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absolute heartbreak. ordered kimbap and it keeps falling apart as i go to pick it up. i’ve been deemed unworthy. unworthy of the kimbap. fml bro.

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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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local person is hit with feelings of intense melancholy day before work. more at 10.

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I KNEW I WASNT CRAZY.

tumblr and discord changing their ui just enough to be noticeable within a week of each other, 1 million billion neurodivergent people found dead

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they changed the layout. i can feel it. something about this app isn’t right. why is it all so much smoother. someTHINGS WRONG. GST ME OUR OF HER-

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watch me ride woody into the sunset

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i saw a post about mike wazowski and it reminded me of when i was in highschool and i was actively apart of this minecraft creative building server and would regularly roleplay Danganronpa games on there, and i ended up helping this one guy build this really complex roleplay puzzle type thing. it was super intricate and had a shit ton of redstone. the whole idea was as the roleplay went on and the players made it through the story the map would actively change idk man it was cool.

one of the cool things about the server tho was that you could load in player heads of whoever you wanted. pretty standard for a creative server. but one of the guys who worked on this build with me liked to place these mike wazowski heads all over the place. like on tables and in front of doors and shit. and idk why but the owner of the plot fucking HATED it. like, would go into insane fits of rage over it.

and so obviously like i’m 15 and a shithead so i join in, and the owner gets progressively angrier about the mike wazowskis. and eventually banned the mention of him altogether.

and so my buddy did what anyone would do in this situation.

he build a massive underground mike wazowski shrine underneath the main build.

truly it was a work of art. i’m talking glow lights and particle effects and everything. shit was a modern day cathedral. and eventually the owner found it.

he went like, fucking ballistic. it was beautiful. i was there for the whole thing. just an absolute tantrum of mike wazowski fueled anger. We had driven this man to the brink of insanity and then pushed him over the edge into an endless pit of wazowski. i always wonder what happened to that guy lol

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owning multiple pairs of dad jeans and oversized cargo jackets just so i can achieve the queer goal of dressing like the shitbag older brother in most 80’s based media/the grizzled hunter in the woods in most horror movies.

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hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.

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autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don't get alone time when they're supposed to get alone time

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straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys

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just so you know. we can tell when a fanfic was written with AI. you’re not slick. i can smell your “work’s” lack of a soul from 4 pages away and it’s icky.

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college professor attendance policies are like trying to decipher the hieroglyphics on a pyramid wall.