accidentalmistress
accidentalmistress
A Thinking Reed
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Reed | she/they enby | sneeze kink blog | minors DNI | Demisexual/Asexual | late 30s | actually three goblins in a trenchcoat | poly and partnered
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accidentalmistress · 2 days ago
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Quick PSA that I am due for a follower clean out, which means going through my followers and checking for ageless/blank blogs to remove.
I block blogs with no age indication in their bio or pinned post.
You can put a range or other non-specific indicator if you don't want to put your exact age, but please have something that's easily found on your blog.
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accidentalmistress · 10 days ago
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Patreon Request Stream - 16 June 2025
Sorry for the time but things are spinning out of my control weeeeeeeeeee Doing bust sketch requests for my Patrons!
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accidentalmistress · 10 days ago
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I'm honestly kind of astounded at how close this poll ended up being. I, for one, have sadly never sneezed from dust. I've also only ever known one person who was actually allergic to dust and sneezed from it. They never had fits, though, just occasional single sneezes. And I can only recall one instance where I witnessed someone being exposed to something dusty and immediately sneezing from it. I wish it had been someone I was attracted to, but alas. (It was also while sorting through the belongings of a family member who had passed. Not the most enjoyable situation, though at least the person who sneezed was the only person there who was not family.)
So, in my nearly 40 years on this planet, in my experience it has been an extreme rarity for anyone to sneeze from dust, let alone everyone or even a majority.
I'm very curious about perceptions within the community. Please don't reblog this to blogs that are not sneeze kink or sneeze kink adjacent.
Is this something you believe is true?
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accidentalmistress · 19 days ago
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people that stifle with a pronounced little release sound ["ngt-tiew!"] getting little rapid stifle fits, where the more beginnings in a row ["ngt-ngt-enkgt-dngt"] there are, the more dramatic and vocal the final release ["shhieww!"] ends up sounding~
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accidentalmistress · 22 days ago
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Sending you love cause I think you're so awesome 💗💕✨
VEER!! Ahhh I've missed youuu T^T You are also so, so awesome sweetie 🥰 Thank you for reaching out. I think about you often, my friend 💕
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accidentalmistress · 22 days ago
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Literally what's hotter than a guy with an itchy nose
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accidentalmistress · 22 days ago
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A late Se/thos bday comic ft. a certain Wan/derer showing off headcanon snz quirks for both of 'em!
Tagging @glitterrosesnzz specifically bc I like to terrorize you it was made with you in mind! >:D
If you like my drawings, and are willing and able to do so, please consider commissioning me, pledging to my Patreon, or donating through ko-fi ☕! You're not obliged to, but every bit helps to keep me living decently and I really do appreciate it!
❗ PLEASE NO REBLOGGING TO NON-KINK BLOGS ❗
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accidentalmistress · 22 days ago
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I'm very curious about perceptions within the community. Please don't reblog this to blogs that are not sneeze kink or sneeze kink adjacent.
Is this something you believe is true?
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accidentalmistress · 23 days ago
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I'm very curious about perceptions within the community. Please don't reblog this to blogs that are not sneeze kink or sneeze kink adjacent.
Is this something you believe is true?
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accidentalmistress · 24 days ago
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god I need a pretty little thing wine drunk and giggly, laying boneless on the couch and looking up at me with dazed teary eyes while I lean over them and play with their sensitive nose. Just tracing around the edge of their quivering red nostrils and seeing their little nose twitch and scrunch up with every hitching breath they take. They’re too drunk to do anything about it except whine and wiggle underneath me— the need to sneeze slowly creeping up on them before they even realize it-
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accidentalmistress · 24 days ago
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current scenario looping through my mind: character taking fully a minute or two struggling to get out the word "allergic" around an uncontrollable rapid fit
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accidentalmistress · 24 days ago
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HAPPY PRIDE LGBTQ+ SNZFUCKERS ILY ALL SO MUCH!!!!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
whether you’re out & proud, in the closet, questioning, or whatever, ILYSM I’m so happy you’re here!!!!!
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accidentalmistress · 26 days ago
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Patreon Request Stream - 30 May 2025
Feef time feef time Doing bust sketch requests for my Patrons!
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accidentalmistress · 1 month ago
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accidentalmistress · 1 month ago
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Would you ever do a closeup of that beautiful nose being tickled and teased until you ABSOLUTELY have to sneeze? What would one have to do in order to make that happen?
What one would have to do would be to move to a parallel universe, because it's not happening in this one.
I don't show my face in videos. That's a firm boundary. I may share a severely cropped photo of my nose now and again, but I have far more control over protecting my identity with that than with a video, no matter how zoomed in.
Besides, physical stimulation just doesn't work on me. I could sit there trying all day and nothing would happen, so there wouldn't be much point ┐⁠(⁠ ̄⁠ヘ⁠ ̄⁠)⁠┌
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accidentalmistress · 1 month ago
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I actually have a few in-progress and/or mostly completed fics for Accidental Mistress: Season Two, but the first one doesn't have any snz in it yet and is currently just Plot™️. So I haven't finished it or posted what I have because I'm trying to figure out if I can shoehorn some snz in there 😅
Writers, what are your most fully-formed fic ideas (on- or off-topic) that you have not posted and why? 😌
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accidentalmistress · 1 month ago
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so I've just been thinking on this, and spoken to a few people who all have differing opinions, soooo~ (snz kink incase it's unclear)
please feel free to elaborate in tags/comments/anything, I'm really interested in knowing what people on here feel about this!
(personally, op sits on the 'maybe -> no side of things, not entirely against it, but not really looking for it/wanting it either~ something about feeling inferiority with the amount of snz I can reasonably provide them, versus what I'd be wanting/craving, would always feel like a bit of a disappointment/let down~ as well as, there's something a bit special to me about a partner who doesn't have this kink indulging you because they like how you react/think it's cute/hot, etcetc~)
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