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just- yes

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I heard this quote one time that was just so beautiful and true: behind every gay person, there is a more evil gay person. lmfao, idk who needed to hear this but, ✌

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Bro- just try and convince me that Eddie from aod and Emma from tpn are not the exact same person. go ahead. ill wait.

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Christian God: Love everybody equally. Preist: Got it. Preist talking to church: he said to kill the gays.

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This morning i woke up with a big ass spider next to me in my bed and he was actually chill af. and then my brother killed him and im now plotting his demise.

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Haikyuu captains as things my friends have said:

Oikawa: I'm too dope for you.

Sawmura: Shut up and eat your damn waffle.

Ushiwaka: Oh look, it's raining in the out.

Kuroo: Mental illness is stored in the balls.

Bokuto: *wheezing* and I tripped and fell into his ass-

Terushima: I need that shirt.

Daishou: I'm too tired for your bullshit.

Kita: Yes, I fell asleep in the laundry basket.

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The waiter at Olive Garden has been shredding my cheese for 7 hours waiting for me to say when. Costumers are screaming. 5 people have died. I will not yeild.

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ITS THE FIRST DAY OF PRIDE MONTH! Happy June 1st! Special shout out to the LGBTQIA+ community! (*￣▽￣*)ブ

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U know that feeling of adrenalin when you walk past the security sensors at the store and ur like, "Did I accidently shove a TV up my ass??? I can't remember."