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Hey, everyone. I wanted to let my followers know that this blog is officially an archive. Due to personal reasons, I've decided not to use this blog anymore. If you want the name of my new blog, send me an ask and I'll give you my new username. IF I DO GIVE YOU MY NEW TUMBLR, PLEASE DON'T GIVE IT OUT! Thank you to everyone who has supported me. All my love, Wendy

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A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

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i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

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mythology is literally the most interesting shit ever if you dont agree get outta my face

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i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

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reblog if your url is your name in real life

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Bart gets a new tattoo.

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do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

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:-)

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have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body

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if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

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*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

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are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

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