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WIP?????? IN PROGRESS????? HOW CAN HE GET ANY FINEERR BRO GET MY OUT HES SO BADDDDDDDDDD

anyways. sneak update of my milo wip

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the post button is optional btw!!!

do you create listener ocs because they’re fun? or is it because you make up a completely different persona from yourself to project onto because you can’t imagine the idea of a character you like falling in love with you?

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DAMN WHO SAID THAT-

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hot take!! a lot of these replies aren’t hot takes 💀 they’re just giving erik content ideas WAIT WAIT WAIT DONT SHOOT IM JOKING-

What are your Redacted hot takes? I’ll start

I think we should spend less time on fluffy audios and more time on developing relationships and lore. I like Davey and “Angel” as much as the next person but they’re in a stagnant place rn and it doesn’t interest me to see them cuddling in bed for the 82nd time. I was to see Morgan develop his relationship w/the other obscura, I want to see more of Vega and Hush. Hell, I’d even prefer Guy audios that further along his career as a writer and talk about that more. Just give me some modicum of plot

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ooohhh CLOCK IT!!!!!! I FUCKING HATE THAT HOE!!!

What are your Redacted hot takes? I’ll start

I think we should spend less time on fluffy audios and more time on developing relationships and lore. I like Davey and “Angel” as much as the next person but they’re in a stagnant place rn and it doesn’t interest me to see them cuddling in bed for the 82nd time. I was to see Morgan develop his relationship w/the other obscura, I want to see more of Vega and Hush. Hell, I’d even prefer Guy audios that further along his career as a writer and talk about that more. Just give me some modicum of plot

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random kinda off beat redacted headcanons cuz why not?

wrapping guy in a fluffy blanket and calling him a silly burrito just to hear him giggle

shaving david's beard for him in the bathroom mirror, his head tipped back on your shoulder

gavin putting bandaids on your blistered feet and kissing up your calf

pranking milo by sitting and staring at him but giving no reaction or movement whatsoever until he starts yelling

drawing on sam's thicc biceps and kicking your feet in bed

going glasses shopping with lasko and having to soothe him after he finds out his glasses store multiplied their style options

drawing funny faces on vincent's bl00d bags so he laughs when he opens the fridge

going antiquing with porter just to hear him shit on other people's poor antiquing choices

lulling asher to sleep by reading literally anything aloud

buying candles with aaron and arguing about which one smells more like the other

making paperclip hearts and putting them on ollie's files and papers

trying to make anton traditional russian dishes and exploding the oven instead

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Rewatched Sinners so guess what? Sam and Darlin' food. Hell yeah.

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The mating bond was the most unbelievable thing about being a werewolf, Darlin’ once thought. Being moonbound, the shifting, the constant fighting against their baser instincts—all of that was basic and natural. Samuel Collins, on the other hand? That motherfucker softens Darlin’ so well they could have sworn even their fur had no tangles anymore. 

“Heya, Darlin’,” he arrived at the living room, eyes sweeping once over their mate’s wolf form before asking. “You just got back?” 

A nod. The best they could do at the moment. 

Sam beelined for the kitchen, reaching for pots, utensils, and a bottle of oil. “I’d kiss ya welcome back, but you look like you’re in the mood to stay in that form. Hungry? I went grocery shoppin’ with David and his mate this afternoon. I never realized how quickly onions and garlic get sold out nowadays. I was gonna ask for help saute’in things. Next time, he said.”  

Darlin’s wolven head peeked over the counter at the fridge as Sam laid out wrapped frozen chicken, pork, and beef. Tail wagging behind them, they sniffed lightly at the cue of foods before nosing at the wrapped chicken. Sam stood over them, smiling like some veteran chef eager to whip up a meal. “Chicken it is, then. Fried?” 

Darlin’ nodded twice, and lifted their head in his direction as a signal. Sam planted two kisses on the side of their face, below their wolven ear. “I love you too, baby. Now go find yourself a spot. Lemme take care o’you.” 

Darlin’ had spent enough time observing other packs beyond David’s to know that all the elders talked tangents about the mating bond. For the longest time, they thought it was bullshit. Even when news of David, Asher, and Milo finding their mates floated around, it was easier to think of it as nothing but a hoax. But this vampire didn’t demand Darlin’ to shift back so they could have a conversation; Sam knows that a work day sometimes burns out their energy reserves by the time they return home. And now, while Darlin licks a paw and brushes it over their head, Sam is cooking for them. They also noticed him thumb at the blood on the wrapped chicken and put it to his mouth.

Darlin’ made a yelping sound to catch his attention, and he peered behind him to see the most unimpressed human expression on a werewolf’s face. Sam laughed. “I’m just messin' with you. Shit tastes nasty.” 

Darlin’ huffed light heartedly before they put one paw over the other and placed their head above it, comfortably waiting. Domestic—the mating bond was domestic, and freeing, and more natural than any other survival methods Darlin’ had before they met Sam.

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Redacted Headcanons: Workplace edition

Aaron is obsessed with ergonomics. He has the high end office chairs and a sit/stand desk and those "handshake" mice and makes sure everything is as comfortable as possible

Dear likes cute stationary. Pastel planners and sticky-notes with characters on them and pretty notebooks! Their office is a little disorganized, but all the cute things makes the clutter look aesthetic

By contrast, Damien's office at DAMN is spartan. Organized to a tee, everything black and grey and utilitarian. The only personal item he has is a print Huxley found for him of some cool forest photography. It reminds him of Huxley and it makes him smile while still being subtle

Lasko's office is a mess, but a cozy mess. He tries to keep it organized, but the day always gets away from him. He's got a few cardigans stashed there, along with fandom mugs and a bunch of photos of him with his friends and Dear

Dear, Damien, and Lasko all go shopping together at nice stationary stores for the start of the school year. Damien goes for practicality, Dear goes for cuteness, and Lasko is sort of in the middle

Huxley is mostly in the field at the landworking job, but he does have a desk at the office. There isn't much on it, but he has a photo of him and Damien and one Bionical figure

Speaking of Huxley, his office is full of earth elementals, so everyone has desk plants and a lot of water cooler talk is about hiking and nature retreats and such. He genuinely feels very much at home there :)

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darlin & david as teenagers

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David has dimples, and his eyes close when he's really laughing

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Posting about the world's least canonical ship & having somebody tag it like "this is making me want to watch that show" is always so funny like no sorry I'm lying to you

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ah yes, the four main food groups: chinese takeaway, coffee, carbohydrates, and pussy

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Milo “let me make you royalty” Rebane

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literally him

gavin ❤️ he’s so dramatic i need to eat him

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Please gimme your angst hcs about anyone 🙏🏻

I wanna be stabbed in the heart

And maybe I’ll flesh it out into smth idk

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Please gimme your angst hcs about anyone 🙏🏻

I wanna be stabbed in the heart

And maybe I’ll flesh it out into smth idk

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i feel like porter HAD to have come up with a couple nicknames to make fun of vincent to the rest of the clan.

i think calling vincent “Silver Spoon Solaire” would be a good one.