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I don't think I've ever thought "I can't do this anymore" and then actually stopped...
I have, however, just stopped mid way through something and never come back to it without ever considering whether I could do it or not.

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Please tell me it's called a "car-ndom"
And the tagline is something like "don't forget protection!"
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I'll have you know, I come from a family with a long and distinguished history!
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Of untreatable medical issues.
#didn't grandma have 'insert illness here'#no#but i think your second great aunt did#don't worry#i've been in pain since i was 25#if i can do it so can you!#joke#funny#10/10 doctors shrug and walk away
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Has your brother open sourced that algorithm? Asking for uh... For me.

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"Why did I just get a message telling me my alignment shifted toward chaotic evil?"
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The fury at the floor's audacity to claim him.
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I never realized how loving and conscious of other's well-being so many people were 🥲🥲

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True, but will quitting get me out of the process entirely so I no longer have to deal with it at all? Asking for a friend.

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"You think I can't get you there? You think I don't see you??"
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Official, straight off the Michigan presses 😂
eating michigan shaped sour candy rn. i'm being informed they're called michigummies
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