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Takama: ¿Preparado para sentir la verdadera E.S.E.N.C.I.A, nenaza?

Zeno: -traga saliva-

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Maravilla.

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What beautiful Pokemon… Yessss!

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"if all in Hall of Origin will deny me my vengeance, then all of Hall of Origin will die. I have lived in the shadows of the Legendaries for LONG ENOUGH! The time of the Legendaries has come to an END!"

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I just realized that Anakin Skywalker and Kratos share some things in common.

You're probably wondering, what does a Jedi Knight and a God of War have in common?

1- Both had a very hard childhood: Anakin as a slave on Tatooine and Kratos trained as a child and we all know how brutal the Spartans' training was.

2- Both were the youngest generals of their respective armies: Anakin with the Republic and Kratos with Sparta.

3- Both acquired nicknames due to their actions: Anakin as Hero with no Fear and Kratos as the Ghost of Sparta.

4- They both had a vision about her mother and when they found her, she died in his arms.

5- Before or after the above, he met/found his brother: Anakin met his stepbrother, Owen Lars and Kratos found his lost brother. Deimos.

6- At the end of AOTC, the war between the Republic and the Separatists began. And at the end of GOW 2, the war between the Titans and the Gods began.

7- They both submitted to someone for more power: Anakin submitted to Sidious to have the power to save his wife and Kratos submitted to Ares to have the power to defeat the Barbarians and save Sparta. And they both end up killing their masters.

8- Both end up becoming monsters: Anakin became Darth Vader and Kratos the God-slayer.

9- And they both have a scar on their eye.

10- They both have two children: Anakin have Luke and Leia and Kratos has Calliope and Atreus.

11- After killing the person responsible for their suffering they both died: Anakin died after killing Palpatine to save Luke and Kratos committed suicide to free Hope over Greece.

12- Both found redemption due to the love of their children: Anakin stopped being Darth Vader and Kratos become a better person.

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Punch of War (Coming soon to your consoles)

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I admit it people, The Beast is my guilty pleasure. What's yours?

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What could have been.

Warning

I want to clarify that this does not belong to me, I did not write it. But I wanted to share it with you, but the image looked terrible when I tried to upload it so I decided to transcribe it for you. Above is the link to see the image.

-You are on this council… But we do not grant you the rank of master- declared Master Windu

-… What?- Anakin exclaimed confused. Windu, Obi-wan and Yoda then expected a negative reaction from the Jedi Knight -No, I mean, what did you say? My hearing has been off ever since Master Kenobi and i rescued the Chancellor-

-He's right- Kenobi stated -As it turns out, crashing a capital ship without protecting you ears ir quite damaging to your hearing. The two of us are scheduled for ear surgery next thursday-

-Oh, my mistake. I assumed it was just a poor reaction to the council's decision. I said that you are on the council, but are not yet a master. However, now that i am reminded of it, i believe that rescuing the galaxy's most important head-of-state is an admirable substitute for the trials. Congratulations, Master Skywalker-

-This is an incredible honour- Anakin bows in gratitude -thank you for being open my talents, Master Windu, in spite of my recent arrogance. I will take a seat now-

-While we're on the topic, i suggest we wait until Master Kenobi's surgery is finished before we pursue Grievous. I mean, if the sequels are anything to go by, there's only a handful of planets he could be hiding on- said Mace Windu

-Good observation. If he's hiding in the Outer rim, we may wish to wait further - it would be smarter to work with an independent system, rather than invade and betray everything our Republic stands for-

-I concur. Not only would such a decision help transition the Republic back into a peacetime mindset, but it would leave enough ships to stop the droid attack on Kashyyyk with few casualties- The Cerean addressed the long-lived Jedi -What say you, Master Yoda?-

But Yoda did not answer, he remained silent. Until Obi-Wan spoke -…Master Yoda?-

-…Wrong, this all is-

-I'm sorry? I don't understand what you mean- Anakin asked, believing he had another problem with his hearing

-How it happend, this is not. Denied mastery, you were and bitched you did. Take caution, we did not. Reflect, we did not. Pursue peace and cooperation, we did not. Meta jokes made, they were not…- Yoda continued rambling until he came to a logical conclusion, logical to him -Real, this cannot be. A dream, this is-

-Of course this isn't real, old friend. But who is to say you cannot enjoy the euphoria of what could have been, even if only for a moment?- Obi-Wan's young voice deteriorated like his body, with each word he grew older…

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Genos, we need cock!

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Apenas me entere de su historia se volvió mi Lord Sith favorito.

Fue director de una empresa minera antes de cerrarla, preocupado por el bienestar de sus trabajadores. Quienes estaban siendo afectados negativamente por un Nexus del lado oscuro en el asteroide que estaban extrayendo. Descubrió que era sensible a la fuerza y ​​buscó a los Sith supervivientes, también conocidos como "La regla de dos". Una vez que los encontró, aprendió todo lo que pudo de su maestro y cuando completó su entrenamiento, obtuvo el título de Darth Vectivus.

Una vez que fue un Lord Sith, hizo algo muy diferente a sus predecesores. No intentó conquistar la galaxia ni avanzar en el Plan Sith. Más bien, intentó estudiar la Fuerza y ​​aprender todo lo que pudo. Mientras era Sith, mantuvo la moral y la disciplina que adquirió a través de su trabajo empresarial. Siguió trabajando en su economía e incluso creó una técnica, Fantasmas, la capacidad de crear ilusiones que estaban vinculadas a un huésped vivo. Vectivus podría crear cientos de estos sin esfuerzo.

Vivió una vida plena y feliz, murió en cama rodeado de las personas que amaba: Su familia y amigos. Algo que no muchos Sith o hasta incluso Jedi puedan presumir.

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So, uh... If what looks like is about to happen happens... does it count as an orgy?

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Cojonudo.

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Jesus Christ

uh oh

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¡10 publicaciones!

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No Soundwave, I don't want to see your drive shaft.