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There is no better feeling than lying under warm laundry and listening to the rain land on the window

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503. The majority of people running the hogwarts student newspaper are slytherins because they’re particularly good at wheedling information out of people

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I really want to imagine that Hogwarts has a school newspaper, but the school doesn't run it and it's not supervised. It's run only by 4 anonymous students, one of each house, and they write whatever tf they want, all filled with their opinions.

The articles are random, about whatever happens that week. Sometimes it's about quidditch commentary, about how a students sneaked out and lost their house 50 points, complains about teachers *cough* snape *cough*, the casualties (c'mon the went to school w harry ofc people died/got harmed), and about a thousand other things.

There's even a gossip section.

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Lmao the chaoticness of a Hogwarts Newspaper Column though

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Okay sure grand pianos in the middle of a ballroom are cool and elegant and all, but what about tiny wooden pianos hidden away behind a waterfall of books - a hidden treasure waiting to be discovered by a lucky seeker. Leftover coffee cups from the wanderers on top of it, music sheets with folders and books of all sorts surrounding it and squeezing the piano in one big hug. With a single small window sending a rainbow of colors upon the small little wooden piano allowing the dust to reveal itself as the musician plays the magical keys - revealing the magic held within.

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Quirrel: *pirouettes* TROLL! *leaps over Malfoy* IN THE *dramatic gasp while throwing a plate of mashed potatoes* *adjust turban and coughs ready for super dramatic ending* DUNGEON! THOUGHT YOU OUGHT TO - *slips on mashed potatoes and knocks himself unconscious*

Dumbledore: poor lad didn't finish his sentence... oh look children screaming. Yo be quiet I think he's waking up. Minerva what do I do?

McGonagall: Well, you could use 'silencio', create a red spark from your wand, or-

Dumbledore: SILENCE!!!

McGonagall: that works too

Quirrel: *ends up dying thanks to the kids trampling him

Harry to his kids: And that's how Voldemort was defeated

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Favorite Colors

I honestly hate it when somebody asks me what my favorite color is because they’d like to know- like dude me too! Well, that’s a lie, I know what my favorite color is for the day. It just keeps on changing whenever and it’s super frustrating explaining it to because then they’re like “but I thought you liked yellow like me!” and you have to awkwardly lie that you like both yellow and red and also would totally like blue because it’s cute. But it’s hella awkward and sometimes you have to fake it and say “yep, yellow’s my favorite” because otherwise people will argue and think you’re just being difficult and will settle on a color later.

For those who just read that and got the real message yeah i’m one too *finger guns*