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Happy 16th to me

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hello!!

My commissions are open!!

Dm me on discord to commission!!

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-I take nitro and aircash(robux coming soon!)

More info:

https://orcacoms.carrd.co/

things I will and will not be drawing!!

Yes:

-smut

-lewd

-mild gore

-character references

-fanart

No:

-lolicon

-proship art

-offensive content

-guro

-extreme gore

-pornography of real people

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I'm sorry I was dead I'm veri tired

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“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war

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ace pride!!!!

hi im vincent and im a transmasc transgender aroace gay Jewish cross dresser with autism!!!!!!!!! fear my woke existence

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I told you to watch your account.

oh my god

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PAWS!

Double tap to high five the beans

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I think your requests are open ? I rarely ever ask anything so I have no idea on how it works. My request though is about an s/o with an above average body heat, a literal heater with Tingyun Kafka and if possible Serval. Have a nice day pal.

Ahhhh that would be soo cute!! But here you go, I hope you like it!

Your warmth.

Kafka x reader

Tingyun x reader

Serval x reader

Stelle x reader

Added Stelle cuz she my skrunkly- wunkly-dumpster diving, trash eating, little gremlin racoon♡

✨ fluff, slightly suggestive, established relationships, kisses mwah mwah

Requests are open

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Kafka

Kafka is in LOVE. Why wouldn't she be? You're basically her very own little personal heater❤️.

After a mission or a rough day she'd be right by your side, hugging you like her life depends on it. And who are you to refuse?(you better not.)

Kafka is definitely a clingy women. So every chance she gets she's either holding your hands or clinging on to you. She lets herself relax as she basks in your warmth. A light and happy feeling coursing through her as she does so.

And this women is SHAMELESS. She'll be touching you all the time. Be it your hands or your thighs or anywhere in that matter. She just needs to have her hands on you. Your so warm and nice and warm and fuzzy and warm. She just loves you too much😔

So much for a so called criminal huh🙁

Tingyun

The weather on the Xianzhou was always perfect. But that didn't stop her. Oh not at all.

She'd probably like lying her head on your tummy or your chest as she goes on spilling all the tea about her colleagues or her friends.(I'm in delulu era)

She usually loves sleeping on your chest cus she can hear your heartbeat and that's so sweet.

Tingyun too, is a clingy women me thinks. She hugs you whenever she wants, wherever she wants. (You better hug her back)She doesn't care about the looks the people give you both. You just feel so warm that she can't resist.

Oh and how she'd miss your warmth when she's out on business trips, she'd definitely call you daily to tell you how much she misses you and also to complain about her customers.

Serval

Winters in Belobog were cold even though there were several heaters placed everywhere. But Serval's got nothing to worry cause you're there! Good for her.

She'd wake up to your adorable face with a smile every morning. And as you stir awake she'd hug you and wish you good morning with the biggest smile on her face.

She holds your hand at every opportunity she gets and making her let go is a whole task for real. Even when she's kissing you for what seems like hours, she never stops cupping your cheeks. She enjoys how flustered you become and how your face is warmer than usual now. Thanks to her little smooches.

And on cold nights she's basically using you as a blanket. (Mode change, human blanket form!!.) You don't mind tho.( You better not)

(i can't decide if she's a girlboss or a girl failure.)

Stelle

I like to believe that Stelle has either a really cold body or a hot one(heh, get it? Cus-)due to the stelleron inside her. So let's just think she has a colder body rn

You are now Stelle's energy source. No questions asked and no negotiations. (Why would you even?)

After every mission, she's dragging you back to your room or hers to cuddle with you the whole day, your warmth giving her comfort and in her words, healing her.

On cold nights on the express, when she's feeling down she's relieved that you're always there by her side. Your warmth comforting her, literally.

You'd have to scold her and push her away sometimes when she tries to hug you after doing her daily routine of trashcan hunting tho. (i wouldn't really care if it's her tho. I'm down BAD) please don't hurt her feelings ,😔 she just bit silly.

Also. This girls gonna be latching on to you like a parasite all the time. There is not a moment she leaves you alone. But you're fine with that.(you better be.)

She'd also have her hands all over you all the time. There is never a time when she's not fumbling with your hair or your hands, sometimes trying to put her hands on yout chest(she would give a lame excuse like "oh i just wanted feel your heartbeat " Like.... girl?)she completely ignored your protests and acts innocent. She just likes how warm you are. It's like you we're meant for her ♡

(like mother like daughter)

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I'm in my delulu era again.

Women.

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Tw: Transphobia and some capitalism talk bellow cut off

Once this one person I came out to as trans cus they're trans too started being really gatekeepy to me about being trans,like they refused to use my pronouns and name and completely refused to acknowledge me as anything near queer

which I think is because I have a very cutesy girlie pink aesthetic and they're very alt

and that just made me think of what tiktok and capitalism did to alt culture when the literal ALTARNATIVE community can't even accept a transman being into cross dressing

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waiting for mentallyillperson 6 to acknowledgement my madman delusional spiderdad rambles

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hihi

this? I'm working on concept art for it! I'll propose add an alt where I'll post the comic n stuff

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I actually had this idea for a webtoon for a long while (2 years counting) with my ocs and I tried working on it but kinda gave up cus school got me busy but hey it's summer almost so I wanan get ur guys idea on this

I think its better if I posted it on tumblr? maybe like in the style of hell park right? I think it's gonna suite a tumblr audience more since it takes way more of my personal humour and I don't want any freakshows getting to it and fetishizing the minorities represented in it

basically it's about this guy and his boyfriend and he works as a detective and his uncle owns a cult but the guy has no idea about it so it turns into this cat chase where he also finds out he's not human and actually from a family of fallen angels that the cult is trying to make take over heaven and its supposed to be kinda angsty-ish of him realising he's childhood was completely falsified and kinda coming to terms thag his family and ancestors aren't what should shape him as a person and its really gay and his boyfriend is a scene gym bro who cooks him pancakes for breakfast and also they're all autistic

also the main characters r t4t and one of them is hyper fem transmasc and the other is a masc transmasc and I think that's really cute cus the soft sensetive one is actually the masc one and the hyper femm one is the one who has to comfort him after his hello kitty plush got sent to the laundry mat

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Miguel and Peter had a claws related accident

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big cat paws!

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another gay old men paragraph purely cus mentallyillperson6 keeps reblogging all my spiderman tism splurges

So thing I'm reading 2 deep into part 27727277273737

The way Peter introduces Miguel and acts towards him is very interesting to me,I feel like it's not a stretch that miguel is one of the deadliest spidermen considering the fact he has to littraly hold himself back from mauling a villian in one scene

Yet peter seems much too casual with him

and on top of that Peter littraly holds the living proof that the canon event thing is mostly bullshit in his hands yet still listens to miguel

it shows how much trust he puts into him to the point where he can littraly hold an anomaly in his hands and tell miles to just give miguel a chance

also isn't it adorable how Peter just goes monkey mode around miguel with mayday and miguel just

>:|

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Kafka

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stellaron hunters deserve a break too 👀❤️