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Tis I : the most problematic of geese!

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Do not be fooled by her fluffiness. This is the face of fury.

Your daily dose of cat memes

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I think these stats speak for themselves...

Listen. I just really like building things and breeding my dinosaurs for weird colors.

Did I once crash a server doing this because they had the breeding speed set really high and I forgot and had like a million dilophosaurus trying to spawn in one location? Maybe. But that's beside the point.

actually…

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Not every goose was made to be silly. Some were made to be problematic chaos goblins, and that's good too.

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Mine productivity twas but an illusion. Your positive froggyness, however, has cheered mine weary soul. Illusions are difficult to maintain, after all, and it is nice to have mine efforts recognized.

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If you were wondering how long my stubborn-ass 12 year old senior dog would stay up with me before getting annoyed and going to bed alone; the answer is 4AM.

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Given my increasingly large personally collected sample size of 28+ years, plus scientifically supported evidence of 4.543 billion years prior to my own experience.

I, too, am surprised.

Good hello. The earth is still spinning today. What a bamboozle.

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My sister: "refusing to start a tumblr fight with me is very rude of you"

Me: *sigh* fine

En garde

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Ah ha! Coming at me with logic will not work, for I have done the Google-ing and it has told me that there are, in fact rhymes for both purple AND orange. However, I have CHOSEN to select orange as the perfect rhyming word for orange on the basis of: •I feel like it •I will not be swayed by "reason" or "definitions" •F your logic

Language is constantly evolving. We're constantly making up new slang and new words. And I for one, think it's time. It's time we made up words that rhyme with purple and orange. This is getting ridiculous.

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Me when I am mildly sick: *Wheeze* I'm dying

Me when I'm very sick and/or injured: this is fine. Time to do projects!

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This is the experience of everyone living somewhere with a snowy climate. Sometimes you best guess where the parking spaces are, and the next person parks next to you and so on...

Cue three hours later, the sun has risen, the snow is melted, and EVERYONE is parked in the middle of two parking spaces. 🤦‍♀️

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Mina is a beautiful Halloween decoration 10/10

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This is Titus. Does he like the unicorn outfit? Not particularly (but he likes the attention). Does he look absolutely adorable in it? Yes. Yes he does. Best $5 I've ever spent.

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Me: *sadly says my sisters name*

My sister, with no other context for what I want: "yeah, okay"

*gets up to refill the cat's water fountain, because the sound of the water makes my brain scream*

She gets me.

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Me @ 2AM: So help me, I will go to bed!

My sister: DON'T DO IT!

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I would contest that "orange" the color and "orange" the fruit are two different words, with different definitions, and therefore rhyme with one another.

Language is constantly evolving. We're constantly making up new slang and new words. And I for one, think it's time. It's time we made up words that rhyme with purple and orange. This is getting ridiculous.

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Having worked in an animal shelter for over a year (I have been in a different field for several months now). Recovering from compassion fatigue. The loss of Sadboy and Baby Bird breaks my heart, but they have helped me to feel emotions that I had been locking away. Thank you to those beautiful souls and to the people who shared their journeys with us. I will miss them so very much. ❤️‍🩹