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Horrible graphic visions got me actin' like:

"Ahhh was that a flashback or a fortelling fuuuuck"

*gets hit by a bus as i contemplate when i think it'll arrive*

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Consumes out of love ☆

what farming items in mmorpgs has taught me: i used to think using ice trays to make ice cubes was free but after thinking about it i have to pay the electric bill to power the freezer so every moment that i’m not freezing new trays of ice cubes is a moment that i’m underutilizing the freezer and increasing the cost of ice cubes. i have to constantly swap out ice trays for new ice cubes on an hourly rotation on a 24 hour basis or else i won’t produce the maximum amount of ice cubes possible and will underutilize the full potential of my electric bill. i need to stop using all other appliances and utilities in my home to make more ice cubes

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AYYY I…did this series of studies years ago and forgot a million times to post it. qwq9 I did another one on Asura bodies but I don’t have it with me at the moment. OTL I will recover it at a later date to post. <3

Although it may also be unfinished if I remember right…;;;;

Anyhow enjoy! I hope some of y’all get good use out of it! 😊💕

Someday I hope to do one on stylizing too but…when I have time maybe;;;

✨ Patreon ✨

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Fucking love that style and infusion woahaha nice°~~¡!

I finally got myself the venombite wings ✨️ (wanted the small bee wings so bad too but missed them apparently 😭) Also I don't think most know but I'm a huge fan of insect inspired designs and definitely want to try some ingame 👀

Also I'll be back with art soonish again, my csp subscription ran out and the payment transfer took a while, I may also take this opportunity to mention that I'll be trying to host a art giveaway every month on my Bluesky \o/

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My guild gonna look like this u fuckers mwahahah

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super late to the party but happy birthday freak

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Ok breaking containment for this one because I need everyone who will listen to hear this.

Women who suffer bad cramps are told cramps shouldn't affect school/work/etc, but no one ever investigates further because no one can possibly know if what someone experiences is just typical pain or something much worse.

Well after 15 years of stage 4 treatment-resistant endometriosis that came with pain as bad as, if not worse than, actual labor contractions every month, all the while being told I was 'typical' and 'just had bad cramps', I've finally been healed (another post for another time). I have had what everyone describes as the elusive 'normal period pain' for several months now, and I am begging you to look me in the eyes and listen because I need everyone who can hear this to hear this.

I have been on both sides of this. I have the hard-earned knowledge of what a period 'should' feel like.

If you have to put in any effort to hide your cramps, you need to get help.

Even during of the PEAK OF CRAMPING (i.e., as bad as your cramps possibly get), you should still be able to stand, speak, walk, eat, work, and sleep with no problems. These tasks should require very-little-to-no extra effort beyond what you would normally do when you aren't on your period. When you do these things, you should feel grumpy and a little bit icky and maybe a twinge of nerves and NOTHING MORE.

If you have to sit in the corner and hope no one approaches you because you can't speak or stand without showing pain, even slightly, you need to get help. If your pain is showing on your face, you need to get help. And most importantly, IF YOUR PAIN DOES NOT RESPOND TO 1-2 TYLENOL OR IBUPROFEN, YOU NEED TO GET HELP.

Your period cramps should make you grumpy. Your period cramps should make you feel a little icky and tired. Your period cramps should make you feel your insides existing/moving a bit and a twinge of nerves that makes you groan slightly then the "pain" should stop there, NOTHING MORE.

If your cramps put you on the floor but you make believe you're the captain of a ship who has just been stabbed and has to hide it to fight on, and you force yourself to power through the day, please understand: you are not okay, that does not make you okay. Just because you can power through the pain doesn't mean you aren't sick. If you have to force yourself through any basic task beyond the effort it takes you to do when you aren't on your period, and I am holding your face and looking you in the eye as I say this because I need you to hear me: You aren't normal. You don't 'just have bad cramps'. You are sick and you need to get help.

Now most people will tell you if your cramps are beyond a 3 out of 10 on the pain scale, you should see a doctor. While this is usually true, you have to consider chronic pain CAN AND WILL BREAK YOUR PAIN SCALE. Most people will only compare pain they currently feel to pain they may experience one day but probably never will. "Sure these cramps feel bad now, but if I had a leg amputated with no anesthesia, that would hurt WAY worse, so this pain can't be that bad-" No. Your pain is what it is, objectively, full stop. My cramps were at a 10 out of 10 every. Single. Time. And nobody told me claiming they were a 6-8 because I thought to myself 'what if I lose a limb one day?' was completely wrong. 10 pain is 10 pain. And if there's something that hurts worse than that, guess what. The thing you are experiencing right now is still a 10 out of 10 on the pain scale. Just because you experience it every month doesn't mean it's magically not as bad is it is. And if your pain is worse than a 3 out of 10, you need to get help.

Now when I say get help, I mean find the root cause of your pain. You can't just throw drugs and hormones at it without knowing what it causing your pain. Endometriosis, fibroids, pcos, cancer, adenomyosis, polyps, thyroid issues, there is always a cause. And if you leave it untreated, it will grow and get worse to the point where it resists treatment and the drugs and hormones you've been throwing at it for years don't work anymore. You have to find a doctor that will investigate. If your doctor tells you you 'just have bad cramps' get a new doctor. I know you've been told that but please hear me: no one ever just has bad cramps. A healthy human body doesn't spontaneously cause itself pain so bad you can't stand up; there is ALWAYS a cause.

I was sick for more than 15 years. My entire life was put on hold and now I'm in my late 20s trying desperately to play catch up for everything I missed. I want to pick up 12yo me, spin her around, and tell her she doesn't have to die before she finally stops hurting. I don't want anyone to suffer the same fate I did simply because everyone told them they were normal. A little twinge of pain here and there is normal, suffering is not. I promise you your pain is real, it is not normal, and dear heavenly day I am begging you you need to get help now.

TL;DR: There is no such thing as 'just bad cramps.' If you feel anything more than grumpy, icky, and pain greater than a 3 out of 10, you need to find out what's wrong with you before it gets worse.

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Fuck i need this like i need my 10 billion joints

yeahhhhHHH YEAH YEAH YEAH

FUCK THIS IS EVEN AT ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SPOOOOTSSS YEAHHHSSSS

I hope i can make it fr :0

GW2 RP EVENT - June 20th, NA only

A glossy two-sided invitation and menu arrive at your door in a crisp matte envelope stamped with an official-looking LAA seal.

[ID in alt text, full transcript below cut if needed]

Joining the Event: You can join the squad either by using the chat command "/sqjoin Eevee.9107" or by finding us in the RP squad LFG under "Consortium Beach Resort." You're welcome to use a Teleport-to-Friend to join if you don't want to fuss with maps. Otherwise, you can head due south from Pearl Islet Waypoint (chat code: [&BNUGAAA=] ). You can also access this area by heading south after taking the Southsun asura gate in Lion's Arch, which is flanked by a consortium officer and a lionguard NPC.

Full OOC Rules:

Adhere to the intended event tone and avoid instigating conflict. This is a role-play event, so your litmus test should be, “Would my character be asked to leave a real resort for this behavior?” If the answer is “probably,” please do not do that. I don’t want to kick anyone out, but I don’t tolerate party crashing.

OOC fighting is not permitted. Not everybody is on good terms with one another, and I don’t expect everyone to be friends, but if you have a grudge, please avoid engaging one another instead of picking a fight in this space.

Nobody is required to interact with anybody else. If someone does not want to actively RP with you (or at all!), please respect their wishes.

As the event host, I am also a role-play participant, so if you want to get involved but don’t know where to start, you’re welcome to approach me!

This is a completely open and free event - the invitations are for flavor, but it's a public location and there's no reason any character couldn't conceivably wander in and join in the festivities.

Lastly, and hopefully this won't ever be necessary - if you are repeatedly harassing others and refuse to back off when asked, you will be booted from the squad, you will be blocked, and I may stop posting my events publicly to make them harder for you to find.

Front of card:

You're Invited Join us for an evening of relaxation at the consortium Southsun Resort. Clothing Optional. Refreshments Provided. Where: Pearl Islet, Southsun Cove, NA Date: Friday, July 20th 2025 Start Time: 3pm EDT (UMT-4) Latecomers Welcome. Present this invitation to host to receive a free token of our appreciation. LAA has a zero-tolerance policy for harassment. Violators will be eaten. By attending this event, you indicate your agreement to these terms and may not sure LAA for resultant waypoint fees and/or loss of life or limb.

Back of card:

Code of Conduct 1. No harassment of fellow guests, host, or security. 2. Leave your feuds at the door. 3. Nobody is obligated to interact with anyone else. 4. If the host says to cease a behavior, cease it. Failure to comply may result in a request to leave and exclusion from future events.

Menu:

Complimentary Menu Desert-Spiced Coffee Birthday Cake Mango Pie Lemongrass Poultry Rare Veggie Pizza Stuffed Zucchini Assorted Others (while supplies last) Expanded Menu (Bar) Boiled Crawdad...72c Fish Steak...48c Stein of Highlander Beer...16c Jug of Friesson's Ale...16c Draught of Hunter's Ale...16c

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I had no idea this was a thing

Holy fuck

**gets this in pill form to combat force fem trauma**

Damnit im addicted....

At least my dick is huge now!

Nooo dude don't starve yourself when going on T noooooo your dick needs all those fucking nutrients to grow how are you supposed to get big if you don't feed yourself properly

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My entire goddamn blog

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Getting self concious every time i post then reinforcing the NO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU *posts*

AHA.

hAHA. FUCKING SUCK A COCK!

*Headmates watching me with disgust*

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I thought this was a bunch of worms on a string stuck to a green moss ball and i was like "fuck yeah blue shrimp on a string"

Let’s all be little blue shrimp and hang out in the vibrant greenery together

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Why do i strongly feel like @prince-of-slumbers would relate so hard to this person

Ristarte has some of the funniest facial expressions of any anime character I have seen.

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sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine