I go by many names... Not that it counts for anything anymore. I am not an important person or a nobody, I'm just here. M!A: None. Status: Content. Relationship status: Prefers polygamy. {This is a independent blog for Charon!Alfred from hetalia, character not like canon. No pictures are mine unless stated}
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Even More Drabbles
Leave a “Amuse Me” in my ask, and I will write a funny drabble about my character trying to cheer your up.
Leave a “Break Me” in my ask, and I will write an angsty drabble about our characters.
Leave a “Call Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble about my character asking for yours [be it at the brink of death/in a battlefield/knocking on the front door wounded, feel free to specify.]
Leave a “Drink Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble about my character taking shots with yours.
Leave a “Enamor Me” in my ask, and I will write a fluffy drabble about my character trying to woo yours [be it out of the blue/Valentines Day,feel free to specify.]
Leave a “Fight Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble out my character fighting with/or against yours.
Leave a “Get Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble about my character saving yours.
Leave a “Haunt Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character watching over yours[as a ghost, watching from a distance, or otherwise, feel free to specify.]
Leave a “Invite Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character asking your character to
Leave a “Join Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character giving your character an offer [be it a proposal for an alliance, asking them to join them in an activity (you can get dirty if you want), feel free to specify.]
Leave a “Kill Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character killing yours.
Leave a “Love Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a fluffy drabble about our characters.
Leave a “Mourn Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character mourning your character’s death.
Leave a “Nurse Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character healing yours.
Leave a “Offer Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character giving yours a gift.
Leave a “Paint Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character drawing a picture of yours [like one of your french girls~ be it painting them or drawing them, maybe offering a picture of them as a gift, feel free to specify.]
Leave a “Quiet Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to calm yours down [be it from crying, from lashing out, feel free to specify.]
Leave a “Remember Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to get yours to remember them [be it from an accident, meeting them after years apart, feel free to specify.]
Leave a “Shag Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a dirty drabble about our characters.
Leave a “Tell Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character confessing something to yours [be it a love confession, a secret, feel free to specify.]
Leave a “Unbind Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about your character freeing mine, or the other way around, or something among the lines [be it freeing them from jail, from handcuffs, from a trap, from a curse, feel free to specify.]
Leave a “Value Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character telling yours how they feel about them.
Leave a “Wed Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about our character under the subject of wedlock [be it my character proposing to yours, or marrying yours, feel free to specify.]
Leave a “X Me” in my ask, and I will write whatever it is that you wish, [specify.]
Leave an “Yahoo Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about our characters celebrating something [feel free to specify.]
Leave an “Zip Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about your character dressing mine, or the other way around [this can also be used for shutting them up as well, but feel free to specify.]
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"I adore you."
“You are adorable.”
“I’ll protect you with my life.”
“I wish you would notice me and maybe develop feelings for me.”
“A storm is coming.”
“You are cute but we’re not going to be a thing.”
“Can I kiss you?”
“Give me a sign!”
“I want to be your friend.”
“I need you.”
“I hate you!”
“Get over it.”
“That was rude.”
“I’m trying to flirt with you, okay?”
“You are my enemy.”
“I like when you smile.”
Send one for my muse’s reaction.
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☯}- You're so mean to me, ducky. I'm being nothing but nice to you! {Frowns, strolling up to him, looking at the paperwork} I can change that too, if you'd like. Maybe into little Ludovicus' voice, that suit you? I might even change to look like him too if that's what you want. | You're digging a hole into your own grave, boatman. He's going to give you nothing. | Shut up you... You know nothing--
… No, it’s no better. Your voice aggravates, dear. And don’t come any closer, I don’t desire to be touched. Or pay attention to you. [Frowning, he continued filling out a few forms for the gallery, oh how he hates paperwork]
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Aoba
Aoba: Something special you can do?

☯}- “Well, I guess this will do… I talk to dead people.” He said, the child was completely serious. “They can be mean to nice in an instant. Most don’t get to go to the good places unless they have proper payment, which most don’t because they’re stupid.” Drachmas, he loves them.
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Dramatical Murder themed questions!
Aoba: Something special you can do?
Koujaku: Biggest crush?
Clear: Are you insecure?
Noiz: Do you have any piercings? If so, where?
Mink: Something really bad that happened to you?
Ren: Are you madly in love with someone?
Virus: Favorite reptile?
Trip: Do you love sweets?
Mizuki: Are you passionate about something?
Sei: How much do you love your sibling?
Toue: Do you want power?
Sly Blue: Do you feel pushed away?
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miss2pengland has given drachmas.
☯}- "I am in awe of such a beautiful young woman." The child frowned, looking up to her with a Winnie the pooh bear in his arms. You just want to get on her good side and then milk her for what she is worth."Don't say that, she seems nice..."
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☯}- "I am absolutely enchanting! I cannot see how people dislike my childlike appearance! You should grow to love it... Even if it's an acquired taste." Maybe it's not just the appearance, ducky... "...Hush you... I didn't ask for your input... I find myself incredibly endearing." That's funny.
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☯}- You're such a mean man... {His lips curl into a smile} Very well, is this better? {The boatman smiled despite it being an illusion} Now pay attention to me Herr...! {Wants to cling onto him}
If you don’t change, I won’t pay attention to you. I don’t like children, not even if they were my own, so keeping this form is guaranteed to get you tossed out, or at the very least, ignored and avoided like the plague.
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The 12th gif in your folder is your muse's reaction to becoming your mun

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happy birthday my little memer
based on this post
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WARNING: LITTLE SHIT ALERT!
Reblog if your muse is a little shit.
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So i hear my printer starting up from nowhere (i was in the other room) and it takes 10 minutes to print fully after a few minutes my curiosity is peaked as to what or who was printing anything. We have one of those wireless printers you can e-mail too and staring me in the face is this:
Now i’m a rational person so i checked my print history online and there is no record of this ever being sent to the printer. Nothing at all.The text at the bottom reads.
"WE’RE COMING"
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO RECORD OF THIS EVER BEING SENT OR RECIEVED BY MY PRINTER!!!!!!
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I didn’t know what to do for his birthday.
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Wait but hear me out
ravenclaws that hate studying and procrastinate every assignment
hufflepuffs that curse like sailors and that look like they could definitely fuck you up if they wanted to
slytherin that are really nice and sweet who constantly ask how your days going and if you need help with something
gryffindor that are scared to kill the spider in the corner of their rooms because who knows if that shit can fly or if it’ll attack you
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To all my deceased family.

"Here lies all of you, I bring you flowers..."
"...Flowers I hope will rot on your graves as your soul rots in limbo for all eternity."
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