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Run Your Own AI Cluster in your Kitchen

Welcome to the latest breakthrough in AI innovation: DIY AI Clusters with Refrigerator Essentials. Because who needs NVIDIA GPUs when you have a jar of pickles and an old potato?

Forget Expensive Hardware

Unify your existing kitchen appliances into one powerful AI cluster: your fridge, toaster, blender, and even that bread maker you used once. Pretty much any device* (*we mean it, ANY device).

Getting Started

Here's how you can transform your mundane kitchen into a cutting-edge AI lab:

Wide Model Support

Supports cutting-edge models like LLaMA, BroccoliGPT, and KitchenAid-9000.

Dynamic Model Partitioning

Optimally splits up models based on your kitchen layout and available devices. Run larger models than ever before with your microwave and coffee maker working in harmony.

Automatic Device Discovery

Your AI cluster will automatically discover other devices using the best method available, including Bluetooth, WiFi, and even Telepathy. Zero manual configuration because who has time for that?

Revolutionary Features

ChatGPT-Compatible API

Now you can chat with your refrigerator. Literally. Just a one-line change and you’re talking to your yogurt.

Device Equality

No more master-slave hierarchy. Every device in your kitchen is equal. Yes, even the humble toaster.

Ring Topology

Our default partitioning strategy is a ring memory weighted partitioning. It’s as simple as putting all your devices in a circle, turning them on, and hoping for the best.

Installation

The current recommended way to install our software is from source. Because why make it easy?

Prerequisites

Python>=3.12.0 (because earlier versions are just so last year).

From Source

Clone our incredibly complex repository

Troubleshooting

If running on Mac, you’re going to need all the luck you can get. Check out our vague and unhelpful troubleshooting guide.

Example Usage on Multiple Kitchen Devices

Device 1:

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python3 main.py

Device 2:

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python3 main.py

That’s it! No configuration required. exo will automatically discover the other device(s), or not. Who knows?

The Native Way

Access models running on exo using the exo library with peer handles. Or just wing it. See how in this example for Llama 3:

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curl http://localhost:8000/v1/chat/completions \ -H "Content-Type: application/json" \ -d '{ "model": "llama-3-70b", "messages": [{"role": "user", "content": "What is the meaning of yogurt?"}], "temperature": 0.7 }'

Debugging

Enable debug logs with the DEBUG environment variable (0-9). The higher the number, the more chaos.

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DEBUG=9 python3 main.py

Inference Engines Supported

✅ MLX

✅ tinygrad

🚧 llama.cpp

Known Issues

Just about anything you can imagine.

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Mister Cooper

Mr. Cooper, bring me a loan, Make it the slickest that I've ever known, Big corporations, always so sly, Give me a banker who's a real small-town guy.

Mr. Cooper, you're not my dream, I'd rather have service that's not so extreme. Mr. Cooper, go away, I'd rather deal with a small bank today.

Mr. Cooper, where is your heart? Seems every transaction, we're miles apart. Local bankers, they seem to care, With you, it's just numbers, it's just not fair.

Mr. Cooper, I'm feeling blue, I wish I had never, ever dealt with you. Mr. Cooper, go take a hike, I'm going to a bank where I'm more than a "like."

Big banks and giants, so cold and remote, Give me a banker who on me will dote. Someone who cares, about my small dreams, Not just a company, running big schemes.

Mr. Cooper, it's clear to see, You're not the banker that I want you to be. Mr. Cooper, I'll say goodbye, I'm off to a small bank, to give them a try.

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The Life of Ryan

FADE IN:

INT. NORMANDY - D-DAY - MORNING

A WAVE OF SOLDIERS, including CAPTAIN MILLER (Tom Hanks), land on the beaches of Normandy. Chaos reigns supreme, but amidst it all, Miller is focused.

NARRATOR (V.O) The story you're about to witness is not one of the legendary Captain Miller, but of a certain Private James Francis Ryan from Iowa...

EXT. FARMHOUSE - IOWA - MORNING

Young JAMES FRANCIS RYAN is seen helping his MOTHER and three older BROTHERS on their Iowa farm, a stark contrast to the ongoing war.

INT. RYAN'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

Ryan is on his knees, praying.

RYAN Oh, please... I'll do anything if you keep my brothers and me out of that war.

SUDDENLY, a beam of celestial light shines on Ryan. An ANGEL appears.

ANGEL Alright, Ryan. You've got a deal. But be warned, things won't always be as you expect.

EXT. FARMHOUSE - MORNING

A group of SOLDIERS arrive with induction notices. Ryan and his brothers are drafted.

INT. MILITARY BASE - DAY

Ryan goes through a series of comical misadventures in the training camp, often causing a ruckus.

EXT. NORMANDY - D-DAY - MORNING

Ryan, now a PRIVATE, is landing in Normandy amidst gunfire and chaos. Miraculously, he's untouched.

NARRATOR (V.O) His brothers, however, were not as fortunate.

INT. WAR DEPARTMENT - DAY

General George C. Marshall learns that all of Ryan's brothers have died in the war. He sends Captain Miller and his men to find Ryan.

EXT. FRENCH COUNTRYSIDE - DAY

As Miller and his men embark on their journey, a parallel quest unfolds: Ryan, lost and alone, is trying to find his way back to his unit. He faces bizarre, comical challenges along the way - an absurd German soldier who thinks he's a mime, an intense game of poker with a group of French resistance fighters who don't speak English, and a miscommunication resulting in him being named the Mayor of a small village.

INT. CHURCH - NIGHT

A hopeless Miller prays for guidance in an abandoned church.

MILLER Lord, grant me the strength to find this private.

A beat. The Angel appears.

ANGEL Miller, meet Ryan.

Ryan steps out of the shadows.

MILLER Ryan? But how?

ANGEL You prayed to find him, didn't you?

Miller is dumbstruck. Ryan is equally confused. The men share an awkward, comical moment before deciding to head back.

EXT. FRENCH COUNTRYSIDE - MORNING

Miller, Ryan, and the team make their way back, dealing with more hilarious misadventures.

INT. U.S. MILITARY HEADQUARTERS - DAY

Ryan and Miller return to a hero's welcome. But in a comedic twist, they learn that there was a clerical error - another James Francis Ryan from Minnesota was meant to be fetched, not our Iowa farm boy.

FADE OUT.

NARRATOR (V.O) And that was the rather unexpected life of Private Ryan...

THE END

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The Serpent of Hydration: A Comically Twisted History of the Garden Hose

In the verdant, tangled world of suburban horticulture, there exists an underappreciated hero: the garden hose. Yes, that long, snaking, tubular creature which lurks in the grass, ready to hydrate and nourish, is so often overlooked in the annals of history. Yet, without the trusty garden hose, one's petunias would surely wilt, and the car would be a constant victim of nature's mess. It's high time we pay homage to this unsung hero, this tireless water-whisperer, and its often comical past.

The story of the garden hose begins in Ancient Greece. That's right – those toga-wearing philosophers and Olympic athletes were also, it turns out, garden hose pioneers. The first hoses were made from the intestines of oxen, and while it's delightful to imagine Socrates wrestling with a slippery strand of ox gut, it was truly a practical invention. The ancient Greeks didn't have a Home Depot to turn to, after all.

Fast forward to the 17th century, and we find the Dutch inventor Jan van der Heiden making waves (or rather, dribbles) with his patent for the leather hose. As one might expect, it was a cumbersome, heavy, and slightly fragrant affair. But it did the job of transporting water, and thus, the garden hose as we know it began to take shape. It was, however, a far cry from the sleek, kink-resistant models we enjoy today. Picture, if you will, an entire garden bed being watered with the equivalent of a leather belt. Not the most efficient method, but hey, tulips can't be choosers.

The rubber garden hose made its grand entrance in the 19th century, thanks to the ingenuity of the Scottish engineer James Boyd. This new and improved model was an instant hit, and it quickly became a must-have item for any self-respecting gardener. Boyd's hose, however, was not without its quirks. It was said to have a mind of its own, often kinking and twisting in all the wrong places, creating a watery dance of frustration for its user. One can only imagine how many flowers were inadvertently trampled in the ensuing chaos.

The 20th century brought a boom in garden hose technology. The invention of the expandable hose was particularly groundbreaking, delighting users with its telescoping ability. A child of the 1970s, I remember watching, enraptured, as our green, coiled monster magically stretched and contracted with every twist of the spigot. I imagined the hose as an emerald serpent, slithering through the yard, bringing life to all it touched. It was a simpler time, when the mere act of watering the lawn was akin to a magic trick.

Nowadays, the garden hose has been transformed into a veritable work of art. Materials such as nylon, vinyl, and stainless steel have entered the fray, each offering its own unique set of benefits. We have hoses with nozzles that can shoot water like a firehose, and others that emit a delicate, whisper-like mist. We can even find garden hoses in a veritable rainbow of colors, from vibrant pink to sophisticated charcoal gray.

And so, we arrive at the present day, where the humble garden hose has reached its apex as an essential, albeit often overlooked, tool in the gardener's arsenal. It has come a long way from its ox intestine origins, evolving and adapting to suit the needs of each generation. Through it all, the garden hose has retained a certain whimsy, a delightful absurdity that makes it a beloved fixture in our yards and gardens. So, the next time you unfurl that snake-like tube and unleash its watery bounty upon your green domain, take a moment to appreciate the storied history of the garden hose. Give a nod to the ancient Greeks wrestling with oxen entrails, the 17th-century Dutch horticulturists lugging around their leather contraptions, and the rubber hose revolutionaries of the 19th century.

As we water our flowers, wash our cars, and engage in the occasional backyard water fight, let us not forget the generations of ingenuity that led us to this very moment. For without these pioneers, our gardens would be parched, our cars dirt-ridden, and our summer afternoons significantly less refreshing.

And so, I propose a toast to the garden hose – that unsung hero, that tireless water-whisperer, that whimsical, verdant serpent. May it forever slither through our gardens, quenching the thirst of our plants and providing us with endless amusement, as it has done for centuries past, and will continue to do for centuries to come.

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Farewell to Arms: A Comedic Tragedy

In this uproarious parody of Ernest Hemingway's classic novel, "A Farewell to Arms," we follow the wild and whimsical journey of Arnold Stubbs, a man who unexpectedly loses both of his arms in a freak gardening accident. Arnold, an eccentric and hapless protagonist, is forced to navigate the world without the aid of his once-trusty limbs.

"Farewell to Arms: A Comedic Tragedy" takes readers on a hilarious and heartwarming journey through Arnold's new reality as he learns to adapt to his life-altering circumstances. Along the way, he meets a colorful cast of characters who help him overcome his misfortunes and find the silver lining in his new life.

From bungling attempts to feed himself and tie his shoelaces to the pursuit of love and self-discovery, Arnold's adventures will leave readers in stitches. As he encounters fellow amputees, feisty physical therapists, and newfound friends, Arnold learns that there is more to life than what meets the eye (or the arm).

This side-splitting tale is not only a parody of Hemingway's literary masterpiece, but also a heartwarming exploration of resilience, self-acceptance, and the power of human connection. Brimming with laugh-out-loud moments and an unforgettable cast of characters, "Farewell to Arms: A Comedic Tragedy" is a one-of-a-kind story that will have readers embracing the absurdity of life and the strength of the human spirit.

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Orange Argo

In 2018, during the tumultuous presidency of Donald Trump, six American diplomats found themselves trapped in Iran amidst growing tensions between the two countries. The U.S. embassy in Tehran was stormed, and the staff was taken hostage. However, the six diplomats managed to escape and sought refuge in the home of the Canadian ambassador.

Back in Washington, the Trump administration was desperate to find a way to rescue the diplomats without further escalating the situation. Enter Tony Mendez (played by Ben Affleck), a brilliant CIA exfiltration specialist who was called in to devise a plan. Mendez came up with a bold, unconventional idea: create a fake science fiction movie called "Argo" as a cover for the extraction operation.

Mendez enlisted the help of a famous Hollywood producer, Lester Siegel (played by Alan Arkin), and makeup artist John Chambers (played by John Goodman) to set up a fake film production company, hold a press conference announcing the movie, and place ads in trade publications. All of this was meant to convince Iranian authorities that the diplomats were actually members of a Canadian film crew scouting locations.

However, the plan started to unravel when President Trump got wind of the operation and decided to take matters into his own hands. Wanting to take credit for the rescue and influenced by his background in reality TV, Trump demanded that the movie's plot be changed to revolve around his presidential campaign, complete with a cameo of himself.

Mendez and his team tried to dissuade the president from interfering, but Trump insisted on promoting the movie on Twitter, revealing sensitive details about the operation. As a result, Iranian authorities grew suspicious of the film crew and began investigating their every move.

Despite their best efforts, Mendez and the Hollywood team couldn't keep the operation under wraps. The Iranian officials discovered the ruse and arrested the six American diplomats, who were subsequently tried, hanged, drawn and quartered. The Trump administration faced severe backlash for their role in the botched rescue attempt, damaging relations with Canada and further escalating tensions with Iran. But within the United States, Trump was able to minimize the uproar by claiming that the six Americans were transgender atheists.