agentmel

[agentmel]

More stupid cuteness!!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/39537999?view_adult=true

GUYS!!! FLIRTY DEREK X SHY HOTCH

[agentmel]

GUYS!!! FLIRTY DEREK X SHY HOTCH

[agentmel]

I love the idea that when Hotch gets so tired (or in pain like in this one), the BAU team just takes free reign to manhandle him into their care as they lovingly please

[agentmel]

A real sucker for BAU babying Hotch

[agentmel]

the pipe line from married ‘straight man to divorce bisexual should be used in media more

[agentmel]

I'm a softy for Flirty!Derek x Shy!Hotch

66 hotchgan?

a/n: ok i'm 95% sure this isn't what you had in mind but this is where my mind went with it lol

prompt: “Wait, you’re my soulmate?”

wordcount: 733

warnings/notes: cursing. kinda suggestive language. derek being a flirt and hotch being over his shit. featuring talk about madam bouvier because this character has my heart.

One thing Derek should definitely be doing right now is working. He has a stack of files on his desk begging to be taken care of, and that's after he had already slipped two onto Reid's pile.

One thing Derek Morgan definitely should not be doing is flirting with his unit chief.

But it's just so much fun. Why would he stay downstairs, finishing paperwork when he could be right here, leaning up against Aaron's desk, getting on his last nerve.

"Come on, I just want to know what she said, then I swear I'll leave you alone", Derek says, despite the smirk on his face implying that he most definitely will not.

"Derek I already told you what she said", Hotch answered, trying very hard not to lift his eyes from his work. "And get your ass off my desk."

Derek, does not move. "Okay well then I want to hear it again. I've just been informed that a mysterious fortune teller was flirting with my very handsome, unit chief boyfriend. Don't you think I deserve to know what the conversation was?"

Finally lifting his gaze from his desk with an eye roll, trying very hard to pretend Derek's flattery doesn't have the intended effects, he makes eye contact with Derek, who is now fully sitting on his desk.

"She was not flirting with me. Also, I seem to recall a very large stack of paperwork that you have yet to finish."

"It'll get done" Derek waves off, moving to the other side of the desk.

"By you, and not Reid?", he questions with a raised eyebrow.

"Aaron, you're avoiding the question."

Hotch sits back in his chair and folds his arm. "Like I already told you, when I showed up to her apartment, she told me I didn’t looked like one of Garcia's friends, and that she thought I was a bill collector--"

"--Of course"

"--And then she introduced herself as Madame Bouvier, and gave me the Darth Vader mask. That's it", he states, looking like he was done with the matter. But under his breath, almost too quiet for Derek to hear, he mumbles something else.

"What was that last part?"

Aaron looks like he's contemplating how easily he can forcibly remove Derek from his office without causing a scene, but still he answers. "She offered me a palm reading"

"And?"

"And what Derek?", Hotch sighs.

"What did your palm say?", Derek responds exasperated, as if it's the most obvious thing in the world.

"How do you know I even took her up on the offer?", he challenges.

"Because you're trying very hard to look like you didn't" Derek explains with a smirk, and Hotch has the sudden urge to kiss it off him. As if reading his mind, Derek leans across the desk, much too close into his personal space to be considered appropriate for a government building. "So what did she say, Aaron?"

Derek speaks the words right against Aaron's face, his breath fanning against Aaron's lips. Hotch has to swallow and sit back in order to retain some semblance of professionalism, and Derek knows he's won.

Begrudgingly Hotch answers, "In not so many words, I was told I was too uptight", and then more quietly and rushed he adds "And she mentioned that whoever has captured my heart is as close to a soul mate as I'm going to get, so I shouldn't let them go."

For some reason Derek starts laughing. "Wait, you're my soulmate?"

Derek's laughter feels like mockery, and Hotch curls into himself, that signature frown setting in place. "I told you I didn't want to tell you."

Derek immediately picks up on the attitude shift and immediately sobers. "Hey, I'm sorry. I wasn't laughing because I thought it was funny", he apologizes, grabbing Hotch's hand. "I just think it's kind of amazing that someone else can see how in love I am with you, and they've never even met me." He leans in close again, and plants a chaste kiss on his boyfriend's nose.

Hotch is a little too overwhelmed to talk after that, but it's ok. Derek understands.

"Besides", he adds with a teasing grin, "If a fortune teller with a crush on you is convinced we're soulmates, who am I to argue?"

That draws a reluctant laugh out of Hotch despite himself.

"Derek, get out of my office."

--

[agentmel]

More fics more fics

hotch waiting until the absolute last moment to tell someone that something is wrong while also being super casual about it.

hotch: *shakily sits down into one of the SUVs*

emily: you good?

hotch: *revealing a heavily bleeding bullet wound* yea i just dont wanna hit my head when i pass out

emily: omg how long have you had that??!

—

hotch: * in the calmest voice not even looking away from the road* you have to pull over i’m going to throw up

morgan: *trying not to crash the car* what!!?

—

penelope: hey hotch do you want another jelly?

hotch: no thanks garcia i’m actually allergic to strawberry

penelope: omg!! why didn’t you just not take it??

-

rossi: how’s everything with you aaron?

hotch: great, i’ve gotten a bunch of paper work done, jess is coming over for dinner, im having a panic attack, ive been thinking about buying some new shoes

rossi: wait what did you say?

hotch: i’ve been thinking about buying new shoes?

rossi: no before that?

hotch: i’m having a panic attack?

rossi: omg aaron can’t you ask for help like a regular person??

[agentmel]

Fanfic rec! I NEED TO READ A FLUFF ON DEREK PINNING HOTCH AGAINST SOMETHING PLSPLSPLS

[agentmel]

the team is chasing the sickest murderers to ever live meanwhile these two on the phone sexually harassing each other

[agentmel]

Hello Hotchner fellow hotchner ferals <33