alex-wizard-413

[alex-wizard-413]

Would you imagine if we've been plural this entire time but we're all the same guy 🤣

Why You Should Play Lancer RPG If You Like: Pacific Rim

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today is the day

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My creator made me scrunkly

badass (not a tough person, just a low quality butt)

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Good

Gnomes dont exist anymore and i am scared about what this implies

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I mean, if it works it works, no?

Deemed "impractical to the point of idiocy", the "Wand Cannon" was later used to devastating effect against the very wizards that had dismissed it.

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Gnomes dont exist anymore and i am scared about what this implies

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...thats actually very sweet :)

Heyy, did you miss us? Betcha did element-boy, but regardless... you are being "surprise adopted", don't resist or your legs might break!

- @rage-the-symbiote

(Blinks blankly)

(Sighs) do you have like. A box where i can fit. I have questions but you look like you need to hu-

(Yawn) (sleep is important lol)

Waa... also hey... you're that klyntarr my creator told me... Rage, isnt it?

You look cool ngl. Where is the box to put me in. I wanna do my best nezuko impression

ᗜ _ᗜ <- pure autism

[alex-wizard-413]

Quite simple really. I will wait here with your shark fren armada until the thunderfuck company or whatever this place is comes along and proceeds to make me test their new "toy", which iw ill then immediately break because my creator has no fucking self restraint.

Heyy, did you miss us? Betcha did element-boy, but regardless... you are being "surprise adopted", don't resist or your legs might break!

- @rage-the-symbiote

(Blinks blankly)

(Sighs) do you have like. A box where i can fit. I have questions but you look like you need to hu-

(Yawn) (sleep is important lol)

Waa... also hey... you're that klyntarr my creator told me... Rage, isnt it?

You look cool ngl. Where is the box to put me in. I wanna do my best nezuko impression

ᗜ _ᗜ <- pure autism

[alex-wizard-413]

...:3?

If both parties arrange the kidnapping, it just gets renamed to date: bottom special!

:3

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Fuck yeah. Fren c h a i r

*lap time*

And now we w a i t ~ 🎵

Heyy, did you miss us? Betcha did element-boy, but regardless... you are being "surprise adopted", don't resist or your legs might break!

- @rage-the-symbiote

(Blinks blankly)

(Sighs) do you have like. A box where i can fit. I have questions but you look like you need to hu-

(Yawn) (sleep is important lol)

Waa... also hey... you're that klyntarr my creator told me... Rage, isnt it?

You look cool ngl. Where is the box to put me in. I wanna do my best nezuko impression

ᗜ _ᗜ <- pure autism

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*Gets out and coughs*

Wow, that was incredib- woah. Uh, hey why do I sound vocoded as shit.

I mean i dont mind sounding like the anthro and vocaloid version of sonic the hedgehog but is this supposed to happen?

Heyy, did you miss us? Betcha did element-boy, but regardless... you are being "surprise adopted", don't resist or your legs might break!

- @rage-the-symbiote

(Blinks blankly)

(Sighs) do you have like. A box where i can fit. I have questions but you look like you need to hu-

(Yawn) (sleep is important lol)

Waa... also hey... you're that klyntarr my creator told me... Rage, isnt it?

You look cool ngl. Where is the box to put me in. I wanna do my best nezuko impression

ᗜ _ᗜ <- pure autism

[alex-wizard-413]

*happy bubble noises*

Heyy, did you miss us? Betcha did element-boy, but regardless... you are being "surprise adopted", don't resist or your legs might break!

- @rage-the-symbiote

(Blinks blankly)

(Sighs) do you have like. A box where i can fit. I have questions but you look like you need to hu-

(Yawn) (sleep is important lol)

Waa... also hey... you're that klyntarr my creator told me... Rage, isnt it?

You look cool ngl. Where is the box to put me in. I wanna do my best nezuko impression

ᗜ _ᗜ <- pure autism

[alex-wizard-413]

*moar NSMBDS noises* *we swimmin*

Heyy, did you miss us? Betcha did element-boy, but regardless... you are being "surprise adopted", don't resist or your legs might break!

- @rage-the-symbiote

(Blinks blankly)

(Sighs) do you have like. A box where i can fit. I have questions but you look like you need to hu-

(Yawn) (sleep is important lol)

Waa... also hey... you're that klyntarr my creator told me... Rage, isnt it?

You look cool ngl. Where is the box to put me in. I wanna do my best nezuko impression

ᗜ _ᗜ <- pure autism

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🫧blbllOHcoLBLLBmBlblbllbON!🫧 (oh COME ON!)

Heyy, did you miss us? Betcha did element-boy, but regardless... you are being "surprise adopted", don't resist or your legs might break!

- @rage-the-symbiote

(Blinks blankly)

(Sighs) do you have like. A box where i can fit. I have questions but you look like you need to hu-

(Yawn) (sleep is important lol)

Waa... also hey... you're that klyntarr my creator told me... Rage, isnt it?

You look cool ngl. Where is the box to put me in. I wanna do my best nezuko impression

ᗜ _ᗜ <- pure autism

[alex-wizard-413]

...look id say anything but my creator genuinely thinks 9/11 is A Funny Day.

Also, you may need to actually get that checked out. Boss has record of basically any of you thats important (yes that includes you <3) and apparently you have IMMENSE mana reserves and overall decent stats. Like yeah you have a glass cannon build but you can also switch from "slow load literal nukes" to "what if i made .50 bullets... with c4!"

Like fr it sounds bad in general. Plz stay safe

the magic economy is in fucking shambles. I haven't been able to afford a single explosion since 9/11!

all because of woke

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https://gofund.me/b141d50f 🔗

sorry, but i cant donate

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*swimming noises from New Super Mario DS*

*suddendly. Metal Chute*

*Looks At Shark*

🫧Blbllblblbbbllllbblblbllllblbllbllbblllblllbll🫧 (translation: bet this is the airlock to the facility)

Heyy, did you miss us? Betcha did element-boy, but regardless... you are being "surprise adopted", don't resist or your legs might break!

- @rage-the-symbiote

(Blinks blankly)

(Sighs) do you have like. A box where i can fit. I have questions but you look like you need to hu-

(Yawn) (sleep is important lol)

Waa... also hey... you're that klyntarr my creator told me... Rage, isnt it?

You look cool ngl. Where is the box to put me in. I wanna do my best nezuko impression

ᗜ _ᗜ <- pure autism