going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing
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the simplicity of lactase supplements is so funny to me. it costs like $4 to circumvent evolutionary biology. want to eat dairy but your body doesn鈥檛 produce the enzyme necessary to digest lactose? the devs haven鈥檛 patched that yet but you can download a mod
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THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD
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oh what鈥檝e I been up to these past few weeks? well nothing much you know haha. just killing people. just murdering people. I鈥檝e been murdering people
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r/relationshipadvice I asked my evil villain boss (I'm a henchman) if he'd still love me if I was a worm, and he was all like, "to me, all humans are worms" is he dodging the question?
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i think twitter is actually really funny and good sometimes. where else are you seeing shit like this
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i have decided to do a poll for fun because of a video im watching while im eating
for those curious i started playing during 1.6!! i played the demo worlds of the game on the minecraft.net website before my parents bought it for me
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make a cohost account, make a blue skies account, make a pillow fort account, make a artfol account, share your discord, make a back-up account, make another account, make another account, make another account-
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some notes based on my travels
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Sometimes I see a respected mutual in my notes and remember they follow me and I'm like. Should I apologize for what I'm doing here. But they did choose to be in my house
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