Melissa (Mel), she/her. Lots of reblogs, occasionally drawings.
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i love being obsessed with awful people characters like omg he is soooo cute when he lies and schemes to get his way 馃槏馃槏馃槏
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life is never dull with my curse #MyCurse
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"How could you do this" with the help of the demon blade "this isn't you" well yeah it's me and the demon blade "I know you're a good person" yeah that wasn't in question "please come home" not if you're gonna be a dick to the demon blade "we need to destroy the demon blade" listen I don't come to family gatherings and say we Need To Destroy aunt cassie and she's genuinely evil, unlike the demon blade
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ITS GREAT LAKES AWARENESS DAY!!!!!
On this excellent day, be aware that this is the largest group of freshwater lakes in the world, covering over 95,000 square miles and reaching depths of over a thousand feet. They are beautiful freshwater seas.
Also when you die in these lakes, the very cold, oxygen-poor conditions at the bottom preserves you perfectly for all eternity. You will not rot and nothing will eat you. You will exist for as long as the Great Lakes do. Many shipwrecks still have the crew on board. Be Aware.
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I wish for a restful 34 day crevice nap . Is that too much
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He found visits to the countryside, and the cows in particular, helped calm him down.
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Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious
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Dress
c. 1865
Hallwylska museet
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once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I鈥檓 gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted
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