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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

[alexis-royce]

hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha

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[alexis-royce]

Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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Do you think riddler’s a little gay in the Arkham games. I think he’s a little gay

yes. the ideal riddler should combine flamboyant homosexuality with a certain kind of obnoxious redditor and i think arkham does this well

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NonPlatonic Forms ver 0.28 is now available for $5 and up patrons!

Includes:

More to read: We've officially passed 100k words, and this update comes in at 108,315!

Over a dozen new placeholder CGs, plus two variants. Most of these come paired with the new writing, but one of them replaces Talaiporia's initial reveal, as shown above.

A new ero scene at the start of the game! Remember that useless choice Lee has right when he has the "bad dream?" Well, now it has something fun~

...and ver 0.27 is, of course, available on itch.io! Have fun! ^u^

[alexis-royce]

thank you weird trans women forever

[alexis-royce]

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

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I like mushrooms…

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Xena Warrior Princess 3.18 Fins, Femmes And Gems

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[alexis-royce]

Hahaha, my apologies! I try to update NPF on the last Thursday of every month, and this month it was a little late. I should probably be giving more heads-up when an update is on its way, so I’ll try to make sure I post in the tag the week-of, okay?

NonPlatonic Forms ver 0.28 is now available for $5 and up patrons!

Includes:

More to read: We've officially passed 100k words, and this update comes in at 108,315!

Over a dozen new placeholder CGs, plus two variants. Most of these come paired with the new writing, but one of them replaces Talaiporia's initial reveal, as shown above.

A new ero scene at the start of the game! Remember that useless choice Lee has right when he has the "bad dream?" Well, now it has something fun~

...and ver 0.27 is, of course, available on itch.io! Have fun! ^u^

[alexis-royce]

NonPlatonic Forms ver 0.28 is now available for $5 and up patrons!

Includes:

More to read: We've officially passed 100k words, and this update comes in at 108,315!

Over a dozen new placeholder CGs, plus two variants. Most of these come paired with the new writing, but one of them replaces Talaiporia's initial reveal, as shown above.

A new ero scene at the start of the game! Remember that useless choice Lee has right when he has the "bad dream?" Well, now it has something fun~

...and ver 0.27 is, of course, available on itch.io! Have fun! ^u^

[alexis-royce]

Happy Petrov Day, everyone. To celebrate, try to follow his example and not end the world.

[alexis-royce]

hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha

[alexis-royce]

saw someone on instagram say “you shouldn’t post your art until it’s good” and that comment filled me with rage so i want to say to every beginner artist or artist who feels their art is not improving no matter how long they’ve been at it. i love you and i love your art and everything you post bears part of you and that is so beautiful. block everyone who says otherwise they are not entitled to freely consume what they rag on.