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The universal constant of younger siblings doing whatever they can to annoy the snot out of the eldest. Alas. Look at their smug faces. They’re so proud.

Too proud.

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Hehehe 😊😘

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On a Gotham Rooftop somewhere overlooking a rouge fight

Deathstroke: the fuck are you doing up here

Mini stalker Tim drake, holding a camera: just trying to get a good shot, Mister!

Deathstoke: what a coincidence.

*gun cocking sound*

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I feel like- Outside of the whole hero aspect, Kon is one of those friends who are very close, very physical, but—in a somewhat brusque and annoying way LAKSDASK That kind of friend who, when he pats you on the back, accidentally break you like a stick.

Kon is like that, AND HE KNOWS IT- THAT ALIEN TANK KNOWS IT, AND HE KEEPS DOING IT BECAUSE HE'S LIKE A HUSKY MIXED WITH A ROTTWEILER.

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Tim, holding something behind his back: don’t be mad.

Bruce, already getting mad: I won’t get mad, you can always talk to me. What’s going on?

Tim, revealing a swaddled baby: I messed up when cloning Kon and accidently spilt my DNA into it and now I have a clone baby with my dead situationship.

Bruce, flabbergasted: ..???

Bruce: why were you cloning- when did you start datin- I’m a grandpa?! No, go back, how did you ‘accidently’ spill DNA aren’t you paranoid too????

Tim, who may or may not have been crying over one of the clones and accidently cut his lip trying not to sob and got blood into a test chamber: that’s not important.

Bruce, hyperventilating: why is it so small????

Tim: cause she’s only two months old.

Bruce; I understand that, but even an average two month old should be-…

Bruce: two.

Bruce: you said two months.

Tim: you said you wouldn’t get mad.

Bruce: you hid a baby for TWO MONTHS?!

Tim: I WAS PANICKING LEAVE ME ALONE!

Bruce: IVE BEEN A GRANDPA FOR TWO MONTHS AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME?!

Tim: WELL! I don’t know I’m seventeen, what did you expect?

Bruce, actively loosing brain cells: if you can clone your dead boyfriend-

Tim: we never actually started dating-

Bruce: -then you can tell your father you had a baby.

Tim: …

Tim: I’m not exactly sure what stage of being an adult I am, I started a little young I think.

Tim: but I am a mother now so don’t you dare yell at me.

Bruce: …

Tim: …

Bruce: …

Bruce: … can I hold her?

Tim, grinning in victory: wash your hands first and then you can.

LATER:

Bruce: why is she a girl if you and Kon are both male?

Tim: are you questioning my baby’s gender??? That’s so homophobic, gay men can raise girls.

Bruce: you know damn well I didn’t mean-

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The vigilante dating world is, perhaps, a bit too small

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And done! :D I really like the idea of Damian experimenting more artistic skills, like body painting- But first he gotta start with something small, so- Makeup!

And I wanted to put Tim in this because of the Caroline Hills thing, he must be more comfortable with makeup 👉🏻👈🏻

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absolutely obsessed with Jason and Tim being the family psychologists that spend 90% of their time together just getting into long debates and discussions about the personalities and mental issues of everybody in the family. they will meet up at Jason’s apartment twice a week for takeout and a 2 hour conversation on how Damian might be so obsessed with the Robin mantle because the dynamics of the league make him think that family should be a business and if he cant work as a vigilante he’ll be abandoned. every stakeout they do together ends up with them getting distracted talking about Dick and his obsession with red heads. they’ve let multiple people go during these stakeouts bcs they’ve gotten side tracked when they then start discussing if Jason’s childhood issues and strained relationship with Dick somehow influenced HIM to befriending Dick’s old pals so often, and they get so fascinatingly into it that the guy they were waiting for just. slipped right by them.

nothing is off limits between these two when they start talking about mental health and family issues. they’ll compare Tim’s abandonment-independence from the Drakes to Jason’s caretaker habits from his dug addicted mother. there have been 3 hour phone call conversations about the loa and how it fucked with Jason’s perception of Bruce that then get turned into 4 hour face to face discussions about how Tim’s opinion of Bruce rapidly declined because of Jason’s death and how he handled it. they rehash how Bruce has effected every single bat child about 12 times and they still never get tired of it.

it’s not even about therapy or coming to terms with trauma. these two bitches just love dissecting family drama and psychology within the Waynes. every now and then during dinner somebody will make a fairly casual remark that has nothing to do with anything and Jason and Tim will make eye contact across the table because they KNOW they’ll be tearing that apart at a later date. what I’m saying is english-enthusiast Jason Todd and stalker-genius Timothy Drake are 100% the gossip scientists of the family, and the Waynes are their lab rats being observed for their own entertainment

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"tim and cass look alike" hc but my spin on it is that gothamites keep thinking Tim is Bruce's daughter and Cass is Bruce's son

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I don't think Tim would kill the Joker, not even after Joker Junior.

I do, however, think he could manipulate someone else into it and retain the moral high ground, instead. After all, if someone else does it and he doesn't directly tell then to- well that was their decision, and he need not worry.

Tim, to Shiva: yeah but loads of people have defeated The Bat at this point. Just look at the Joker. I mean, Joker's basically unkillable. There's not a single assassin or vigilante or hero that could kill him. He just keeps on living and causing chaos.

Shiva: I cluld

Tim: no, no you really can't. But it's OK! Lots of people can't! It would take only the best to kill Joker. I mean sure, a LoA member might be able to...

Shiva: I will.

Tim, shrugging: whatever! You can do what you want but don't say I didn't warn you...

A week later, Joker's dead and Tim is biting back a grin as Bruce glares at them all.

Bruce: "Alright, who did it?"

Nightwing: you need to face it, B, it wasn't any of us.

Bruce, glaring at Tim: the wounds looked similar to that of a bo staff-

Tim, rolling his eyes: I was busy at Joker's ToD. Besides. I'm the best, but not the only bo staff user in the world. Lady Shiva rivals me as well- could have been her.

Bruce, scowl deepenign: and how exactly do you know Joker's ToD?

Tim points at the screen, wordlessly. The phrase "Time of Death: 22:19" were written in bold.

Bruce grimaced. : and what exactly where you doing? I don't believe you were with us which gives you no alabi-

Tim: I was with Bernard.

Bruce: doing what?

Tim: Bernard.

Steph snorts in response.

Steph: let it go, B. Clearly it wasn't any of us. Maybe some assassin with a grudge took him out- honestly, we should be celebrating!

Jason cheers in the background and starts grabbing the most expensive bottles from Bruce's alcohol collection.

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i just wanted to draw bernard with red robin

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Did we all collectively agree that Tim chooses to have a public feud with Red Robin as a way to cover his identity?

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Reporter, pushing a microphone on RR: What are your thoughts on Tim Wayne's recent kidnapping?

Red Robin, deadpan: He's an asshole cosplaying a feral racoon and whiny bitch.

-Later that day-

Tim, watching the news: Well fuck you too *flips off the TV*

Batfam: *concerned*

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Bernard, who's publicly in a relationship with Timothy Drake-Wayne, was caught kissing RR on a rooftop. Kon-El, who the world thinks definitely has a thing with RR, was seen carrying Tim back to a penthouse at night.

This leads Gotham city to believe that Tim and RR stole eachother's boyfriend. Thus fuelling another war between RR and Tim on twitter.

It didn't help when a picture of Bernard and Superboy having a date was posted online.

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Tim: *requested and funded a Red Robin joint to be built in Gotham city *

A video of RR staring at the building offended and distained from across the street went viral.

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The greatest love story ever told

This is part of the Hungry Ghost series, where Tim (Tae-min) runs away from Gotham and becomes a K-pop idol.

After an attack by Ra’s al Ghul—where Kon-El and Cass saved Tae-min—Superboy stays at the hospital to protect him. The press has a field day with the story.

Is This Love? 

By Vicki Vale

Gotham and Metropolis fans are in a frenzy over the latest bizarre yet fascinating duo—Tae-min and Superboy. The two have been spotted together frequently after Superboy saved the idol (see page 12). According to hospital and industry sources, the hero personally insisted on staying close to the Runaway Wayne ward under the justification of ‘protection’ while the attack was being investigated.

Since then, they have been exchanging what can only be described as the most outrageously flirtatious banter. But is it real? Or just an inside joke gone too far?

Some fans are convinced it’s a performance—after all, both have a reputation for being incredibly sarcastic. Others argue that no one jokes like that without at least some feelings involved.

Here’s what people are saying:

“They’re basically a romcom waiting to happen.” —@batobsessed, Twitter

“If they’re not in love, they should be. Chemistry like that doesn’t come from nowhere.” —@superfangirl, Instagram

“ They’re messing with us. I refuse to believe Superboy, of all people, would fall for a K-pop idol.” —@justiceleagueforum, Reddit

 “I don’t know what’s going on there, and honestly? I don’t need to know.” — Hospital Staff on Seoul

“They act like an old married couple. I caught Superboy feeding him once. He claimed Tae-min had a ‘tragic injury’ preventing him from holding a spoon. Tae-min just went along with it. ” — Hospital Staff on Seoul

“You don’t just watch a soap opera like this.  The idol from Nebula and Superboy just fight for his attention.” — Hospital Staff on Seoul

Let's wait and see what the endgame is: the greatest love story ever told, or the greatest industry stunt?

Personally? I, and my viewers, bet on the first one. 

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Mrs. Lee was exhausted, but there was no escaping the line of reporters outside the hospital. The company wanted them to see that Tae-min was alright after his discharge.

To be fair, Tae-min was handling it like a champ. He smiled, waved, and played his part. But, as expected, the moment he stepped toward the car, a reporter managed to corner him.

“Tae-min, people have been talking nonstop about you and Superboy! Are you two in a relationship?”

Tae-min smiled, adjusting his bag. “Ah. I’m just glad that he protected me all these days. He is an amazing hero.”

The reporter pressed. “Dick Grayson recently said he ‘absolutely ships it.’ Any comments?”

Tae-min sighed, as if this was the most exhausting thing he had ever dealt with. “Well, you see, Dick Grayson has a thing for romanticizing civilian and hero relationships.” He paused, smirking slightly. “Once upon a time, he even dated Nightwing.”

The press exploded.

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Trending: Dickwing

@gothamtea: WAIT WHAT??? DICK GRAYSON DATED NIGHTWING??? 

@batfamstan: Superboy was not even the biggest scandal today, let’s be real.

@WayneTea: I KNEW IT! NOBODY BELIEVED ME!

@metropolisdaily: So we’re all ignoring the fact that Tae-min completely dodged the question?

@heroicgossip: Tae-min and Superboy are either soulmates or the best marketing team in existence. No in-between.

@theclarkkentreport: Superboy has NOT denied it. Just saying.

@batkidsunite:  LMAO. IMAGINE BEING BRUCE WAYNE RIGHT NOW. 

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Chapters: 13/15 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), K-pop Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Cassandra Cain & Tim Drake, Tim Drake & Jason Todd, Tim Drake & Damian Wayne, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson, Tim Drake & Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake & Kon-El | Conner Kent, Tim Drake & Sandra Woosan, Tim Drake & Talia al Ghul, Tim Drake & Original Male Character(s), Tim Drake & Original Female Character(s), Tim Drake & Gotham City Residents Characters: Tim Drake (DCU), Tim Drake's Parents, Batfamily Members (DCU), Other K-pop Artist(s), Stray Kids Ensemble, Bangtan Boys | BTS Ensemble, ENHYPEN Ensemble Additional Tags: Tim Drake Needs a Hug (DCU), Tim Drake Leaves Gotham City, Tim Drake and Jason Todd are Siblings, Cassandra Cain and Tim Drake are Siblings, Sandra Woosan is Tim Drake parent, Platonic Tim Drake and Kon-El, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault, Implied/Referenced Torture, K-pop References, Tim Drake became a K-pop Idol, Tim Drake is loved, Tim Drake is Taemin, Half-Korean Tim Drake (DCU), Asian-American Tim Drake, Creepy Ra's al Ghul, Heavy stuff is implied but not shows, Stray Kids Fluff, bts - Freeform, ENHYPEN, Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent, Damian Wayne Tries to Be a Good Sibling, Dick Grayson Needs a Hug, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Tim Drake is Not Red Robin (DCU), Not Anymore, Social Media, Batfamily Social Media (DCU), Bisexuality, Autistic Tim Drake (DCU) Series: Part 1 of Hungry Ghost Summary:

Tim Drake had always been haunted—by Gotham’s endless cries, by the ghosts of his past, by his hunger from a love that he could not find anywhere. He was a ghost in his own family. A hungry spirit, yearning for something he couldn’t have. Until he couldn’t deal with it anymore. OR Tim Drake's journey to find a home and his accidental K-Pop Career

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ttk babey

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happy deathday to my baby boy😢sorry I'm late again.

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jason todd unique second child privileges