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aced-official · 11 months ago

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Banked wrong, fucker.

What if I stole the eyes of a heartless and then used them for myself

#bear noises

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aced-official · 2 years ago

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We tried inviting you, but you never respond to my texts :(

Ira and I are taking the kids (Ava & Gula) plus Invi to Disney World

#bear noises #ive been planning this for years :(#(mod note: not even a joke i planned the disney trip for three years lol)

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aced-official · 2 years ago

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To answer your question @luxu-official stop shopping at the mooglemarts and you'll start seeing the healthy stuff

WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING TALL??

Because I eat a balanced diet and disrespect Master 😌

#bear noises #if you actually go to the grocery stores you start seeing vegetables #that and i have a garden behind the union

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aced-official · 2 years ago

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WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING TALL??

Because I eat a balanced diet and disrespect Master 😌

#bear noises

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aced-official · 2 years ago

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Oh my God my notifications broke, I haven't seen anything in months

#bear noises

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aced-official · 2 years ago

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Ira and I are taking the kids (Ava & Gula) plus Invi to Disney World

#bear noises #it only took fucking three more hours than planned

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aced-official · 2 years ago

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You really were running out of material making him huh?

Are you behind the twitter rebrand??

Yeah. not many people know this but Elon Musx is one of the homunculi I created.

#bear noises #god why he look like that

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aced-official · 2 years ago

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Master are you actually sure you made a person or are you off your meds again?

Sorry I got. Really drunk last night. You guys might have a new sibling if I remember where I put them

#bear noises

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aced-official · 2 years ago

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Don't act like you weren't grinning ear to ear during this stupid movie

I have been informed that capuchin monkeys in the Indiana Jones world are nazis.

#bear noises

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aced-official · 2 years ago

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I'd kill for the both of you

Your new sister wants you to know she loves you already. (Creator of the 5 year old key kid Aced adopted)

Me fr whenever I see her

#bear noises #Should i call you my bear cubs or is that corny #mod meanwhile is inconsolably crying i love this art

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aced-official · 2 years ago

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Welcome to the family kiddo, this is your new sister

Hey @master-of-masters-official

bitch

#bear noises #(art by invi mod and its her oc too lol)#(meet the 5yo in union ursus)

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aced-official · 2 years ago

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So yes or no on the adoption thing?

Hey @master-of-masters-official

bitch

#bear noises

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aced-official · 2 years ago

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Man fuck you too, hey @venitas-offical wanna be my kid

Hey @master-of-masters-official

bitch

#bear noises

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aced-official · 2 years ago

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Hey @master-of-masters-official

bitch

#bear noises #no happy fathers days for you

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aced-official · 2 years ago

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HAPPY PRIDE EVERYBODY

NEVER FORGET I LOVE YOU

AND THAT

I

AM

G A Y 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

#bear noises #id tag this as bear pride but thats another thing

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aced-official · 2 years ago

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Invi we have a toaster.

I fucked up my toast.

#bear noises #sometimes it bites when i plug it in

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aced-official · 2 years ago

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If dangerous predator why ear shape like that

#bear appreciation time

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