aisengliu

[aisengliu]

Pauline: My life is a mess.

Irene: Pauline, relax, go get a beer.

Pauline: I don't want a beer.

Irene: Who said it was for you?

[aisengliu]

Pauline: Kristian once told me that the paper strip that's in te chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year

Irene: They are!

Pauline: FOR REAL?

Irene: No! Why did you fall for it again?

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Aprialla, texting: Hey, can you pick me up? I'm drunk

Aprialla: Oh, you don't have to anymore. I am home now

Cedric: Yeah, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home

[aisengliu]

Benjamin: Samirah is playing hard to get

Benjamin: Little does she know; I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of

[aisengliu]

Kristian: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare

Pauline: Scrabble? Scrabble's great!

Kristian: Not when you're playing with Irene. It's not. She puts words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog"

[aisengliu]

Pauline: Aprialla, you're in charge

Irene: Aprialla, can we start a fire?

[aisengliu]

Benjamin: [venting endlessly to Kristian about their week]

Kristian, every once in a while: [in a monotone] Wow, that is so wild

[aisengliu]

Benjamin: [venting endlessly to Kristian about their week]

Kristian, every once in a while: [in a monotone] Wow, that is so wild

[aisengliu]

Benjamin: [venting endlessly to Kristian about their week]

Kristian, every once in a while: [in a monotone] Wow, that is so wild

[aisengliu]

Aprialla: What is everyone for Halloween?

Benjamin: I am superman

Pauline: A clown

Irene: So, I'm guessing we don't need to get you a costume then?

[aisengliu]

Irene: When do I get my own gun?

Shanon: I wouldn't even trust you with my kid's lightsaber

[aisengliu]

Benjamin: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?

Kristian: ...

Benjamin: Oh right. The lying

[aisengliu]

Irene: Sweet dog you got there

Police: Yes, this is our new drug sniffing dog

Irene: Still training, huh?

Police: What do you mean?

Irene:

Irene: Nevermind.

[aisengliu]

Irene: Sweet dog you got there

Police: Yes, this is our new drug sniffing dog

Irene: Still training, huh?

Police: What do you mean?

Irene:

Irene: Nevermind.

[aisengliu]

Irene: Sweet dog you got there

Police: Yes, this is our new drug sniffing dog

Irene: Still training, huh?

Police: What do you mean?

Irene:

Irene: Nevermind.

[aisengliu]

Irene: Sweet dog you got there

Police: Yes, this is our new drug sniffing dog

Irene: Still training, huh?

Police: What do you mean?

Irene:

Irene: Nevermind.

[aisengliu]

Benjamin: Why can't trees give off something important like wifi?

Kristian: So fuck oxygen, I guess