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practice with some ak genesis panels<33

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Dick was the last to be adopted, Jason became the black sheep post-resurrection, Tim made himself Robin, Damian was dropped in Gotham after ten years of being kept secret, Cass possesses killer instincts that run counter to Batman's philosophy, Duke is a meta whose parents are still alive (albeit jokerized), and Steph has zero legal connections to the Waynes. All of the batkids have reason to believe they're the only one Bruce doesn't want around and Bruce is unaware of the problem because they don't vocalize it not just out of the usual emotional constipation, but also a deep-seated fear of being proven right. In this essay, I will—

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Could I request mermaid dick and princess Kory

YES, yes you can!

And they all lived happily ever after...♡

until Bruce tried to ruin everything

...he just misses his son 🥲

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It’s been awhile. Hi people! Have this small bit of spideypool.

Peter as Spider-Man definitely got cat-called before. Like some women in New York are a DIFFERENT BREED that it actually terrifies him sometimes.

(Inspired by one tiktok I saw before)

The first time it happened, he was bewildered. He was a teen but his physique started looking more adult-like, his muscles more defined after 2 years in the business.

He was simply swinging away, on the way home after a night of patrol when he swings past a club. A group of women stumbling out the club notices him and one woman shouted “Hey fine shyt! Come hang with us!”, causing Peter to flinch and nearly fall splat onto the ground but he manages to catch himself by clinging onto a nearby building as he looks down the group, his lenses narrowed at the group. The women screamed at him to join them to have fun and he can’t possibly tell them he’s underage at the risk of his identity leaking despite them being drunk. He’s incredibly paranoid. Oh and that he was taken too. He can say that. “Sorry ladies, not out in the market for anyone anymore!” he yelled back before swinging away.

He tells Wade the next day during Patrol and Wade laughs, full on cackles, hands on his stomach, on the floor while kicking his legs at the thought. Peter probably panicked, he thought. And Peter did. He laughed harder.

It happens suddenly more often once he reached his twenties. He’s more well-built and people online have started to call him one of the ‘finest vigilantes’ ever. He’s always embarrassed when it’s mentioned. People called out at him at night for a ‘fun time’ or simply getting hit on in broad daylight. Sometimes the criminals he apprehends are women and 90% of them try to flirt their way out, touching him like sliding a hand down his chest before Peter webbed them up and swung away. Not only women flirt with him but also men, saying inappropriate things like they’d hit on him even though he’s a guy and Peter is visibly hilariously disgusted. A full on leap backwards with the most loud sounding “EW” that the criminals are angered.

Sometimes Wade is with him and he understands why people feel jealous when others are touching their lover. He wanted to cut all of their hands off when it kept happening every time he’s with the spider. It’s like the criminals know he’s with the spider and wanted to rile him up on purpose. And since Wade can’t vent out his anger on people like killing them, so Peter gets the brunt of it. In an ‘angry rough sex’ way of course. It’s only when he was already pissed about something before and this happened that he does it. Or when Peter wants it.

Peter doesn’t mind honestly. It’ll be more funny if he returns the criminal’s flirts as a joke and rile Wade up more if he wants the rough sex.

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stress relief batblob doodles

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Jason "stole batman's tires" Todd would pull ts I know it

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Dick: Jason, if you die again, do you want to be buried or cremated? Like, if you were hit by a bus today, what do I do?

Jason: Go after the bus driver and make him pay for what he did to me. Avenge me, Dick.

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Can you imagine Bernard kissing Tim's cheek and telling him to be safe on patrol as he hands him a lunch box filled with snacks and little notes so Tim won't forget to eat while on patrol.

Because Bernard packed those specially for tim, he doesn't want to make him feel bad by not eating them.

Tim also doesn't share his Bernard snacks.

the note says something along the lines of "I love you and if you break any bones I will kill you. Be safe 💓"

Tim loves this.

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art dump

organizing my PC right now and found some silly stuff I don’t think I ever posted

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Jon (amazed as he stared up at the man): Wow!

Jon smiled brightly as he stared up at Nightwing, causing the hero to look around in confusion.

Nightwing: Is there someone behind me?

Jon: No, I’m looking at you! You’re so cool! I want to… I want to be just like you!

Without warning, Jon hugged Nightwing, surprising everyone in the room, including Nightwing himself.

Jon: I know I’m being a fanboy, but I’ve heard so much about you, and… and… You’re so brave! Especially to be raised by Batman! You became such a great hero and... and my dad was so right about you!

Nightwing covered his mouth, unable to contain a smile at the adorable child’s words. Meanwhile, Batman’s expression shifted to one of confusion and offense.

Batman: What does he mean “especially raised by Batman”? What did I do?!

Nightwing (turning his attention back to Jon): I truly appreciate the praise, little buddy. As any hero would, I have to handle this moment with style.

With a playful grin, Nightwing scooped Jon up and hugged him tightly, spinning around with the young boy in his arms.

Nightwing: You’re so cute! And you can be a hero just like me, but with super powers!

Jon: I hope so, but keep hugging me! Someone take a picture!

Superman, ever the obliging friend, stepped forward to snap a photo, but Batman crossed his arms, visibly irritated.

Superman: You’re not as problematic as Ollie, so that’s a big plus.

Batman nodded, slightly mollified, though still wearing a frown. Green Arrow, overhearing the comment, bristled.

Green Arrow: For the love of Jehovah, I apologized for kicking him out when he got addicted! It’s been decades!

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happy birthday to the world’s best coworker 🎉💪🎂

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Steve ‘No Chill’ Rogers

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Bruce: Have I ever put you in an unsafe situation?

Tim: All the time.

Bruce: Then you should be used to it.

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Tim, randomly: "Romanian is like if French and Italian had a bastard child that turned out to be taller and cooler than it's parents."

Dick, blinking: "What?"

Duke: "Yeah and German is English with extra steps and you have to sound really angry about it."

Dick: *confused because they were literally just talking about how he didn't know Jason spoke Arabic*

Jason: "French is just Spanish but you have to sound like a dick."

Dick: "I... Okay? And Welsh is just the language they use on the back of wifi routers?"

Damian: "You're all imbeciles."

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Bonus!

Alfred, not quite getting it but loves his grandkids: "I've always rather thought that Irish accents are simply English accents with Scottish dialects."

Bruce: "That's.... That's almost exactly what it is, Alfred..."

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jason's favorite hobby is sneaking up on his loved ones. he loves to see how long it takes them to notice him.

he breaks into dick's apartment while he's busy and jason is honestly shocked how clueless dick is. how are you a vigilante and don't notice someone breaking in. after 3 hours, he just decides to make dick lunch and sets it beside him at the desk, dick almost has a heart attack.

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PATREON request#3 Stony 1970 

Dr.Potts and Captain Stevens