aita-blorbos - Tumblr blog

[aita-blorbos]

aita for getting excited?

hi so i live near this person, they are very friendly with the day-animals. they keep day-animals in little fenced areas, they have a dog but no cats (i'm REALLY glad cause i can't stand cats). i am a night-animal and this person doesn't like night animals very much, but they are so nice to the day-animals, it makes me really want to be their friend.

one time they came near me and i noticed them, so i came up to them to say hello !! unfortunately my footsteps are completely silent so they didn't really notice me and then i got so excited to be close to them that i exploded and killed them and they dropped all of their things...

but right before they died they were screaming really loud so maybe they didn't want to see me..... which makes me think i did something wrong...

but all i wanted was to be excited and spend time with my neighbor!! i really didn't mean to explode them to death :'(

[aita-blorbos]

(Fan-story in a canon universe)

CW: mention of gun violence and nearly death experience

Am I a bad kid for biting a man?

Hi... I (8 ???) Was recently shot by a bunch of bad guys who control the city because I gave them on propouse a false answer to the puzzle that they were trying to solve in order to take their money.

There was this scary guy, D(late 40s m?) who saw me running away and bleeding after the whole thing, so he rescued me after I fainted and kept me in his hideout so he could treat the injury.

I was scared and nervous when I woke up, so I tried to ran away from there with my injured leg.

This man stopped me and tried to calm me down and explain that I was hurt really bad and I shouldn't move much, but I thought that he was one of those bad guys and he was kidnapping me so I just bit him on his hand.

It's been a few days since the incident, I'm still in the hideout and... I feel bad because he is still sort of kind to me after that :( (though he still scares me due to his horrible venetian costume)

[aita-blorbos]

(SPOILERSSS!!!)

AITA for putting my family in a time loop against their will?

I (20~) am part of a party fighting to stop The King from freezing the country in time forever. We were all very powerful, with each of us having a role to fill. My job was to look out for traps and lead the party, but when I go to the house I missed a trap and died like an IDIOT! You dumb dumb dumb idiot. Why didn't you notice it?

When I died it turned out that I was in a timeloop. When ever I died I would wake up on the day before we entered the House. I thought this was a blessing, from the change god or maybe the universe. I thought I could escape it if I beat The King but I would always loop back to that day. back to that day. back to that day. back to that day. back to that day. back to that day. back to that day. back to that day. back to that day. back to that-

I wouldn't want them to leave and I put them in that loop.

They keep saying that its fine. I was the only one who remembered the loops anyways, but it isn't

AITA?

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for starting a war and getting my brothers and I cast down to hell?

I (?M), was once an angel in heaven a long time ago, but that all changed when my sister, who we'll just call L, decided to help her human lover by giving him angelic fruit.

This is, of course, forbidden, and thus, L was punished. My 5 brothers and I didn't agree with this so we fought and unfortunately lost, ending with us down in hell and our sister in the human world

We'll never get to see our sister again, I've told the others that she's dead to protect them

AITA?

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for lying to 'my' family?

I (G (I used to be known as L, but now I consider L as a separate person, so he'll be referred to as a separate person here), 14M) just got out of a horrible situation. I don't want to go into details, but essentially: L was kidnapped by the person who created us, tortured, and turned into a living weapon, me. After a few months, L's family rescued me, and brought me home. And its. Nice. But I don't belong here. They were expecting L to come home, but I'm not him. I CAN'T be him. L died after they took his voice, but they need him, not me. So I've been pretending to be him. I've mainly been doing it for L's brothers, especially D. I think he blames himself for what happened. He did have a part in it, but he had no idea his tech would be used like that. L never blamed him, and neither do I. I feel horrible for lying to everyone, but it's easier for them this way. AITA for this?

[aita-blorbos]

Master doc that contains different resources and support for many countries including Palestine, Congo, Haiti, Hawai’i, etc ((op is underneath the link))

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for endangering my friend and its client?

I (??N/A(I am a sentient research transport vessel)) was hacked and taken over by a group of people infected with alien remnant technology. These same people kidnapped my crew that I care for deeply and attempted to erase me completely. Luckily, I was smart enough to hide a copy of myself in a file and sent the attackers to find my friend (4N/A) who we will call MB. MB managed to bring them down and recover my consciousness, but it was on a mission and instead of being brought on alone it was kidnapped with its teenage client and ward. Now it is mad at me for endangering its client but I was just trying to save my crew. So AITA?

[aita-blorbos]

Arwa reached out to me to help share her fundraiser. She is urgently raising money to help evacuate she and her 5-person family from Gaza to Egypt. She is almost halfway to her goal at kr223,990 NOK raised out of kr500,000. Let’s help her get all the way there by sharing and donating, and if you can’t donate, please still share!

Arwa’s Twitter/X account: @ArwaDwaba

From Arwa’s GFM:

*Please note that the conversion rate is 1 USD =10 NOK

10$ = 100 NOK

50$= 500 NOK

100$= 1000 NOK

200$= 2000 NOK

I orgnize this fundrising on behalf of Arwa Abudawaba who i know and want to help to get her family out of Gaza. For more informastion her instagram is: @arwadwaba

I am Arwa from devastated Gaza, and this is a picture of my beautiful family. Just 5 months ago, I had a father, two brothers, and a very beautiful home that we bought just 10 months before the war. My beloved father passed away just days before the war after a 4-year battle with brain cancer. Then the occupation decided to completely demolish the intelligence towers, so we were forced to flee from our home multiple times in search of safety. Our home and the entire neighborhood were destroyed.

On November 17, 2023, my brothers Mohammed and Mahmoud were martyred. Mahmoud, the handsome one, was 19 years old in his second year of university. Mohammed, the brave one, was 33 years old, a father to two daughters, Nahla and Naya, who like the moon. I wish I could have hidden them in my heart.

On the second day after their martyrdom, we were forced to flee to the south through the so-called safe road claimed by the occupation, amid our tears that hadn't dried yet. We have nothing but the clothes on our backs, and we couldn't even protect ourselves from the winter cold.

We were separated from Noha and Naya, the daughters of my martyr brother Mohammed, and his wife. Our family is now scattered, some in the north and some in the south. Only my mother, my younger sister Nebal, and I remain. My mother suffers from chronic diabetes, and since the martyrdom of my brothers, her health has been deteriorating, with no medical care or basic necessities of life in Gaza.

I never imagined losing my young brothers and being left without support. We lost our father, my brothers were martyred, the occupation destroyed our home and my martyr brother's home, and I lost my source of income and my personal project—I had an online clothing store with $5000 worth of inventory inside the house. I was also deprived of completing the second year of my master's degree and preparing my thesis. We are now homeless and destitute. Everything is difficult now.

So, I ask for your help in raising the funds and travel expenses for six people. To facilitate the evacuation of my family from Gaza to Egypt, I am preparing a GoFundMe campaign to raise $5,000 for each person:

my beautiful mother,

my younger sister Nebal,

my martyr brother Mohammed's wife,

and Noha and Naya, the daughters of my brother.

and me .. Arwa

This means $30,000 to evacuate them from Gaza, not to mention their expenses for living in Egypt, renting a house, and the living expenses for 6 people without a provider.

Help us reunite our family outside of Gaza. Your support, whether big or small, will make a big difference in ensuring our safety. I am grateful for your sympathy and generosity at this difficult time. Please share this link with friends and colleagues. Thank you for standing by us. Help us start our lives anew. Even though there is no life without those we have lost, it is life.

Thank you for your time "

[aita-blorbos]

Hamza’s brother Zain reached out to me to help share Hamza’s fundraiser. Hamza is a Palestinian nurse urgently raising money to help evacuate he and his family from Rafah. He has only made $2,129 out of his $35,000 goal! Please share and donate, and if you can’t donate, please still share!

Hamza’s Twitter/X account: @almofty_hamza

From Hamza’s GFM:

Hi, my name is Hamza, and I am raising funds to rebuild my family's home and support my loved ones during this war.

As you may already know, more than 30,000 Palestinians have been killed in Gaza. I have lost more than a hundred relatives, many still missing, and my family trapped in Gaza can attest to countless more coworkers, community members, and friends they have seen killed firsthand.

Prior to the war, I was an active member of the community. I have a passion for helping others, and for this reason, I was a nurse practicing in hospitals around Gaza. Outside of nursing, I was also a volleyball player for the Palestinian national team. After the war broke out, I volunteered at hospitals to treat those injured in the airstrikes until I was forced to stop to move with his family.

My brother, Zein El Dein, had taken courses in web development and dreamt of becoming a programmer. His dreams were cut short after the school he went to was destroyed and flipped his entire life around.

My sister, Islam, earned top marks in school that landed her in a program for engineering at her local university. Her studies were paused during the war, and with the bombardment of that university, she is trying to find somewhere outside of Gaza to continue her education and pursuit of that dream.

Omar and Mariam are both children who were still in grade school when the war broke out. Their education was not only put on pause, but were forced to grow up and try to understand why they were being displaced, why they struggled to get food, and why their friends and neighbors were being killed in airstrikes.

My father, Talaat, was pursuing a PHD in nursing at the time the war broke out. The university has been destroyed, and he has been trying to take care of his family since.

We are currently staying in Rafah, and below are pictures of my original home, now destroyed.

Many of the people that used to be around me are either confirmed dead, missing because they are trapped under the rubble, or displaced just like us. These are people who played alongside me on the national team, classmates who were pursuing their passion for nursing just like I was, and people who volunteered at hospitals when the war broke out.

Losing so many of the close friends each of us had to this war has only added to the suffering of the destruction of our home and our displacement to the refugee camps in Rafah.

As you can imagine, I cannot watch my family continue to be in this miserable condition after we lost what was everything. So, I turn to this fundraiser, and to the global community to rebuild what was destroyed and relieve my family of their suffering with financial support.

Please donate generously, share this widely, and pray for their safety and evacuation. Anything helps, and all contributions, no matter the sum, bring us closer to the goal of achieving our dream.

Thank you, salam

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for sort of cheating on my gf?

I (college student, F) hooked up with my classmate at a party and she decided we're dating from then on. I thought it was weird at first but I really like her. I feel like we really connect and there is no one I want to be close to as much as her.

But then my GF, some other classmates and I got stuck in a creepy castle where things tried to kill us.

A (really old, M) vampire decided I'm his bride now so I chose to play along and I plan to kill him later. Only problem is that I did sleep with him. I did do that. And it was pretty good tbh... I mean, I've had better but it didn't suck (haha). So now I have to kill him both to save everyone AND so my GF doesn't find out. I think she'd be really upset.

Uh..... I also slept with an eldritch horror that tied me up to try to scare me. I think I might have a problem with fear -> horniness tbh. I'll look into therapy if I ever get back to America.

I want to go home and I want my girlfriend to not be upset. Is that too much to ask?

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for getting revenge?

Just for a bit of context, about 6 years ago, I (F, currently 24) witnessed a murder. I would have called the police, but the killer (???M) threatened to kill me and my family if I told anyone. I didn't even see who he killed until my friends arrived on the scene a few moments later, and... it turned out that my father was the one who had been killed.

Flash forward to today. I've been 'invited' by that exact same murderer to join his stupid cult and 'emancipate' everyone from a simulation. He didn't even care that he killed my father... He continued ranting nonsense, and while he wasn't looking, I grabbed a wrench and hit him over the head with it to get him to finally shut up.

I was still absolutely furious, and I ended up giving him a taste if his own medicine by splitting him in half while he was alive... Just like how he had killed my father. If I had left him alive, I know he would have killed even more people... I know murder is wrong, but what other choice did I have?!

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for starting a civil war because a fellow general didn’t agree with me on a very important decision?

The other top general, I’ll call him TD, suggested one day to get our king, lord E, some donuts as a gift. It was supposed to be a nice gesture, until he uttered the words “Soul Donuts”. Then I knew I couldn’t take him seriously.

He thought that the best gift for the king would be CREAM FILLED DONUTS, when everyone knows Custard is where it’s at!!

Perhaps his toad diet of only flies has messed with his taste, he doesn’t know the good donuts are from Spirit Bakery.

He got all upset when I corrected him and told him that actually, we will be getting custard filled donuts instead. He claims that I am the wrong one here, but I know I’m right!

So then I proposed we do what gentlemen do: start a war about it. The kingdom split into two factions, one on the right side and the other on TD’s.

Now my faction, Bony Spirits, the CORRECT faction, is ready to engage in battle against TD and his creamy fools: the Fleshy Souls.

He’s just so wrong in every way and he needs to accept that! If that can only be proven through war, so be it!

AITA?

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for starting a war because a former friend of mine has just terrible taste in everything and needed to be taught a lesson?

I was with my friend and fellow war general, A, and we were deciding on what kind of donuts to buy our King, E.

I said we should bring him cream filled donuts because of course we should. Cream is the superior filling. Don’t you dare make the joke.

Well A got upset because his stupid dumb spider brain thinks that custard is the superior filling and he wanted to give Lord E some custard filled donuts.

Well i wasn’t having this. Obviously Cream filled is the best, so I insisted we get that kind instead from Soul donuts. He doubled down on his disgusting, vile, horrible decision to go to spirit donuts and get CUSTARD FILLED ABOMINATIONS.

Our debate got so heated because he refused to concede that now WE ARE AT WAR and it’s split the nation in two! His Custardy Fools: Bony Spirits, and my Sane Friends: Fleshy Souls.

I HAVE NO INTENTION OF BACKING DOWN TO THE LIKES OF THIS CUSTARD-LOVING SPIDER MAN. IM A TOAD, WE EAT CREATURES LIKE HIM FOR BREAKFAST! But not in a sexual way. I can assure you I am in no way gay for the enemy. That would be stupid haha.

I am prepared for this war and I will fight with all my might to make sure he LOSES.

AITA?

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for borrowing my sister’s pony?

For context, we’re a family of performers (acrobat-circus-style stuff), and the pony is part of one of our side-acts. The pony TECHNICALLY belongs to my parents, but she’s claimed it as hers.

Anyways, I needed a way to get to this summer camp that was being held a few miles away, and my dad wasn’t gonna take me, so I borrowed the family pony since it’s all that was available to me.

Once I got to the train station I sent the pony back, and she got to my family alright, but now that I’m back from camp everyone is pretty mad at me?? They told me that the pony was exhausted when she got back, and now my sister isn’t even letting me see the pony, and is purposely keeping me away from her. AITA here? I feel bad that she was tired when she got back, but if the pony wasn’t hurt, I feel like this shouldn’t really be such a big deal

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for telling them

(OCS, followup to AITA FOR WANTING ULTIMATE POWER (I think that was the name?), 💎☠️ for ID)

I (forgot, 26? M) have uh, have been locked in this-this room for, uh, maybe years now? They won't tell me what year it is. I don't, uh, I don't even remember what year it was when they took me! Uh, but, anyways, they took me because I have the, the, uh, the ability to communicate with this, uh, eldritch? Ancient entity that appears as a, a, uh, big-ass crystal- that damn crystal, no, no, shut up shut up, I'm trying to- stupid fucking rock- uh, but, but it broke a while back, million pieces and- and oh god... not again, please...

But! But But But! My super sketchy, uh, university, they wanted to-to-to put it back together, harness the power and all. I-we didn't know it was sentient when they made us sign those-those-those, those GODDAMN FUCKING BULLSHIT CONTRACTS- ugh, hem, uh. My fiance, G (? I think he's dead. No, he can't be. Please don't let him be dead, God, please. M), is, uh, a, was a law major, he told me after we met that the contract and circumstances were barely, uh, probably illegal. Yeah, people, uh, di- oh God, they're all dead, it's all my fault, they- they- we shouldn't have signed. I lived longest, I had most un- unprotected contact with, with, with... with ıt.

It started talking, to me. Told me where the rest of it was. Told me to tell the university so it could be pieced back together. Told me it would make me powerful, make my parents proud of me for once, make my family whole, make my relationships work, make my grades go up, make my dreams come true. Make it all go away. ALL.

I, I didn't want to end the world. That, that sounds like a bad idea, right? So I tried keeping it, uh, to my- myself. Dean found out. Had me locked down here. I, I think I was already losing it then, already lost, from the dreams and the visions and the constant whispers. She locked- locked me down here, started aski- aski-aski- questions, took my food, my mess, my sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I can't... my, my old professor, H (old M), he tries to be nicer, it's a lie, he wants power, they all want power and they're all so stupid, this is power in the way the nuclear bomb is power, it's destruction. He gave me a rat corpse to reanimate. Off topic, sorry.

I, I, I didn't want to end the world before, but i... I can't... she hits and it speaks and he feeds me if I give the answers, and I'm dead anyways, we're all dead, Gre- G is dead, no, yes, I don't know, it- it says I am and that I'm living, dead, re-real proof of, of how rotten this world is, how unsaveable. I told them everything. They wouldn't listen when I told them the consequences. They're the experts, after all, I'm just THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON ON THE PLANET WHO CAN TALK TO THE DAMN THING.

I guess this is less me, uh, asking if I'm an asshole. I just triggered the apocalypse, doesn't get any more dickish than that. More of, uh, of me warning you guys that the end is nigh and all. Extinction level, like dinosaurs. If anyone gets this, please come- come find me, I can't stay down here forever, please, please, please-

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for planning to kill this guy?

To be clear, I am not asking if I should kill him. I’m going to do it. I will do it. I just keep ending up in situations where I need him alive. That won’t happen forever. I’m going to kill him. I will.

Context: I (20sF) was once an agent for an incredibly powerful man. From anywhere in the galaxy, I could hear his voice, and I knew exactly how to carry out his will. I was proud to serve him. I knew my place in the galaxy.

Until almost six years ago. That was when my target, L (20sM) killed him. He took everything from me. He destroyed my life. It’s only fair I destroy his in turn, right?

Several months ago, I finally met L face-to-face, but I wasn’t able to kill him. Worse, a few months later I had to beg for help to save my current employer.

… we actually made a pretty good team, but that’s beside the point.

L’s twin sister recently suggested that, since I could hear my old master’s voice from anywhere in the galaxy and could feel when he died, it might not actually be my own will urging me to kill L. That’s ridiculous. I’m going to kill him. I want to kill him. I WILL KILL HIM.

Never mind that it wasn’t actually him who killed my master as it turns out. It was done to protect him. It’s still his fault.

Never mind that he’s… kind to me.

I don’t care if I’m the asshole for this, I’m going to do it regardless. I guess I’m just making this post to clear my head.

So: AITA?

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for loving my husband's brother? I, (50+ F) fell in love with two brothers, and they both were in love with me. I ended up choosing one of them based on a wonderful love letter, and we had a son together. But then my husband turned evil and I had to leave our son at a boarding school for bad boys while I tried to find a way to stop a prophecy of them fighting. It was hard, and then I met up with his brother again and we just clicked. We had a dynamic and personalities that worked together. We lowkey flirted, and fought together, and held hands and took a leap of faith during what seemed to be the end of the world and I found myself trusting him completely. It was exhilarating. Eventually the evil possessing my husband was banished, I almost thought my son would have to kill him but he managed to remove the evil with his powers instead. So my husband was back for a bit and some time later when world peace was threatened again, I learned the letter that made me choose him was actually stolen from his brother. It was shocking, and it wasn't hard to turn away back to his brother. I forgave him, but I also felt like I had truly chosen the wrong man. I loved his brother more, he was actually good and kind and handsome, and we got together as soon as my husband sacrificed himself and renovated his monastery into a tea shop. I don't know how my son will feel about this so AITA?