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Everyone welcome Nami to the Strawhats! 💖💖💖

So far we have Luffy as a sun conure, Zoro as a red tailed hawk, and Nami as a baltimore oriole!

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List the Strawhats from worst to best on who gives the best hugs

okay, we are going to divide this into hug quality and hug enthusiasm because those are two very different things

Luffy--A++ enthusiasm, but if you're not from the OP world I think he would probably crush you like a boa constrictor

Zoro--he's not a touchy feely guy so negative enthusiasm, but he's also canonically got the second biggest chest size in the series and I think that has to count for something

Nami--prone to hugging and gives good hugs, probably has the best overall grade in the crew

Usopp--mostly seems to hug people in fear? Idk he'd be clingy at times, but would give good quality hugs

Sanji--holy shit he has so much baggage with both men and women, I think giving either a hug would give him an aneurism. Also reeks of cigarettes so minus points there

Chopper--very enthusiastic hugger with bonus points for having multiple forms to chose from. Only negative is that sometimes while in brain point he latches onto people like a face hugger and I like being able to breathe

Robin--She's just learning how to show physical affection so it'd be a work in progress. *However* Wano proved that if there's a child who needs a hug she is the person to go to

Franky--I don't think we've ever seen him hug anyone which is strange. I feel like he'd be prone to bro hugs, but as he's metal it might not be comfy. Also we're not told how well insulated his stomach fridge is so it might be cold

Brook--Very enthusiastic with his hugs, would be very sharp and bony.

Jinbe--He's got a sense of propriety that I think might lead to him being more reserved with his affection, but they would be of excellent quality

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My ZoSanClub Secret Santa gift for Brunetta6, for the prompt: "ZS being Secret Santas to EACH OTHER and (not-so-accidentally) getting each other absolutely perfect gifts."

I hope you have an absolutely wonderful holiday season!

<3

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Nami collage 🧡 9/10

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We can have a little bulky Roronoa Zoro, as a treat

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Zosan Omegaverse AU: "Marked"

This one got a little away from me lol The concept I wanted was two parts. I want a mark that doesn't go away on Sanji after he's hit by Zoro in Thriller bark. And I want omega healing bc I love that shit lol

Meanwhile on Kuraigana Island:

So if its not clear.....Zoro hits Sanji to knock him out. At the same time they already were bonding but didn't know it. Zoro's knockout(tm) starts the process, Sanji's healing seals the deal. And bc we know how THEY ARE with each other...the mark that normally would have gone away never heals.

Does it heal when they meet back up? Is Sanji able to come to terms with Zoro saving his life AND marking him as a mate? Will Zoro ever figure out what he did? Your guess is as good as mine bc I havne't written that far LOL

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

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when i become the greatest

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strawhats on the phone 🏴‍☠️☎️💥#ONEPIECE

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Farmers market

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this one was really fun to draw

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The fact that Sanji is an universal blood donor while Zoro is a universal blood receiver makes me insane a little like. ZoSan literally complete eachother, Sanji will give every part of himself away and Zoro will hold everything close to his heart. Like whatever. I'm not thinking crazy thoughts. I don't even care actually. Zoro wouldn't eat Sanji's heart willing given by the cooks own hands. Whatever. This is fine

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was reading a romance/erotica novel a friend loaned me and in the middle of the book the main character is chopping vegetables to prep for a whole dinner party with her friends and the love interest shows up and they hook up & his hands go everywhere you’d expect them to and then afterward while she’s still catching her breath on the floor he’s like “I’ll finish this for you 😏” and he PICKS UP THE VEGGIES and knife with his UNWASHED HANDS and starts prepping. I was floored. I couldn’t finish the book. call me what you will. weak perhaps. but i say to you we need editors with a food handlers certificates. we need line cook beta readers that’s what I believe

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Couldn’t make up my mind 😅

Tried to use brushes I never used before. Think it turned out quite nicely 😊

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No one is doing it like Monkey D. Luffy. He’s a god. He’s a wanted criminal. He’s an idiot. He is an impeccable judge of character. He will punch an eight year old in the face. He forgets to mention people who are incredibly important to him. He’s an asexual icon. He has absolutely no marketable skills. He’s a selfish asshole. He has a very strong moral code that he decides entirely in the moment and will never explain to anyone ever.

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Asking me to pick my favorite strawhat is like asking me to pick my favorite child