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[ellyswsw]

Whenever David and Angel makes eye contact for a bit too long Angel cant help but giggle and look away like they're back in highschool thinking about their crush. these two are still deeply in love with each other like they just met two weeks ago and i will die on that hill

[deezbignutz]

no one:

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[andyinchoate]

After that latest Lasko DND audio I wanna hear your headcannons for what the damn crew's DND classes would be.

[righteous-r0de0]

mmmmmmsam and darlin and they both have a voice kink (mdni)

for darlin it’s that growly grumbling, the way his voice rattles around his chest before escaping his lips, the way he says certain things, like calling himself daddy (ie “oh you like when daddy does that?” “you gonna do (blank) for daddy?”)

for sam it’s the familiarity and desperation in darlin’s voice. i think they can be tough as nails and stubborn and whatever but they definitely get all melty and whiny and needy when sam gets that tone with them or when they haven’t seen him in a while

and i know just a casual phone call has devolved into panting and moaning into the speaker for both of them. like, one will just be carrying out a conversation about their day or something non-consequential and they’ll ask a question only to be met with a choked response and rustling of clothes as the other tries to get off without being noticed

or especially shamefully, they’ll be loud on purpose, announce what they’re doing (“you hear what you’re doing to me?” “fuck keep talking”)

idk just food for thought

[chimckenns]

Straddling Aaron while he’s sitting in his office, loosening his tie a little before grabbing it and forcing him to lean in closer to you.

Kissing him deep and passionate, rolling your hips a bit to get that groan out of him you love to hear.

His hands find their home on your behind, caressing that curve and pushing your body closer to his.

You part and smirk to find him a little drunk from that kiss. Your hands work to loosen his tie and undo it completely, before working on the buttons as well. Aaron sits back and lets you have your way, breath quickening with each button you undo.

You catch his gaze and lean down to press kisses down his chest, eyes never leaving his. His breath catches when you suck at his skin, leaving a mark. You move back up and work your way towards his neck, giving the area just below his ear a little bite.

Suddenly Aaron grabs your wrist and flips you so that you’re the one sitting on the chair, and he hovers above you, standing but leaning over you with his hands on the armrests on either side. He captures both your wrists in one hand and ties them together with his tie. His shirt is open, revealing his body that has you practically drooling. You itch to run your hands down his chest but can’t, and Aaron knows this, smirking at the fire burning in your eyes.

He leans in close, kissing both your eyelids, your cheek, forehead, and then hovers above your lips.

[tiredandkindaoverworked]

the new EA has me vibrating i have so many ideas and now i have to write something I can’t release until post day.

y’all are not ready for the prospect of this if it’s made a thing.

[tankwiththeangst]

Darlin has the most devastating sad face.

They literally look like a kicked puppy.

They can usually hold back their emotions but when they got close with Sam and started letting him in, it slowly became harder to hide.

Because of this, the first time Darlin seriously cried in front of Sam it actually destroyed him.

He absolutely HATES when Darlin cries because it breaks his heart every time.

Even though he hates seeing them like that, he’ll never discourage them from crying. If that’s the only way his Darlin can express their emotions then he’s gonna be there to hold them the whole time.

[luvranton]

VINCENT CAT VINCENT CAT

[6-atlas-6]

It's that time again

As you can clearly tell, the lack of material is getting to me a bit.

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[sweetlemongrove]

Milo “let me make you royalty” Rebane

[ellyswsw]

David lowkey gives Miguel O'hara vibes

[dannydoesthisthing27]

Hush stands in the middle of whatever room he's in sometimes

He doesn't do anything he just finds the center most point of the room and chills

[galaxyg1204]

Do you think Lasko enjoys DnD so much because of the creative freedom that comes with it and because of the lack of freedom he had in his childhood?

[keylimeextract]

Misc. Redacted Headcanons!

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•David once bought Angel the wrong fragrance while he was in a rush. He very quickly realized that Angel smelling like anything other than their typical self or him was not going to work.

•Porter picks at his skin. He's done it since he was a kid but it's gotten worse as he's aged, especially now that he's a vampire. He still has plenty of acne scars from when he was a teenager, and the skin around his fingernails are more rough than the rest of his body from it constantly having to repair itself.

•Xavier needed glasses, and even used to wear them when he was a kid, but stopped after he got smacked in the face with a dodgeball and his glasses fell apart like Lego bricks. He started wearing contacts after that.

•Anton likes to sketch landscapes. He's not very good at it(at least thats he says when asked) but he enjoys the stillness of being outside and loves the challenge of trying to capture the intricate shapes of nature.

•Ë̸͇̠͕́́c̵̼͍̦̀͘͝h̴͚͙̽͑̚o̸̟͌̚͜͝ is kinda just…Redacted's angsty little brother who destroys things for attention.

[chimckenns]

Early in their relationship, Honey didn’t express their emotions outright. It took Guy a few months of living together with them to figure out what they were feeling.

But he knew Honey had been… off… lately. They were more closed off than they usually were, and they’d have moments where they stared off into space in silence. Guy tried talking to them more, giving them more attention incase they needed his presence. But this seemed to backfire, and they’d retreat back into themselves more. So he tried giving them space. Maybe they just needed some time to themselves. He spoke less, and stopped clinging to them as much as he usually did. Guy is observant, and he picks up on these things. But the one thing he can’t see is into Honey’s mind, no matter how much he wanted to.

He noticed them looking at him with glassy eyes the last few days. He didn’t really know why. But when he turned his head to look at them, they’d avoid his gaze and then away. It was driving him mad. What was happening?

One night Guy woke up and shuffled out of bed to get some water. He was immediately stopped in his tracks by a hand shooting out from under the covers, gripping his wrist.

“Please… don’t leave me.” It was barely a whisper, but Guy could hear the pain in their voice.

He intertwined their hands and reached to the side to turn on a side lamp, turning the knob so that the light was dim. His heart broke to see tears in their eyes and down their cheeks.

“Honey… what’s wrong? You know I’d never leave you.” He pressed a kiss to the back of their hand, never letting go.

They wriggled and sat up, sheets pooling at their lap and hair disheveled. They looked so small.

“It’s just… I know I’m not good at showing my emotions.” A sniffle. “I’m scared that you’ll think I’m too cold or that I don’t love you anymore, I don’t know. I’ve been spiralling…

I’m sorry I’m not a good partner.” They curled up into themselves, head down in shame.

Guy slowly reached out and cupped their cheek with a hand, wiping their tears away. He gave them a moment to release their sadness. Then he moved his hand to hold their chin, gently lifting it up so that his eyes met theirs. He gave them a chaste kiss, and squeezed their hand.

“Honey, you don’t need to force yourself to try and do something that doesn’t come to you easily. I love you. And I know you.”

He kissed their eyelids with a featherlight touch. “I believe I’m starting to be able to read you too. Your eyes are really expressive, you know.”

Honey looked at him in confusion, to which Guy let out a chuckle. He rubbed the back of their hand with soothing motions using his thumb.

“That is what I mean. Your eyes tell me everything. It’s quite cute, really. Just because you find it hard to express your emotions outright doesn’t mean you’re hard to understand. People who tell you that just haven’t bothered to put in the effort. But I understand you. At least, I’d like to think I do.” He gave them a wink.

“You don’t have to change anything about yourself, Honey. Even without words or expressions I can understand you. I know how much you love me, and I feel it everyday.”

Guy felt his heart skip a beat when he saw the corners of their mouth turn up ever so slightly.

The more they spent time together, the more Guy learned to read them. He’s perfectly fluent now, and notices every little change in their eyes. Honey has opened up more too - being with Guy naturally melted their cold exterior. They smile more now. They laugh a lot too.

Guy feels eternally grateful to see the smile lines forming on their face as the years go by.

[tiredandkindaoverworked]

RedacteDnD headcanons:

In honor of the newest Lasko video (and the in universe DND surface I scratched in a rb a few weeks ago), here are my ideas on what the DAMN crew would be.

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Freelancer: Human Cleric of Selune, Twilight Domain

• Favorite Spell(s): Moonbeam/Aura of Vitality

Little fact: FL won’t tell the party this, but because they didn’t feel as though they were adequate enough during Inversion, their choice in class means they’re determined to protect everyone this time.

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Huxley: Firbolg Druid/Monk multiclass - Circle of Land/Way of the Four Elements

Favorite spell(s): Spider Climb

Little Fact: Huxley learned that his moms actually met at a DND table in college and that’s what kickstarted their relationship. He decided he would multiclass with his moms’ classes.

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Dear: Protector Aasimar Barbarian - Path of the Storm Herald

Favorite Class Feature: Danger Sense

Little Fact: Dear spent 3 hours trying to decide on their character’s traits while Lasko patiently helped them out the full way through.

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Gavin: Tabaxi Bard - College of Glamour

Favorite Spell: Catnap (lol)

Little fact: Gavin chose the Tabaxi for two very specific reasons. One was for all the cat puns and one-liners he would be able to make that would set off resounding groans around the table.

The other was because at the very least, his and Freelancer’s characters would be able to grow old in one universe together.

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Damien: Human Rogue - Inquisitive

Favorite Class Aspect: Insightful Fighting

Little fact: Choosing human was a given for Damien, but it was a toss up for him between going ranger or rogue. When creating his character, he was scrolling through wikis when Hux pointed out the Inquisitive Archetype and insisted that was him. Damien was so flattered that Hux thought of him like that.

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Lasko: Warforged Artificer - Battle Smith

Favorite Class Aspect: Spell-Storing Item

Favorite Spell: Conjure Barrage

Little Fact: Lasko likely wouldn’t be a player character in their campaign as he’d be more likely to want to focus on creating the experience for the DAMN crew, but he would drop his character in as a cool wise NPC. If they get to a second campaign with the same characters, Lasko might have his character join their party.

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I really enjoyed making this because it was basically Character Creation Lite for me and I haven’t done anything with DND since my last DM actually turned out to be a POS and I stopped being friends with him.

Anyways, I’d love to see everyone else’s takes on the crew as DND characters :)