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its easy to get carried away with how beautiful and graceful a lot of the characters in twilight are which is great and all but we all know that every single character is secretly disgusting™ and dumb™ so here you go

jacob: we smell gross to u right

edward: extremely

 jacob, getting ready to burb in edward’s face: okay but how does this smell

bella: hey, uh… what happens to the blood you drink? like… after you digest it 

edward:

edward, failing to think of a gentlemanly way to say “take a shit”: are you asking me if i poop

bella: what do you miss most about being human

emmett, with a faraway look in his eyes: that feeling you get after you’ve been picking your nose for a while and finally get a big one to come out

bella: i hope you like your birthday present :) i spent a lot of time thinking about what to get you :)))))

edward: you are my present, bella

bella: please just open it :)

edward: this is a toothbrush

bella, remembering the time edward tried to make out with her right after a hunt: cool huh :)))

edward: you are the most beautiful creature that has ever walked the earth

bella, eating bbq like an animal, hands and face covered in barbecue sauce:

quil, embry, and jacob have an ongoing competition to see who can hold out a fart the longest. embry is currently in the lead with 13 seconds

bella, half asleep after pulling an all-nighter with alice: anybody want some gum

jacob: bella thats a tampon

alice to edward: hold your breath

edward: why?

bella, 10 seconds later, letting out a silent but deadly fart:

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Just a guy with a boomerang?

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hm.

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~ Maggie Stiefvater, “Call Down the Hawk”

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Murder husbands on murder vacation

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being in museums with strangers was kinda intimate lol

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I think a lot about the early days of Adam and Gansey’s friendship… There are so many ways this exchange could go, please send me more captions.

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virias fanart is good. does her possibly sucking as a human being change that? no

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Okay but Will literally could have just gutted Hannibal and tossed him off that cliff so easily tho. He could have made good on his promise to kill him and he could have walked away and gone back to his life with Molly and Walter safely. The dragon would have been dead. Hannibal would have been dead… Logically this is what he should have wanted. This is what he claimed to want for damn near the entire episode.

But what did he do instead? He reached out for Hannibal and fucking embraced him. He looked him in the eyes and he told him “it’s beautiful,” and he wasn’t afraid of how good it made him feel, finally. And I think he almost had himself convinced for a long time that he could let Hannibal go, that he could kill him and forget about him if the time came, but in that moment he remembered that being with Hannibal is the only thing that truly makes him feel alive.

And whether Will intended to fake their deaths by throwing them off that cliff, or if he truly did just want them to die together in that moment, in each others arms, finally at peace with who they are together, he wanted them to be together, and that is the most important thing.

I don’t like to think that these two have changed each other, but rather that they have brought out things in one another they would normally suppress and fight and feel is contrary to their true natures. Will is compassionate, but he is also capable of taking great pleasure in violence. Hannibal takes great pleasure in violence, but when it comes to Will he is capable of so much love and compassion.

Hannibal called that compassion an inconvenience, but he looks at Will with such love and adoration, he touches him so tenderly, and it’s clear that he has come to terms with the fact that he does not have to fight his love for him. Likewise, Will finally came to terms with the fact that he does not have to fight the pleasure he gets from killing with Hannibal, and he does not have to fight the fact that being with him is what he truly wants.

The duality that exists within both of them when they are together is beautiful. They killed Dolarhyde with as much passion as they then tenderly expressed to one another once it was done. I think they are finally in a place where they can truly be equals now, because they have both come to understand and embrace the very best and the very worst parts of each other, and despite everything that has happened they are so very much in love…

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ive been livetweeting my pjo reread so i haven’t been posting much abt it here but please god look at this. hades, a millennia-old deity, covering his ears as his small gay italian son flaps his arms around and yells at him

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horrible man

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mr brunner: percy, there is no ms. dodds on this trip. as far as i know, there has never been a ms. dodds at yancy academy. are you feeling alright??

percy:

percy: what kind of “there is no war in ba sing se” bullshit is this i just KILLED my pre algebra teacher please just tell me what’s going on

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IF YOU’RE GOING TO HIT IT, HIT IT UNTIL IT  B R E A K S

roh’s favourites: Oikawa Tooru in Haikyuu!!

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When was the last time I’ve posted here? I no longer remember;; But here, have this! I really like how this one turned out:“) This was commissioned by @apa_dani (on twitter!), and it’s everything I ever needed and more:”)

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can i offer u a smooch in these trying times

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so i was rewatching atla...

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Dump: blue eyed raven boys