alexithegreat

[alexithegreat]

Maybe I'll stop if you stop calling me Alexi!

...y'know what? Twenty pokedollars wouldn't hurt either.

Yeah... You owe me twenty pokedollars as re... repar- rep...? Nevermind! You owe me twenty pokedollars as payback for all the times you've called me Alexi!

Edgelord, my homie! You're on here too? Damn, I didn't think you were that lame.

-Definitely-Not-Alexandria Anon

Call me lame all you want but don't call me Edgelord, Alexi.

[alexithegreat]

alexi

I SWEAR TO ARCEUS, IF THAT'S YOU EDGELORD, I'M PUTTING UNCOOKED PASTA IN YOUR COFFEE MACHINE!!!!!!!

But if it's not Edgelord, I'd like to apologize and remind you: It's Alexandria, not Alexi.

[OOC: Anon, I am so sorry. Great first ask though!]

[alexithegreat]

[Disclaimer: Alexi is an aggressive narcissist (with good intentions) and I'm making it your problem. OOC beneath the cut off.]

What up poké-nerds?

My name's Alexandria but you can call me Alexandria. (Call me "Alexi" and you're dead to me)

I overheard some geeks mention this site, and I gotta admit it sounded... lame. Really lame. (I mean, what kind of loser has to pretend to be a legendary pokemon for attention? And what even is a "chosen"?)

But then I realized I can singlehandedly make this site, like, ten times more dope just by gracing it with my presence. So yeah, consider this charity work.

Yeah, I'm a minor but don't be creeps about it and we shouldn't have any problems. I've been Johto's Minor League Wrestling champion for the last two years, so if you do mess with me, we'll see how that turns out.

My current pokemon team is:

Maverick (tyrogue): Mav's a bit of a sissy, but he puts on a brave face in battle. I'm planning on evolving him into a hitmonlee someday.

Sonny (timburr): My itsy-bitsy- I mean, he's kinda cute. Whatever. He likes to build stuff, even if he ain't the greatest at it.

Jackie (meditite): She's serious and always training. She's got grit, but won't evolve for some reason...

Hi, this is @fantastictrashpolice, the mod behind @galarianblogger!

I've got some plans for Alexi (honestly, feel free to call her that, I love getting her riled up), but I'm not ready to share those plans yet.

Unfortunately, Alexi is not connected to my other blog or Florence in any way and they probably won't interact much, if at all. Because of how different Alexi is from Florence, I'm not going to bend over backward to get them to interact.

In the meantime, feel free to send in asks! I spent some time fleshing out her backstory before starting this blog, so there's plenty to discover!