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In the dark, the deer are dreaming — headlights gleaming, blazing eyes.
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🎶I worship like a dog at the shrine of your thighs🎶
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Ethan Hunt was born in Madison, WI. It's constant in every file throughout the series and no one can ever take that away from me.
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you are grounded, for til cock
FOR TIL COCK????????
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looking for shirt braces online and I saw this and thought tumblr would appreciate it
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you ever been milked big time?
I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years
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My fave thing about Fleetwood Mac is how many of their songs are someone singing "man, this person was a terrible partner in our relationship" and said person is fucking singing along lmao
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One of the best things you can do when cooking for yourself is to always double the portions in a recipe so you have leftovers for when you don’t feel like cooking. One of the worst things you can do is trying to fuck the garbage disposal.
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sure jesus may have suffered but did he ever have to go to work on his period
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the one who left the group is legend btw lmao
anyway based on this:
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Could you draw Four please, I love the way he looks in your art style

But of course

A very confused little guy
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