hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back
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professor i dont have any work done because my nose has been runny. thank you kindly no consequences for me please
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i am a lover. but underneath that i'm a hater. and then underneath that i'm a lover again
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not to periodically contemplate the enormity of destiel but what an absolute series of events
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last night i had this dream where shrek was turned into a lady ogre and fionna was asked if it was cool with her and she said “yes i am bishrekual” and i woke up crying
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Okay now say what you just said again but in your fag voice
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we used to watch skam clips on google drive. we used to be a society
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Friendship with Ikea Sundsö in green (CHF 69.95) is now over. Ikea Sundsö in green (CHF 69.95) is now my archnemesis
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babes wake up there's gay al pacino discourse on tumblr dot com
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CAST IBUPROFEN CAST IBUPROFEN CAST IBUPROFEN CAST CAST CAST
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