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the real mvp of bdsp

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Ozzie's definitely has a hot tub area that looks like this

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yall good with me hornyposting stuff not helluva boss related or nah

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You guys do not understand how high his man is on my fuck list His voice, his personality, his overall look. DID I MENTION HE HAS A FUCKING SCAR UNDER THAT MASK. BRO THIS MAN. THIS MAN.

I NEED HIM TO PROTECT ME. I NEED HIM. PLEASE.

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wtf i got banned and now im unbanned after contacting tumblr?????? I...... What??????????????????????????????????????????

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I needed some wholesomeness uvu

Anyways heres some asmodeus x cuddly reader!

• as soon as you hold your hands up to him he imminently knows what you want, he will probs tease you a bit and act all cute and clueless just to anger you

• tho at somepoint he'll give in and pick you up and hold your tiny body in his big warm arms and smother you in kisses!

• after a little while he will put you on his shoulder so he can work, and trust me, he will keep you on his shoulder alll day

• once you two are alone he will put you back in his arms and just contiue to smother you in kisses, and maybe a few love bites OvU

Requests are open! UvU next one is asmodeus with a artist S/o

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Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry. Daddy-

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Helluva boss Asmondues x suicidal reader hc

Warning: EXTREAMLY SESTIVE TOPIC. talk about past abuse, neglect and suicidal thoughts

● This boy will KNOW when somthings off. Not only are you pushing away his lusty love, but his genuin love. And you best believe this boy is ganna try and figure out whats wrong.

● He will search around the house for you, only to find you wrapped in his coat holding back tears in your guys shared bed. At first he thought maybe somone hurt you, maybe somone touched you when he wasnt looking, and becuse of that he wants to find out who and kill them. It brakes his heart to see you in pain.

● Asmondeus will first try and calm him self down from rage at his own thoughts about somone hurting you and will try and figure out whats actually wrong. He will sit next to you and give you soft back rubs while asking whats going on

● if you dont want to tell him at first he will understand and be patient with you and offer to get you anything to help calm you down, stuffed animals? dildos? Midnight snacks? He will grab ANYTHING for you in a heartbeat

● if you tell him admittedly about whats been going on in your home life he will be PISSED at your family, hes good at hideing his rage so you cant see how fumeing he is.

• The first thing he does after you tell him is place you on his lap, he will remind you your safe with him and no one, and i mean NO ONE can hurt you when hes around

• after he calms you down enough he will offer to run you a bath, maybe cook some dinner, anything to see his favorite little kitten happy again.

• if you wanna stay in bed he will be right beside you, holding you in his arms while you sleep on his chest.

Hope y'all enjoyed my first x reader head cannons uvu

Also! Requests are open ^^ i have none at the moment so pls request somthin-

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𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚕𝚊𝚜 & 𝙱𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚣ø (𝚜𝚎𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎) 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚜𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚊 𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚋𝚢 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

𝚊/𝚗: 𝙴𝚙 𝟽 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚋𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚜𝚖𝚘𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚣𝚣 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚖𝚊𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐! 𝙲𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖~ 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚐𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚎𝚙 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚞𝚕! & 𝚏𝚎𝚖/𝚏𝚎𝚖 𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍,(𝚜𝚑𝚎/𝚑𝚎𝚛)(𝚜𝚑𝚎/𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢) 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚎 & 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚢 𝙼𝙻𝙼, 𝙽𝙱𝙼𝙻𝙼, 𝚎𝚝𝚌 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚜, 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚒'𝚖 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞♡

𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍: 𝚢𝚎𝚜 | 𝚗𝚘

𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛(𝚜): 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗

𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚜: 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚕𝚊𝚜, 𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚘, 𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜, 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚜, 𝚐𝚗 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛, 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝, 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜

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feathers are so ruffled in surprised, he was not expecting you to poke your head through a portal unannounced

Was going to voice his concerns over the fact that your face quite literally looks like a tomato

when you pop the question of the idea of a date he is fucking ecstatic, yelling yes over & over while pulling you fully into hell to give you the biggest bear hug of your life

he would love the idea of a date in the human world, he's fine with going anywhere as long as he can spend quality time with you

𝙱𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚣ø

choked on his coffee when he saw you poking your head through the portal

was about to curse you out but you popped the idea of a date before he could

he is happy about the idea of a date and the fact that you finally asked and agrees to a but quickly teases you bout how your face being redder then his

Would love to go into one if those shooting rinks or whatever earth has to offer, sad he can't take you into hell due to the dangers(though that didn't stop him before)

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Casual Fans: (arguing over Ozzie and Fizz's relationship like the exact confides matter)

The Simpers, just here to be thirsty:

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asmodeus knowing fizz is in rut and just watches fizz pin you down and fuck you raw. maybe ozzie puts you in a psuedo-heat to help things along :3c i just love the scenario of the most dominant one if a throuple watching (and directing) the other two during sex.

That’s such a good trope tho~

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Asmodeus immediately knows whenever Fizzarolli goes into heat.

Even if the smell wasn’t a dead giveaway, Fizz is even more of a bastard than usual. Ten times the flirting, play grabass and isn’t ashamed to shove one (or more) of his hands down his pants.

Ozzie can definitely make people more horny with just a look, but his saliva can act a sex pollen when wants to. He makes sure to give you a big ol’ kiss before ‘sending you on your way,’ right before Fizz pounces on you.

With the pooling heat between your legs, you hardly have reason to tease Fizz about his current state. You let him take what he wants as much and as hard as he wants.

All while Asmodeus takes great pride (among other things) as Fizzarolli fucks and bites and licks you like he’s never had a taste before.

Ozzie always prefers you not to cover your mouth and will tell Fizz to hold your arms above your head. They like to hear you sing, no matter who’s name is on your lips.

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Phew…

…for a moment there I thought it was the OTHER brothel owner.

P.S. Fuck you Valentino

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when Shiro said Asmodeus is down for anything I don’t think that was an invitation to start posting about how you want Asmodeus to piss on you???? Go off i guess.

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okay it's 12:40 am but i'm going to say my one last opinion about stolitz in this episode before going to sleep.

Stolas wasn't embarassed of Blitzo

Holy. Fucking. Shit. I thought that was obvious but apparently not.

That's what Blitzo thought obviously as we can tell from the whole flinch, horrified look on his face

but that doesn't mean it's what happened. I thought it had already been established that Blitzo is an incredibly unreliable narrator. Yes, Blitzo was being pushed through the rough by Verossika and Asmodeus and needed Stolas to defend him.

But Stolas?

Stolas was being laughed at, humiliated in public, and he couldn't defend himself because no matter what he said he couldn't prove Asmodeus wrong. He looks around to see everyone in the entire audience laughing at him.

He had given up his wife and kid for an imp who wasn't even happy to be around him, who had ignored him throughout this entire debacle. Just like Blitzo needed Stolas to defend him, Stolas needed Blitzo to reassure him.

and neither did that okay?

Stolas chose to hide rather than face what appeared to be an incredibly humiliating situation (not because of blitzo, but because they had exposed his family issues to the entire fucking crowd. lol), and Blitzo? Blitzo was hurt, he was angry, he was terrified and insecure. But he chose to keep that in. He didn't communicate his feelings or wants or needs to Stolas and unfortunately, reading minds appears to be out of the arsenal of eldritch horrors.

Both fucked up here. Both had their insecurities thrown in their faces. Both didn't take the last line to reach out to each other.

And if Stolas chose to deal with that by attempting to bridge the gap between him and Blitzo? If he chose to seek out some non-sexual affection after it being strongly implied he fucks up his relationships? Can't fucking blame him.

And if Blitzo chose to deal with it by closing off? If he chose to hide from a relationship he felt was close to ending anyways? If he chose to close himself off from Stolas before he was abandoned yet again? Can't fucking blame him either.

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OHHHH MY GOD THIS IS SO GOOD TYSM I LOVE THIS SO MUCH 💕💕💕💕

Ohh my god i LOVE like every single headcannon you make for Fizz and Ozzie sharing a S/O. If you don't mind could you make HCs for the poly ship with the S/O being transmasc? As a trans guy I very much need it. Fluff and smut alike would be great lol. Keep making amazing posts ty <3

THEY WOULD THINK YOU’RE SO COOL!

- I feel as if they’d both really respect you even more than before after you tell them about this. As I’ve said before you would be dragged out to shopping trips by asmodeus. He would spoil you and make sure you got anything you wanted from the most expensive stores.

- they’re both super protective of you. They do realize that no everyone is gonna stand by your decision but they’ll beat up anyone who made you feel uncomfortable or disrespected. You might have to pry fizz off of someone though. 💀

- I feel like they would be curious and respectfully ask a few questions about being transmasc though. However they really don’t mean any harm they’re just generally curious.

- you will be drowning in praise. Doesn’t matter what the fuck you’re doing. oh you thought you’d just sit there reading a book looking that good? Hell nah fizz is tackling you to the ground to plant kisses all over you’re face. And now you’re all cuddling- 🧍🏽‍♀️

- as I said before you will be drowning in praise even though these mfs act like they can’t stand vanilla sexy times I see them being really gentle with you if something somebody said really go you down. ( this happens after they’ve jumped them btw 👩🏽‍🦯 ) they’d tell you just how much they love you and kill all over you’re body. Whatever you want goes that night. If about you so they don’t mind. ( just don’t tease them for being so soft on you they’d be sick about it 💀 )

All in all? They love you , like if you managed to become they’re s/o then it’s literally nothing they wouldn’t do to make you feel loved and cared for. And it’s nobody they wouldn’t fuck up.

I really hope I did ok with this ask because I’m really uneducated in the transmasc situation so please let me know anyways have a lovely day 💕 because I’d jump a mf for you to HOLD ME BAC-

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fizzarolli and asmodeus

HELLUVA BOSS 1.07 | OZZIE’S

» bonus:

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ASMODEUS x READER SMUT HEADCANNONS BC IM GAY AND I SIMP FOR ASMODEUS

Asmodeus is quite literally everything you want in bed. Jack of all trades and master of all. Even if you may not have experience, He’s 1000% down to help you experiment and find your deepest pleasures. He has enough experience to tell almost instantly what's getting you all hot and flustered and what doesn't work. Be careful once he finds what makes you click though, Every single night with him will be the best nights of your life. You will be absolutely RAILED, and everything he does is all for your pleasure. While still a top, he loves to see you in sheer, absolute pleasure. Seeing you in pleasure and a moaning mess is enough to please him. When it comes to aftercare, he is absolutely amazing at it. Not just because of  experience but because he knows how to make you happy as a spirit of lust. He will clean you up, make your bed, and carry you around because, lets be honest, you would not be able to walk properly after hes done with you. You will be treated like royalty. Anything you need after a night with him, give him a few minutes max. It will be done. Need a round 2? a round 3 even? as much as you want.Once hes done cleaning you up and getting you comfortable, He will let you sleep on his chest. His fur is unbelievably soft, and nothing even compares to the comfort of nuzzling into his chest.