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" GET A J*B! "

summary. high school jobs they would have

characters. tsukishima, hinata, akaashi, kageyama, yamaguchi, goshiki, sugawara, kyotani, nishinoya

warnings. none!

a/n. just stupid brainrot headcanons me and my friend have talked abt, but i wanted to share lol (also wanted some more opinions)

☆ — TSUKISHIMA

a host at a restaurant. he makes like $14 an hour and works almost every day.

the first of the first years to get employed.

would NOT tell the team about his job, but Kageyama saw him there once and told Hinata, who then told Tanaka. word spread and they all took a group trip to the restaurant to bother Tsuki.

☆ — HINATA

he would look far and wide for anyone that would hire him. he stopped getting picky after awhile and just applies literally anywhere he can.

he wants a job because Tsuki has one and he’s competitive.

would end up working at a fast food place for $11 an hour. he takes it VERY seriously though.

☆ — AKAASHI

i saw a fanart of him working at like Mcdonald’s or something and that’s all i can think of.

girls would see him and freak out. like, why is he working here? he’s way too handsome!!

Bokuto would be there most of the time and always ask for free food (he gets told no every time).

he doesn’t like how he smells after work— like grease and burgers— but he doesn’t hate the job.

quits immediately after graduating.

☆ — KAGEYAMA

unemployed king. he cannot find a job anywhere.

him and Hinata both searched, and Hinata definitely rubbed it in his face when he finally got a job.

Kageyama is picky though, he doesn’t want to work in a restaurant. he applies to retail places, but they all turn him down because he’s not old enough yet.

☆ — YAMAGUCHI

he’s waiter at the same restaurant as Tsuki. or a busboy, one of the two.

Tsuki helped him get the job and apply.

he doesn’t work as much as Tsuki, but he tries to line up his days so they can work together when he does.

brags to Hinata and Kageyama.

☆ — GOSHIKI

idk why, but i think he’d be a lifeguard. he’d be very good at it too.

he definitely doesn’t need the job, but he finds it fun. also thinks knowing CPR is a good skill to have for the future.

whistles at kids 24/7. someone take it away.

Tendou would go to the pool to bother him.

makes like $12 an hour.

☆ — SUGAWARA

a barista or something. not at Starbucks though, some random coffee shop in the mall.

Asahi and Daichi go and visit him all the time.

surprisingly good at making coffee, but it did take some practice.

all the middle aged moms love him.

☆ — KYOTANI

Autozone lol

it’s like around the corner from his house, and no one from school ever goes in there.

he thinks it’s a "cooler" job. you’ll never catch him working as a server or at Walmart.

☆ — NISHINOYA

walmart.

honestly a miracle he got hired. Hinata and Kageyama were both told no.

Tanaka works there too, and they always have shifts together.

they sit in the freezer with the milk and take the entire shift "restocking" it.

steals.

makes like $15 an hour and it annoys the shit out of Tsukishima.

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suna anon here thank you so much 🩵 love u

yesss it was no problem 😛😛❤️

i was gonna add him originally anyway but i was struggling a little so i put kiyoko instead

BUT WHEN YOU SENT THE REQ I FINALLY GOT AN IDEA FOR HIM!! i hope it was ok😪

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happy birthday, shoyo hinata from the concrete

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hiii can you please do a suna for things that turn him on? thank you 🩵🩵

i added him to pt5 for you! :)

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" BAZINGA! "

summary. things you do that turn them on pt5

characters. sugawara, osamu, ushijima, kiyoko, suna

warnings. NSFW/SMUT!!!, gn!reader, post!timeskip

a/n. i got requests for suga + osamu, so here’s pt5 lol :3 i’m actually so happy everyone seems to love this little series <3 edit: i got another req for suna so i just added him to this post

links to pt1, pt2, pt3, and pt4

☆ — SUGAWARA

when you argue with him. he thinks it’s so cute to watch you huff and puff at him, trying to get your point across. it’s honestly no use, because he’s only focused on your lips and the way your body looks when you cross your arms like that. when you eventually call him out for basically eye fucking you, he just smiles and reaches out to pull you closer. you’re melting within minutes when he starts kissing and nipping at your skin, and you know you’re doomed when he starts sliding your shirt off.

"you know… instead of arguing, how about you use your mouth to moan my name instead?"

☆ — OSAMU

when you cook with him. i feel like this one may be a bit obvious or cliche, but he just cannot resist the sight of you in a little apron insisting that you help him cook. he can’t help but imagine you wearing only the apron and letting him bend you over the kitchen counter to shove his cock into you. he can’t let the food burn though, so it’ll have to wait…

"you know what you’re doing to me, right?"

☆ — USHIJIMA

he likes when you let him do stuff for you. his love language is definitely acts of service, and a part of him gets off to doing certain things for you. he knows you’re perfectly capable, but it just gets his brain going. when he helps you with your hair, or with your shoes or clothes, he always imagines you in a different position. don’t even get him started on your sweet little 'thank you!'‘s you give him whenever he helps with anything. it makes him want to grab you and give you something to really thank him for.

"i’ll help you, darling."

☆ — KIYOKO

when you kiss her mole. it makes her heart jump every time, because she knows exactly what it’ll lead to. you’ll start there, but then you’re kissing at her lips next, sliding your tongue against hers. it doesn’t have to escalate from there, but she always pulls you closer for more because she’s already growing wet from the simple action. it’s sweet, yet so charming all at once. she’s a total goner.

"mmh… that feels nice."

☆ — SUNA

he loves giving you head, it’s his favorite thing. the way you get all whiny and squirmy when he keeps going even after you cum is addicting. your cries of "rin! wait— too much!" never fail to get him painfully hard in his boxers. he wants to fuck you so badly, but he just can’t pull away, always needing to taste more of you. he‘ll grind against the mattress on occasion, but he can barely even focus on anything else when your moans are echoing in his ears and your legs are twitching so cutely.

"quit pushing me away, baby. you can cum again, right?"

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Hola!! Lately i kinda stalked read and loved your writings! May I ask "fav position" with haikyuu boys maybe with akaashi, beacuse i'm flipping down for him lol. Ofc if you are too busy no promblem, feel free to decline!

P.s. loved the last post about sweeet or bratty reader!

" TAKE YOUR PICK! "

summary. their fav positions

characters. akaashi, kyotani, kenma, iwaizumi

warnings. NSFW/SMUT!!, post!timeskip, gn!reader

a/n. i’m back!! i took a little break (for no reason dw) but you guys are so sweet in my inbox tysm <33

☆ — AKAASHI

missionary

he lovessss eye contact, you cannot tell me otherwise. he’s really big on reading your expression to understand what you enjoy. like when your mouth drops open and your eyes close, he knows he’s hitting it just right. he knows your body pretty much inside and out, so all you have to do is sit there and take it :)

"is it good? yeah?"

☆ — KYOTANI

doggy (get it? cus he’s maddog)

he doesn’t like whenever you can see his face because he’s embarrassed about the expressions he makes. but how is he supposed to keep it together when you feel so good around him? he makes a stupid focused face whenever he’s about to cum too, and he can’t have you staring at him like that. he also reaches the deepest in that position, and you moan the loudest whenever he pins your hips to the bed and slams into you over and over. it feels good though, so you aren’t complaining!

"fuck— yeah, keep arching just like that."

☆ — KENMA

cowgirl (might be overused, but it’s true)

he adores whenever you climb into his lap whenever he’s at his desk playing whatever new video game he’s testing for work. it usually just starts with you cockwarming him because you get so needy for his attention :(. it’s hard to move at a good rhythm in the chair, so you’re forced to wait until he gets horny enough to move you both to the bed. when he does though, you’re free to bounce and squirm all you want! he'll hold your hips and thighs with a vice grip while his eyes trail all over your body. he just loves to watch you, that’s all. but as soon as you get tired he‘ll flip you over, don’t worry!

"you look so good… keep going."

extra:

i also love the headcannons of kenma losing his cool over a game and bending you over his desk to fuck his frustrations out. bonus points if it was unwarranted and you’re all whiny because you didn’t even do anything, so why is he using you??

☆ — IWAIZUMI

on the wall

he does it just because he can to be honest. he loves showing off his strength to you whenever he can, and he definitely takes the opportunity to do it during sex. it’s also pretty convenient though because he can just pick you up and do it wherever, he doesn’t need to find a comfortable surface for you. he can fuck your brains out in the shower, in the doorway, in the kitchen, really just anywhere. you’ve both defiled every room in your house thanks to him.

"baby, no, you aren’t heavy. tch— just shut up and take it, stop worrying."

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Could you include osamu in your "haikyuu character turn ons" please? Thank you!

i got you, it’s coming up trust😛😛 i have osamu and sugawara on the list rn

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HIHII CAN DO YOU MORE OF FEM!READER X KYOTANI I LOVE THEM SO MUCHHH

OMG YESSS I WAS JUST THINKING ABT MAKING MORE!! i have like a little start of one in my drafts but i‘m sooo stuck for ideas. if you have ANY suggestions i‘d be so glad to hear 💔

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Before I read the whole "brat or good girls" headcanons, I played a little guessing game and I got most of them right with the exception of kyotani.

Although I know Daichi would definitely love a good girl, there's an icky little voice of his that likes brats bcs he might have a thing for taming (iykwim)

Especially when he's been in an authority kind of role both in highschool (captain) and now as a police officer, my gut's just telling me he definitely likes flexing his dominance— not in a forcible way, never— for his ability to "discipline".

I just wanted to share this because I had a fun rambling session about whether or not these fictional characters would prefer "bratty or good girls"

Many thanks for the scrumptious headcanons

omg i took a brief break and came back to this

i loveeee getting brain rot rambles in my inbox, this is soooo true

I WAS ON THE FENCE FOR DAICHI BUT I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU!! he’d be so ashamed but he can’t resist </3

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" BRAT VS GOOD GIRL! "

summary. do they prefer brats or good girls?

characters. iwaizumi, akaashi, kuroo, kenma, nishinoya, hinata, daichi, kyotani

warnings. nsfw/smut!!!, afab!reader, post!timeskip

a/n. i saw someone else do this but i forgot the user!! :(

☆ — IWAIZUMI

quiet bratty girls. he enjoys a little bit of sass and mouthing off, he thinks it’s cute. it keeps things from getting boring. he‘ll get you back for all the little comments and eye rolls you give him, don’t worry. you won’t have the brain to talk back when he’s got you bent over the bed with his cock jamming into your spot over and over.

"told you to shut that shit up— now look at you, baby."

☆ — AKAASHI

good girls. he likes a girl who will play with his hair and read with him. a girl who will stay up late when he’s at work for a few extra hours. a girl who will gladly let him devour you for as long as he wants. he likes when you get all whiny and squirmy, but of course you’d never push him away whenever he spews encouraging praises at you, gently shushing you whenever tears start to roll down your cheeks.

"so good for me… shh, calm down, love."

☆ — KUROO

semi good semi bad. he likes a girl who can have a little attitude, but will still get on her knees whenever he asks. it’s a bit cute whenever you get mouthy with him, but it never lasts for long. a simple kiss and a redirecting word, and you’re melting for him.

"why are you being so difficult, babe? cmon, i know you can be good."

☆ — KENMA

good girls. bratty girls are too much work, and he doesn’t always have the energy for it. he likes girls who will play games with him and cuddle up in bed with him all day. and a girl who will ride him without complaint when he’s feeling too sluggish to do any work.

"you’ll ride me? really? …that’s sweet."

☆ — NISHINOYA

somewhat bratty girls. he likes the chase to be honest. it’s endearing how you try to act like your little panties don’t get wet whenever he’s around. don’t worry though, he’s very determined. he‘ll have you under him eventually, taking his cock with rapid thrusts.

"think it’s funny making me wait? hm?"

☆ — HINATA

good girls. loves a girl who will cheer him on during his beach games, even when the hot sun is beating down on you. especially loves a girl who will let him fuck after a loss— or even a good win. he likes to get the rest of his adrenaline out, or let his frustrations out. whichever one he needs, you’re there waiting to bend over, offering your tight cunt.

"gonna let me fuck you, baby? yeah… as a reward for the win."

☆ — DAICHI

good girls. as a police officer, it only makes sense that he’d enjoy a nice, sweet girl that listens to him and doesn’t cause any trouble. might be okay if you were teasingly being a brat, just as long as you go back to being his perfect girl once he gets his hands on you.

"you’re cute, babe, nice try."

☆ — KYOTANI

both. he kind of needs a girl who can keep up with his attitude, he can’t handle a girl that’s too soft and sweet. a girl with a bit of feistiness to keep him in check, but also a girl who will be patient with him. he definitely prefers someone who is more pliant while getting fucked though. the way you just move into whatever position he wants, and the way you whine and cry his name is all so addicting.

"take your panties off and turn around."

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" VROOM! "

summary. things you do that turn them on pt4

characters. tsukishima, kageyama, tanaka, tendou

warnings. NSFW/SMUT!!! post!timeskip, gn!reader

a/n. @boykissserr requested tsuki, so here’s pt4 lol (if you want me to remove the tag, just lmk!!)

link to pt1 , pt2 , pt3 , and pt5

☆ — TSUKISHIMA

when you take his glasses off mid make out. sometimes you guys just kiss and it never goes anywhere, but he knows you want more whenever you pull away for a second to slide his glasses off before eagerly swooping back in. he‘ll be grabbing at you after that, not bothering to keep his composure. how could he when you’re just so needy and desperate for him?

"aren’t you sweet?"

☆ — KAGEYAMA

he gets so upset every time he loses a game, and nothing turns him on more than when you suck his dick to take his mind off of it. he‘ll complain a little if you do it in the locker rooms right after the match, but he secretly loves it even more. he might get a little too excited and end up fucking your face, but he‘ll apologize and clean the spit and cum off your face afterwards, don’t worry!

"fuck— baby… so good, just a little more."

☆ — TANAKA

car sex (idk why.. it’s just vibes). lowkey loves the thrill of someone potentially seeing you, but you always complain, so he only does it at night. usually just a little touching and maybe some fingering if you‘re feeling grateful, but once his fingers are inside you, you just can’t help but get all needy. you make him pull over so he can fuck you in the backseat, which he’s beyond glad to do.

"pull over? of course, babe." (looks so happy it’s almost pathetic)

☆ — TENDOU

handcuffs. it is cliche, and it was just meant to be a silly thing, but he actually ends up being obsessed with the way you look. so vulnerable and sexy, trusting him to take you out of the handcuffs when you say the word. he does, of course, but he certainly has his fun with you being restrained. takes the chance to overstimulate you a little, and to fuck you as hard as he wants without your hands pushing at his chest or hips, crying out a "too much!"

"is that too tight? no? mmh… this isn’t as bad as i thought, actually."

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" TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF! "

summary. things you do that turn them on pt3

characters. iwaizumi, matsukawa, bokuto, akaashi

warnings. NSFW/SMUT!!!!, post!timeskip, gn!reader

a/n. @yourlocalmeta1head requested iwa, so here’s pt3 >_< (srry if you didn’t wanna be tagged, just lmk and i’ll remove it!!)

link to pt1 , pt2 , pt4 , and pt5

☆ — IWAIZUMI

he likes when you beg him to go faster and or harder. your cute little moans and whines as you cry out a "haji— faster!" makes him nearly cum right there. just hearing you so blissed out with pleasure gets him going, but when you want even more? how can he deny you?

"yeah? you want more? say please."

☆ — MATSUKAWA

obsessed with the way your eyes get wide and your mouth drops open with pleasure when he first slides inside of you. he’s just so big, you can’t help but react like that. he loves it though, especially when you gasp at first, your hands grappling to hold onto his biceps. nothing is better.

"does it hurt, baby? too big? you’re okay."

☆ — BOKUTO

likes when you praise him. he gets an extra thrill out of any praise from you, especially during sex. loves loves loves when you gush about how good he’s fucking you, moaning out a "jus' like that!" subconsciously goes faster whenever you babble compliments, and he won’t break the rhythm until one of you is cumming (probably him).

"it’s good? mhm? tell me how good i’m fucking you."

☆ — AKAASHI

eye contact. he honestly never thought he’d be into it until he met you. now he’s constantly seeking out your gaze, wanting you to struggle to maintain it while he hits deep inside of you. he thinks it’s so cute when your eyes can’t help but roll back, or when you get too embarrassed and look away. he'll urge you to look downwards, where the two of you are connected, if you can’t just look at him.

"look at me, love. there you go."

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omg jealousy prompt would be amazing with kita and any other haikyuu boys of your liking 😭 also love your work sm!

" JEALOUS JEALOUS JEALOUS BOY! "

summary. how they act when they’re jealous

characters. kita, bokuto, iwaizumi, oikawa

warnings. gn!reader, none!

a/n. hii tysm!! idk much about Kita, so sorry if he’s ooc!

☆ — KITA

he trusts you enough to barely feel any jealousy at all, but he’d much rather have you talking to him instead. he watches for a while, hoping you’ll wrap it up and come back to him, but if you take too long he‘ll walk over and steal you away. guides you with a hand along your back, or very gently by the elbow.

"can i see you for a second? i need your help." (liar liar pants on fire + never lets you go back)

☆ — BOKUTO

he‘s very obvious with how jealous he is, based solely on the pout on his face. he sort of inches closer and closer to you until he‘s got an arm wrapped around you, his face getting close to yours, as if trying to direct your attention to him instead of the other person in front of you.

"hey… hey… hey."

☆ — IWAIZUMI

he’s more composed, but you can tell he’s ticked off. why is this nobody talking to you and stealing your attention? he can’t really blame them though, since you are a catch. he just sort of inserts himself in the conversation and makes not-so-subtle physical contact with you, like a hand on your hip, around your shoulders, or holding your hand.

"and who are you…?"

☆ — OIKAWA

he can understand the jealousy since he himself gets a lot of attention, so he isn’t really upset with you. he sort of has a realization that oh, this is how you feel. he gets a little guilty after that, since the feeling is not pleasant in the slightest. he makes himself known by standing close to you, and he gets a prideful feeling when you link your arm with his, proudly introducing him as your boyfriend to whoever you’re talking to.

"hi… yes, i’m the boyfriend."

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can I get some headcanons for Asahi, Daichi, oikawa, and sakusa for things that you do that turn them on pls? I loved ur other one smmm

" FREAK IN THE SHEETS! "

summary. things you do that turn them on pt2

characters. asahi, daichi, oikawa, sakusa

warnings. NSFW/SMUT!!!, gn!reader, post!timeskip, petnames

a/n. omg i‘m so glad you like it!! i don’t think i’ve ever written for most of these characters, so this was fun!!

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☆ — ASAHI

size kink

☆ loves when you gush about how big and strong he is. sometimes he hates that he’s so tall and bulky, because he feels like he looks scary. however… when you make it very clear that you like how big he is, it makes him feel good. you love how he can cover your entire body with his own, you love how much bigger his hands are, and you love holding onto his broad shoulders when he’s sliding into you. he’s not particularly rough with you, but he does get a bit more eager whenever you say those things about him.

"you— you like how i look? …do you mean it?"

☆ i could also argue he likes having his hair played with, but i think it’s more of a sweet thing than arousing. maybe when he’s going down on you, and your hands are sprawled out in his hair just tugging and tugging, whining and crying for him that you’re gonna cum! don’t stop!

☆ — DAICHI

☆ gets so worked up when you give him head. his cock is thick, and you can barely fit it all in your mouth if you’re lucky. he just finds it so hot, watching you struggle and sputter, your lips stretching around his dick, coating it in your spit. it feels good too, especially when he pushes your head down and forces a gag from you, you’re tight throat constricting around him. but he won’t have you on your knees for long, don’t worry! he gets too worked up from the sight alone and pull you up within five minutes to fuck your brains out.

"fuck— you look so good like this, baby."

☆ — OIKAWA

praise kink

☆ he feels warm all over when you praise him for just about anything. he’s gotten millions of compliments from other people, mainly ones to do with volleyball or his looks, but they feel different coming from you. he basks in any sort of attention you give him, honestly. every time you say something sweet, he wants to do something nice for you too! and what’s better than stuffing your cute face into the mattress as you cry and moan for him?

"so sweet, babe— you really think all those things about me? you’re cute."

☆ — SAKUSA

☆ really likes when you kiss him unexpectedly. not even a surprise make out session, just any sort of kiss; the cheeks, the lips, the forehead, the neck, anything. he thinks that you’re very cute when you kiss his moles, but he never says anything about it. but he feels all tingly when you do, and it makes him want to kiss you in return. this almost always leads to him tugging your underwear off, but you aren’t complaining!

"mmh— kiss me more. and take these off."

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happy Ides of March🗡️

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Hello there's someone in ao3 reposting haikyuu works from tumblr and your work was there.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61222030/

omg lol that’s silly

they gave credit at least 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ honestly a little flattering

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" #NEEDTHAT! "

summary. how long they last during NNN

characters. kenma, akaashi, iwaizumi, kyotani, nishinoya

warnings. afab!reader, post!timeskip, SMUT!!!

a/n. my yearly NNN prompt, but with hq this time (and it’s december)

☆ — KENMA: a week and a half

he tried, though only because you asked. his stamina and libido aren’t too high, so he didn’t have much issue at first. however… you started purposely teasing him after a week; wearing short shorts, wearing tight shirts, or just prancing around in your panties. he wasn’t too interested in beating the challenge, so he doesn’t really attempt to deny himself. it’s too much of a hassle, especially with the way you’re practically begging to be fucked. so he does just that. lays you on the bed, and takes a bit of time fingering you open and making you cum on his fingers first, just because he can. it’s such a power trip, seeing you fall apart all thanks to him, he can’t help but fuck you silly after that. getting you to cum is better than beating a stupid little challenge.

"don’t be surprised, you’re the one teasing me."

☆ — AKAASHI: he distracted you!

similar to kenma, he isn’t too interested in actually winning, or even participating in general. he isn’t worried about himself, he’s more concerned about you not being satisfied for the entire month. what is he if he can’t please his woman? his fingers alone aren’t enough for your greedy little pussy, he knows that. it’s that argument that he uses when he’s trying to refuse the challenge, cooing about how much he knows you’ll miss him inside you. just think about it, love, is something like that even worth it? ends with you sprawled out under him with his cock shoved inside you, scrambling your brain and making you forget about the conversation.

"how will i please you if i can’t fuck you? don’t deny yourself pleasure just for a silly challenge."

☆ — IWAIZUMI: two weeks

only lasted that long out of sheer will. he practically lives in your pussy. he wakes up with gentle morning sex, and sends you to bed by fucking your brains out until you’re all sleepy and pliant. it’s a routine at this point, something you decided to interrupt just because you saw the stupid challenge online and got curious. you just wanted to see how long he could last! you didn’t expect him to come home all frustrated because he’s been thinking about your little cunt wrapped around him all day. you whined when he bent you over the couch, but he didn’t let you complain too much before he’s stuffing you full.

"bet you missed this too, didn’t you? nasty girl."

☆ — KYOTANI: a week

he didn’t even want to do it in the first place, he only agreed so you’d shut up about it. he was pretty sure you’d end up crawling back to him anyway, since you really can’t go that long without his cock inside you. you’re spoiled, after all. after about a week, he can tell you’re getting whiny, so he decides to throw in the towel and give you what you need. you tease him, of course, so he decides to stuff your mouth first. he ignores your furrowed brows and cute pout when he forces you to your knees.

"bratty girls get their throats fucked first, or did you forget?"

☆ — NISHINOYA: four days

he's confident at first, but then he remembers that nearly everything you do turns him on. knowing that he isn’t allowed to cum makes it worse somehow, and he forgets about the challenge most of the time. you have to cheekily remind him, only for him to groan and have to excuse himself to calm down his boner. he really wants to win, just to say that he did, but he knows he won’t be able to hold out. it’s almost pathetic how quickly he comes back to you, begging about 'just the tip'. he ends up fucking you like a rabid animal, nearly drooling over how good you feel.

"no no— i won’t cum… promise." (he did)

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