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Terry: This date sucks. Soo bored. Korvo: This isn't a date, I was shopping for new window replacements. Terry: Then why did you invite me? Korvo: I didn't. I said "Terry I'm going to the store, don't follow me!" and you said "Don't tell me what to do!" and followed me here!

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The Solar Opposites Become Marketable Plushies

Not gonna lie I am very tempted to buy some of those marketable plushies myself...

Also, I am now finally caught up on season 4! Can't wait for the last 3 episodes :))

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“Dead NFTs: The Evolving Landscape of the NFT Market” is a new report from dappGambl, a community of experts in finance and blockchain technology. Upon analysis of 73,257 NFT collections, the authors found that 69,795 have a market cap of zero Ether (ETH), the second most-popular cryptocurrency behind Bitcoin. In practical terms, that means 95 percent of NFTs wouldn’t fetch a penny today — a spectacular crash for assets that reached a trading volume of $17 billion amid a frenzied bull market in 2021. The study estimates that some 23 million investors own these tokens of no practical use or value.

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The “Dead NFTs” report observes that the nearly 200,000 NFT collections “with no apparent owners or market share” identified by the study caused carbon emissions equivalent to the annual output from 2,048 houses, or 3,531 cars.

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Jesse: Why can't we have a birthday off like everyone else? Korvo: Who's everyone else? Yumyulack: Washington, Lincoln... the baby Jesus, Korvo!”

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Some old stuff. I think I got worse?

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"All I want is Peace, Love, Understanding, and a Chocolate Bar."

Terry

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Jolly good

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“you know what? maybe spending time with people you love is what gives your life meaning”

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Terry: *gasps* What if this is a Carrie situation? Jesse: Bradshaw or drenched in blood?

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"Can you show me how to open this banana?"

Terry to Korvo

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Hey! I'm glad to see you posting again! I was afraid the fandom stalker got to you too! I missed all your posts and you vacc OCs. I hope you're doing well!

Thank you for this kind message Anon, unfortunately the stalker did effect me but I'm getting much better. I won't get into it. I hope to post more, I missed this side of tumblr for sure! <3

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Season 4 announced for August 14th, via a bus (no literally)

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Yumyulack[to Korvo]: When you die, can I use your skull to strike fear into the souls of my enemies? Korvo: N- No???

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I hate earth! It's a horible home! People are stupid! Wh- What is this 'Hokey Pokey' they do? They say you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, but what is the 'Hokey Pokey' what- What is it really all about? It's not specified! BE MORE SPECIFIC!

Korvo

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Terry: So I’ve started looking into current affairs

Korvo: That's great, Terry-

Terry: *pulls out a list* Here’s a list of everyone in the neighborhood that’s currently having an affair.

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I don't understand Valentine's Day, the  concept is weird. Th- The naked baby shoots you with an arrow and you fall in love.

Korvo

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Terry: So... I was wondering, tomorrow date?

Korvo: It’s the 14th.