes are ones I made up (like yesterday's). Many have been suggested by my readers! (If I don't use your suggestion, it means I've already told that joke, or it doesn't fit my criteria [must be clean, no real-world-only references, no religion or politics, etc.])

Anyway, once more I thank all of you for continuing to read my stupid jokes, and for sharing/inflicting them with/upon your friends and followers. As long as I keep finding them, I'll keep telling them!

Keep Laughing!

[chancedied]

GUYS

GUYS

GUYS

I HAVE MADE A REVOLUTIONARY DISCOVERY

CHARA HAS THE JOJO SIWA HAIRLINE 💀💀💀

(so I made a comic about it)

(alt text has all the dialogue in case you cant read my wank handwriting also credit to my bestie @maroonni for giving me the idea to a transparent background Siwa)

[prokhorvlg]

Unitary File Serving System (UNISERVE) is the robot equivalent of a balding middle-aged coworker, but immortal and with a brain the size of a warehouse.

As you might already know, they are the curator of the Sunset System exhibit... and you're the visitor, just another machine on a mission.

[talesfrommedinastation]

Just read a whole series of Tumblr posts hating and making fun of Tech’s looks, with a focus on his hairline.

If you’re of the XY chromosome variety, you know you’ve got a 3 in 4 chance of losing your hair, right?

Y’all need to grow up. Literally.

PS - Enjoy this reposted art of him with darker skin, receding hair, and getting loved on by a cute brunette who likes his hairline.

PPS- Making fun of his neurodiversity was the icing on the shit cake. Your mothers must be proud.

[scribbletsuu]

memoir — hairline

ok so im balding at 14 and thought fuck it lets write a poem

in the sweet prime of my youth

days of the crisp crunch of leaves under hurried slips days of pearly fruit smeared over plush lips 

keen mind and soulful eyes 

though my most treasured prize 

was the locks of hair of mine

a thick black river flowing across the soft slice of a youthful shoulder  

my companion of childhood days

to style with wrinkled flowers and small clips

long and luscious

blooming with youth pride of a young child

alas

alas!

time flows like sand in an hourglass slipping through my clutching fingers 

i see it recede like the moon drawn tide 

once the thick triumphant glory on shoulders 

alas, no more

the waves lap at the jagged shoreline 

the moon pulls it with every orbit 

as it follows the gears of ticking time 

the laws of the ocean the tide abides

soon the rushing white mares will rest

beneath it will be revealed 

the smooth round surface of an lone island

polished to perfection by the footsteps of time 

oh woe

my hairline

c - all my work is original and copyrighted, please do not copy to other sites.

[odinsblog]

Techno grifter, Elon Musk (photos not altered or photoshopped)

Honestly, Iron-Man is my least favorite Marvel character but even so, it irritates tf outta me whenever I hear cryptobros compare Elon Musk to Tony Stark. Tony Stark is a fictional character who tries to do good and has a conscience. Elon Musk threatens workers who want to unionize, runs segregated warehouses, and moves his factories to red states after they have outlawed abortion. You do the math. Musk is already using his twitter status to sic his sycophants (the real ones who aren’t bots) on people and bully his detractors. And Tony Stark was a billionaire, genius inventor! Elon Mush hasn’t “invented” shit, but I’m sure if he actually ends up buying twitter, his fanboys will all say he invented that too. Mush was born into wealth and then used his money to purchase the businesses that invented things. Mush can’t even handle making a fucking tunnel, ffs! And his “self-driving smart cars” stay hitting things that a novice teenaged driver could avoid hitting—like houses, parked cars and even stationary fucking airplanes!

LOL, I’m pretty sure a “billionaire genius inventor” would have figured that shit out by now.

Serious reminder: There is no such thing as a fully self driving autonomous car, no matter how many times Elon lies and says otherwise.

Oh yeah! Remember when the “genius” tried to show everyone that he made an “indestructible” vehicle??

LMAO. The “tech genius” had to try it again and ended up with two busted windows.

Even Mush’s SpaceX is living off of modified NASA technology (that NASA had already seeded, developed or would have developed anyway) and government contracts (aka subsidies). He’s a techno grifter, at best. Call it what it is: people are worshiping him for his wealth. He’s a privileged, wealthy, white, cis male. And that’s literally all it takes to be seen as “the best” in the western world—especially America. Periodt. Elon is a troll. Another spoiled rich boy edge lord, who gets off on “sticking it” to those less powerful than him. But he’s not an inventor, and he is definitely not a genius. Please stop insulting actual geniuses, inventors and Tony Stark like that. If anything, Mush is much more like Karl Lykos, but without the genius inventor part.

Wealth ≠ genius.

[sylserket]

[sebek-zigbolt]

[nicejewishsoyboy]

Testosterone & Male Pattern Baldness

So I’m on testosterone and my hair is thinning/hairline receding. I’m on finasteride and minoxidil but currently I’m losing my hair like crazy. Just clumps of it falling out every day. Anyone have advice for haircuts that’ll cover up male pattern baldness? Advice in general? Nice things to say to me? I love being on T, but losing my hair has sapped my self esteem.

[lemonqueue]

I MADE HARRY MAD ON STREAM YESTERDAY LMAOO

[parri-sun]

I just love Asra.

[hairthingies]

Hello my fellow transfem tumblrinas. I am in need of a fem hairstyle but I have a receding hairline with no hormones in sight. Does any of you have suggestions?

[talesfrommedinastation]

WIP Wednesday!

It’s Tech a few months into life on Medina Station! He’s a ranking officer in the Transport Union, has his family together, started getting aggressively into doing push ups, and, of course, grew out a beard.

Tagging my Expanse/TBB who loves to see Tech in full professor/officer/comfy dad mode!

@amalthiaph @autistic-artistech @auntie-venom @queenjiru @wwheeljack @wrenkenstein @warsamongthestars @eyecandyeoz @eelfuneral @rocicrew @thecoffeelorian @that-salmonberry-punk @yeehawgeek @techs-stitches @ilikemymendarkandfictional @ithillia @isthereanechoinhere96 @perfectlywingedcrusade @sometimes-i-talk-a-lot @deoxd @dukeoftheblackstar @just-shower-thoughts @littlefeatherr @l-lend @clownery-and-fuckery @vivaislenska @nahoney22 @notavalidusername @nika6q @moosethren @marymunchkiin @merkitty49

[vespvcc]

Why would my hairline ever want to leave? 🥺😤

[mossy-moth]

people who think receding hairlines are unattractive are fucking weak. you know nothing about the world. this bitch will give you the ride of a fucking lifetime and you pass it up for WHAT???? THEIR HAIR THINNING OUT???? GROW UP!!!!!!!!!