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I stole shoelaces from the president 🤫

why would you do that stealing is wrong???

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hey remember how awhile back i mentioned that tiktok has a whole trend where people mix cleaning supplies well i redownloaded tiktok so im finally able to show you what i mean

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AITA for insulting someone's baking?

I (3.8billionF) an a creation goddess, and a sweets connoisseur. Recently someone (14M) posted a cupcake recipe on a social media site I use, and the recipe is... bad. Amongst other things, it requires yeast, more chocolate chips than flour, and half an egg - which he stated he hardboils! Hardboils! In cupcakes! He said that he made these cupcakes for his mom when she was sick, and something just...

Yeah, so saying that the cupcakes killed his mom was a really dumb thing to say. He took it personally, everyone's mad at me, his best friend wants to fistfight be behind a Denny's (I could take him though), and I'm pretty sure I'm TA here, but I figured I'd get your guys' thoughts. AITA?

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mimic octopus (thaumoctopus mimicus) | source

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I would love that Luka!!!!!!!!!

if no one ever sees Santa Claus then how do we know what he looks like?

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…oh

it’s okay luka. I know you meant well

if no one ever sees Santa Claus then how do we know what he looks like?

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that makes sense! I wonder if I’ll get a drawing from Santa this year!

if no one ever sees Santa Claus then how do we know what he looks like?

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if no one ever sees Santa Claus then how do we know what he looks like?

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Go white boy go! Be the magical girl you’ve always dreamed of being.

Can I be….

Sailor Moon????

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it’s always there nino

Dw I won't murder the planet again.

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because crushes hate you? …poor spoiler I’m sorry

imagine your crush liking you back

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yeah. what Tikki said. *stares intensely at him too*

*shoots up*

IT'S A SQUARE. ALL THIS TIME IT TOOK ME TO REALIZE IT'S A SQUARE

@plaggsfromagerie IT'S A SQUARE PLAGG. PLAGG. IT'S A SQUARE.

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imagine your other crush liking you back

imagine your crush liking you back

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spoiler stop being an idiot and ask her out

honestly people these days need to step up

*shoots up*

IT'S A SQUARE. ALL THIS TIME IT TOOK ME TO REALIZE IT'S A SQUARE

@plaggsfromagerie IT'S A SQUARE PLAGG. PLAGG. IT'S A SQUARE.

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who’s you?

imagine your crush liking you back