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I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Happy Halloween! 🎃

(Credits Here)

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I’m now over at this blog!

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The tech that scheduled me in for a ct scan told me that they were going to require a pregnancy test in such a manner that it’s like she was trying to scare me off of the test.  

Lady, I’m chronically ill.  I’ve pissed in a cup more times that should ever be considered normal; I’ve got the hang of it.  One more time won’t be too big of a deal....

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rashidajones:

“Throwback to dinner with this bunch. #parkscrew4life #tbt”

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back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed the australians

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Oh my God, ANOTHER ONE

@smallroundpotato / @confusionpotatonut / @actualhumanpotato

Come, fellow potatoes.  Join the potato clan....

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I’ve recently become somewhat more interested in things like crystals (in terms of their healing/protective properties, etc.)

To all of you out on tumblr:  What are some good resources you would recommend to a beginner?

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Oh no, the other potatoes ( @smallroundpotato) have found me.....

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It’s always a bit unnerving to call to schedule a CT Scan, and when the scheduler asks how long you’ve had the lump and you reply a year, the poor scheduler just goes “Oh..............okay.”

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Labrador Retrievers are the best dogs - You can’t change my mind (Second and third only to giant babies of Great Danes)

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*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

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You get bonus discount if you remember the “Forever reblog Tumblr Daddy” craze.

If you remember reblogging a picture of David Karp and calling him “daddy” you qualify for a veterans discount

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controversial topics should be stuff like “is cloning good” or “should we fuck aliens” and not whether people deserve to be poor or deserve healthcare