alexicohen

[alexicohen]

Nah it's alright, you aren't bothering me. Consider yourself lucky. I'm decent, you?

I don’t mean to bother you, I was just curious. Nothing specifically. How are you?

[alexicohen]

Careful is not in the guidelines I think

PARKOUR!

So you can’t be careful?

[alexicohen]

Anyone who's trying to bother me. What's up Jesse?

Is this directed at anyone specific?

[alexicohen]

But parkour

PARKOUR!

Oh geez, careful there.

[alexicohen]

Because I know people like you <3

PARKOUR!

Why are you so adorable?

[alexicohen]

Seriously, what do you want? I'm kinda busy at the moment

[alexicohen]

PARKOUR!

Par-nope.

[alexicohen]

PM: Yo that’s totally okay, I gotchu. You don’t wanna do it, the matter will be dropped permanently. Now go run along and be monogamous and happy alright? No hard feelings. 

PM: Hear me out. I don’t want to go through with it. You’re a nice girl and everything, Lex, but I’m not at that level of trust to share Harmony with anyone else. Regardless if this is just a physical act, it’ll have some psychological effect on our relationship in the long run and I don’t want you to have to be the burden of that nor do I want take that risk. I love her too much to go through with it and I don’t want to give part of her up, even if it’s for only one night. 

[alexicohen]

I missed you so much! AND YOU ARE TO ME OKAY? NOW SHUSH. 

YES! HEALTH AND JOY ARE THE BEST!!

In other news, I still miss my Lexi, and we need to do something together. Urgently. Free me from my home of my wonderful roommate and his two adorable children because I AM NO LONGER THE CUTEST PERSON HERE AND IT’S WEEEEIIIIRD.

[alexicohen]

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed...

PM to Harmony and Jesse: Like yo, like I'm up for it but it's not a serious thing for me if one of you wants out. 1. As awesome and attractive as Harmony is, I wouldn't do anything to break you guys up 2. It's not gonna be like Faking It which honestly is a piece of shit show and should not be on air anymore. Seriously MTV, stop. And 3. Sex is just sex for me. Or it has been lately. It might not be to you guys so discuss it or whatever but no hard feelings and don't fight, alright?

[alexicohen]

Well I mean it.

I can never tell if you two mean what you say when you’re together.

[alexicohen]

You tease.

He needs to give us a straight answer here!

[alexicohen]

starjessestjames liked your photo:I’m a kitty!

You are such a dear. 

[alexicohen]

ella-enchanted-torres said: A very sexy kitty ;D

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Me-ow.

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Just know I'm all sending you mental hugs and kisses. You are all too kind

[alexicohen]

I'm a kitty!

[alexicohen]

Naughty Puckerman. I'm curious to know what you did

You can watch

OH!

Oh. Okay. But I’m not allowed in most of those local stores. Might have to go kinda far to find one that doesn’t know me.

Do I get to watch you try them on, too? Or just the end result?

[alexicohen]

Victoria's Secret?

What’s VS?