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I made this little burglar fella having an absolutely spiffing day off in his house, but on closer inspection I believe this to be the guy that stole my iPod nano back in 2007 - if you see him please contact the relevant authorities immediately thank you 🚓🚓🚓

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I made this looper animation a little while ago during my ‘I like worms in all their forms’ phase (still ongoing) so this animation features some worms YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED (wormed) 🪱

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🔥 Buurrn the witch!! 🔥 I was gonna finish this Gif for Halloweeeeen but I have only just regained the use of my arms by finally escaping from the straight jacket of my Hannibal Lecter costume.

I wanted to try making a ‘3d’ object using the cinema 4D renderer then bring it into procreate and animate some 2d objects over the top and see what it looks like!

It’s sort of a proof-of-concept to myself for a video game I sort of want to sort of maybe one day make using this little computer guy running around old-fashioned times and that. 🎃

Also a big ol’ thank you so much to everyone here reading this btw - your support is reeeeaaallly appreciated so ta! 🎃

I’ve got a WIP thingy for this GIF that I could post (if anyone wants to see) when I figure out how to do it and have a spare moment from my life’s work of reinforcing and modifying a human-sized barrel to help me go over Niagara Falls in 👌

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The little goblin is essentially a self insert, so imagine me doing that face whenever I get tapped on the shoulder in the ‘Slippery Sam’s engine oil warehouse’ with black nectar around my lips because it isn’t a ‘free bar sir - you have to leave’

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This is what plays in my head on an infinite loop when I’ve had nothing to eat all day except 14 espressos and the crunchy bit from a muller corner yoghurt. I probably need to get this life in order. Made in procreate 🎤 🐕

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You can come stay in my deluxe cabin in the woods if you like, only 80% chance of being attacked by the giant wildlife and all the rotisserie bald eagle you can eat!

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Some days you just can’t outrun the the murderous, bouncing giant hungry eyeball. I call these days ‘weekdays’.

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This is a little fly through of a setting of a comic that I made a while back - you can imagine it’s from the pov as if you are a little fruit fly or an errant peanut ejected forcibly from the mouth of someone radically allergic to them

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From LasagneSoft Industries comes ‘Imaginary Place Real Estate Software’ (2002). Join PlotBot, your personal virtual estate agent as you attempt to generate your perfect home using only your mind, and the awesome power of your windows 98 home computer!

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I’ve been trying to recruit members into a little cult for the past 2 weeks but all I’ve got is these 6 little duck fellas. They are pretty good and fairly formidable working together as a team but if any human people want to join please let me know it would be greatly appreciated. We have chips n’ dips! (When I’ve been to the shop)

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Here’s a photorealistic gif I made of ME in my real form absolutely blasting it across the desert in a buggy I fashioned from bits of old fence and ryvita.

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The biiiiig city!

Procreate, on a train after 12.5 red bulls and a whole lava lamp

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This game does not exist: ‘Lawman Whippersnapper in: DINKY DEPUTY! (2001)

made in procreate/ae/a state of puuuure panic! Thanks for watching ☺️