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I can never get enough fanfics of someone on team 7 attempting to train how to learn medical ninjutsu and the fish just exploding almost immediately. It cracks me up.

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I may have messed up.

Now all those fics I just recently commented on/SUBSCRIBED TO within the last month are now updating. All at once somehow…

Why is it a problem? IM WORKING WHEN IT HAPPENS. I wanna read it but I do important things so doctors and other hospital staff can do what they need to do with the stuff I purchase. 😩

I love my job but damn can I just run home and become a gremlin under my blankie with my fanfics for a full day? Please??

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Not me thinking I may have been the reason I got a new chapter of a fanfic today. But that might be because I feel like I’ve been comenting more and more on fics I like (like on every chapter so they know how I reacted to them)

Also sorry authors if I’m blowing up your email due to this new development. Lol

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I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

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From an avid coffee drinker. This is validating as I’m 29 and already swamped with life. It’s my fuel. I cannot live without the glorious bean juice.

SUCK IT DORKS

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The feeling of going back to an old comfort fic. For me it’s this. It takes me back to the good old days of reading on my laptop and maybe sneaking my iPod touch into school 😅

Site: ffn

Fanbase: Naruto (DUH for me as it’s my fav)

Name: The Blind and the Unseeing

Author: Stunning Sunset

Words: 293K+

Rating: M

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That is a FACT 🤣

Sasuke THINKS he might be smart but no it’s either Kakashi or Sakura holding the brain cell.

My favorite Naruto fanfic trope: there is one (1) braincell in Team 7 and if Kakashi isn't holding it, Sakura is, no one else

You are so so correct anon. I just had to visualize it hehe >:3

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First time smut reader: feeling so embarrassed having to hide in your room in the dark to read it

Seasoned smut reader: has it out in broad daylight reading with a straight face until something DIABOLICAL happens

First time smut writer: Um. Hope this is OK? It's only a bit of smut at the very end of the epilogue and you can skip it, it's ok. So sorry, um. Oh dear me. Please don't judge me. Nobody read this omg what have I done 😳

Seasoned smut writer: *ringing bell* Come get uR PORNOGRAPHY! 10k pwp, it's KINKY AS HECK so share it with all your friends!!! If you've got any suggestions for my Kinktober just drop it in the comments, I will write whatever wet, messy & DOWNRIGHT FILTHY fic about these two idiots 👏

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I’m back from the dead! (Figuratively)

Work has been kicking my butt as I’m a logistics person in the US (even we are not liking this whole stupidity of the annoying orange)

Anyways, while dealing with work stress I have been using FanFiction as a way to escape life stuff.

Some had been fluff, enemies to lovers, found family, and crack fics.

I recently found a crack fic that had me laughing so hard that I was crying, my stomach hurt, and I was starting to clap like a walrus from the insanity of it.

Ima leave this here. I’m sure you need something to brighten your day!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65593336

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Can I have that sign up in my office? That would be fantastic! 😂

We gotta stop aiming for unique and interesting baby names we gotta start naming every single infant straight-shot middle-of-the-road ass popular common unisex names like Alex and Sam. By the end of 2031 I wanna see 100% of kindergarten children named either Alex or Sam and you know what, let’s make ‘em all Smiths and Johnsons, too. In an age of digital tracking give your baby the gift of total functional anonymity within the panopticon

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Rewatching Naruto…

(time number: I don’t even remember. I’ve seen it so much)

(Mind you I’m watching very slowly cause that’s gonna be my limited “me time” show)

Got to the chunin exams where Shikamaru just finished his match.

Y’all The 3rd Hoakge was being a freaking pushover with the “kazekage” being like

“keep the uchiha on and get with the other matches”

“I’m sure he’ll be here momentarily just give him 10 more minutes” -RIGHT BEFORE THE MATCH OF GARRA VS SASUKE.

Like the 3rd was peer pressured into it even tho his guard was like “bro you NEED to disqualify him. It’s the RULES. LISTEN TO ME DANG IT!” (Pretty much summarized)

Like that could have thrown the whole invasion off balance if it was called in the beginning.

Sorry but I just had to rant cause I’ve never been a fan of the 3rd Hokage.

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a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

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In my home town we don’t put buildings where the trees have been tiny for so long cause that wet land. You don’t wanna deal with it during rain, snow. Or earthquakes.

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I mean we were taught this a long while ago but many thought it was a mere joke. 🤣

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

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Appreciate the artist and the art ❤️

People used to comment on web comics.

People used to comment on fanfiction.

People used to comment on fanart.

People used to comment on OCs.

I hate "content" culture.

I hate "consuming content" and scrolling immediately to the next thing.

People used to be excited about the art that other people created.

People used to want to share that excitement with creators.

I hate this future.

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Y’know I wish they kept this for Sakuras Character design for chunin exams and after. The longer bangs in the front with the short, wild, and amazing cut in the back.

Like this scene from the arc after she cuts it off is just glorious and I wish we had way more bad ass Sakura. Like the kind that didn’t give a F about her looks and such. Though at this point it was a turning era for her character growth.

Ino could have fixed a bit of the choppiness but this was excellent in my opinion. The slightest difference but it would had been neat.

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Yall.

There’s a new Sakura Sees Ghosts type of Fanfic! I just found it today!

It’s on ao3

Name: Whisper of the Departed

Author: aka_amaterasu

It starts with Sakura being in the academy and her starting out seeing ghosts and finds one who ends up training her. Not gonna say much more but I HIGHLY suggest you read it.

If the author of said fanfic is reading this. I LOVE IT KEEP GOING.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64267072