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Do you want to watch baby Alex Ovechkin earnestly showing off his first house in DC and explaining how he and his brother burnt nearly their entire dinner while trying to cook? YEAH YOU DO. Featuring:

His classic bachelor pad air mattress/laptop set up on the floor in his living room

His baby pictures artfully arranged on the kitchen counter

"We try cook filet mignon, potatoes, and some salad... salad still look good but no meat and no potatoes. Lots of, uh... meat was lots of time and uh... fire."

"My brother want big party. Like, movie, American movie? And... we buy house for party. Joke!"

Closet full of various hideous Dolce and Gabbana clothing pieces

Intended vodka mini-fridge and disco ball placement in bedroom

The large curtain-free windows from the Ovi porno-watching story

And more!

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What is this I’m hearing about rookie Ovi and a group mooning shoot????

I had to dig forever to find this. A long, long time back, this was supposedly Ovi and a couple members of the Caps? Can't verify because I cannot remember who the fuck posted it originally (I want to say it was one of the trainers from the Caps) and reverse google image gives me nothing. Maybe it's fake! One never knows. Given how often the man got and continues to get naked, I feel like there's at least a ten percent chance of being true.

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ovi: ice cream enthusiast

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Not me frantically collecting every picture of Nicklas Backstrom I can find because ONE WEEK FROM NOW his contract is "technically" "done" and I will have to reckon with the reality of him no longer being signed to the Washington Capitals and I don't have enough tissues to handle that.

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ITS PRIDE MONTH TIME TO POST BI AMELIA (24/30)

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Sometimes I am sad. So I look at pictures of Alex Ovechkin smoldering in various ways. And then I am not sad anymore.

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finally, someone for tumblr

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that’s canada’s ass

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I wonder if Sidney Crosby has seen any cool birds lately

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sooo... for the sake of exposition you... Who's your favorite penguin? And which one did you find harder to draw?

(penguin sid is actually my favorite but for reasons unknown, he doesn’t like me)

none of the penguins are particularly difficult to draw…maybe tanger bc you have to get his flow right

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Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesn’t storm. literally so rude I was excited for this all day.

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you motherfuckers better be lifting with your legs and not your back

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Ain’t no party like a Washington Capitals party

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pov: ur a champagne bottle in the panthers locker room post stanley cup win

captain core: 😄✌️ / the czechs: 👁️👄👁️ / our dmen: 🥴 / gadjy: 👀 / forsblad: 🫶🙂‍↕️

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(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

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