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i think the best radiohead album is hail to the thief or kid a but my favorite is ok computer because i like eating shit from the garbage

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idiot sister update: she asked me if ive ever heard of analog horror and i said yes ofc i remember watching local 58 in 2018 and getting very scared because analog horror wasnt a term yet and i thought it was real and she said she hasnt watched it but she likes the godzilla one because its a “classic” and i got soooo mad wdym classic it came out LAST YEAR. newgen.

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do we think she will like it

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my classmate who outnerded me is dropping hints that hes making a robot milipede for me i might have to kill him

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Bruises are an erogenous zone

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mothers day yeesss

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happy Mother’s Day to these two queens

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doxxing myself because nothing ever happens

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for all the haters

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they thought my crazy ass wouldnt notice

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had a nervous breakdown today because of my useless study partners that make me do all the work and then went outside with my boyfriend and it started raining very hard and i went on a huge rant about inwards vertigo and how all spaces are living bodies and auto-fractalization of everything containing what contains it and how that relates to spaces being bodies and houses being people who are houses who are bodies who are houses and how disgusting and terrible being made of flesh is because i feel undefined and poorly determined against the certainty of architecture and iron. and then i bought a redbull :)

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a professor told his class “consciousness doesnt exist. there are only neurons”

a student stood up “would you eat a raw egg and then drink oil and vinegar?”

“no” the professor replied.

“would you eat mayonnaise? perhaps on a sandwich or with some fries”

“of course” the professor replied, unsure of the purpose of this inquiry.

“mayonnaise is made from these very things and yet when combined, new properties arise.”

the professor was astounded. “what is your name?” he demanded

“shadow the hedgehog” said the student

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being paranoid is so funny because every time i start getting paranoid i think "no but its different this time because i might be right". sounds like something someone who is paranoid and wrong would say

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my moms in for a really unpleasant ride

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me and my piece of shit useless retarded boyfriend that i hate

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Every Placebo song is like I’m Crawling On The Ceiling I’ve Lost All Feeling… I’m A Little Banana Peeling