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Hi. How are you doing today. Sorry for invading your privacy. Your blog looks fascinating and kindly Dm if you’re interested being in a sugar relationship 😊

what. the. flip.

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spirit’s eve is today and dusty won’t stop barking at the 12 foot skeleton decoration…

but what are you dressed up as? let me know.

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I left you for Sebastian lol

go ahead, see what that guy can do for you that i can’t.

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Hiii! Love and adore you.

I hope you’re having a great day Alex

hey, thanks a lot. it’s nice to see someone cares about how my day went.

i’ve been busy with fall gridball, but you know i’ll find a way to make time for you. call me up.

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pfft. emo.

can I kiss you? I love you

Ewwww, don't touch me.

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Man... I hate this... How does he live like this? Ugh... I miss my gridball... I miss getting hugs...

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🌈🐬✨✨🌈✨🌈✨🌈✨🌈✨🐬✨🌈✨🌈🌈✨🐬✨🌈✨🌈✨✨🌈✨🌈🌈🐬🐬🐬🐬

will YOU hold me tight and not let go?

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Do you like frogs

those slimy guys? not really.

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I wanna be friends with you and Haley

do it then. come up to us and say hey the next time you get the chance!

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What do you have to say about winning pelican towns annual twerking competition for the third year in a row

i have to say i’m better than all of you.

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When are you dropping your haircare routine my man?

there’s only a couple of steps in the routine but you gotta do ‘em correctly if you try it.

first, you wash your hair. then, you run around in the sun so it’ll dry a little. after that? some extra strong hold hair gel from the jojamart clearance isle. it’s the best, trust me.

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“Hello! I’m Briar. I just opened up shop in Cindersnap forest and I figured I’d go around saying hi to people. Nice to meet you.”

(Mod: temporary Picrew reference go whee-)

briar? nice to meet you. you like ice cream? if so, it’s your lucky day. i’ve got some for sale right now.

i’ve also got these rippling abs! those aren’t for sale though…

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Hey Alex Who would you dance with other only bachelor / bachelorette (exclude haley)

why not haley? i always dance with her, dude! i don’t have another answer for you.

we always plan for it weeks in advance... you wouldn’t believe how serious she is about that festival.

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imagine losing to your grandpa in fortnite

- george

grandpa, i’m telling you i’ve got bigger dreams than that.

what can fortnite do for me that gridball can’t, huh?

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We are far too separate recently, my dear. I will return to you soon, do not miss me too much while you wait.

woah… that’s super deep.

wait, i was so mesmerized i forgot to pay attention. shit, i miss you, come back!

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hey pookie bear look at my hamster isn’t she cute

dusty would chase the poor gal around, but i’d make sure that doesn’t happen. she’s a real cutie.

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who’s down for a late summer game of catch? last one to the pier owes me a salmon dinner!

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i uh- wanted to say uh.. i... I THINK YOU'RE A GREAT FRIEND!!! ...yeah.

hey stan. you actually think i’m a good friend?

give me some tips on how to be better. don’t be shy, my ears are open.