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Yelena: So, are you two dating now? John & Ava: Yes. Yelena: Why? John : I happen to find Ava very appealing. Yelena: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Ava.

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thunderbolts* was so awesome. we watched yelena belova blow up a building in the first like ten minutes. we watched ava starr kill a woman and then tsundere her way into saving her new friends twice. we watched alexei shostakov flirt with bucky barnes so heavily that sam felt it from across the world and instantly divorced him. we watched john walker develop self-awareness in real time and fight it the whole way. we put the main cast into the torment nexus for a few hours. and the lesson we learned? you can't run from bipolar disorder, but the power of friendship is still supreme.

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i need ur ghostwalker headcanons *cries in read every one of their fics on ao3 at least three time already*

John said her hair was getting too long. So she cut it. No questions asked.

They know each other’s go-to drinks by heart. John’s a warm water and black coffee guy. Ava’s a tea girlie through and through.

Ava keeps walking through the wall into John’s room just to scare the hell out of him. “Oops, wrong room,” she says. He doesn’t even flinch anymore.

She phases through him so often she knows what he smells like. Like soap. And trouble.

When the world gets too loud, John just quietly cups her ears. No words

Ava was the first to see one of his dissociative episodes. She didn’t panic. She just sat down and stayed.

They argue constantly. Before missions, during, after. And the next day? John’s like “what fight?” Ava is still mad.

“Isn’t that hat too hot?” “You’re too hot.” (Ava did not know how to respond to that.)

She sees him staring at his phone too long, scrolling through trash articles. So she snatches it, teases him, and phases through the floor. He never gets it back.

They mock each other’s voices all the time. Ava’s John impression is horrendous. He does her voice scarily well.

After missions, it’s straight to the couch. Ava always shoves a pillow behind him. he cracks ribs like it’s a hobby.

John cooks her late-night snacks. She always pretends it’s gross. Never leaves a single bite.

She steals his beret all the time. Wears it like it’s hers. He lets her.

They’re so synced up that Bucky and Val are like “yeah, you two team up”

One time, they had to pick loungewear for a thing. Picked the exact same set. Now it’s just a pile of identical clothes on the couch.

John can’t sleep half the time. Ava hears it through the wall, knocks, comes over, no questions.

“Your eyes are… really something,” he told her once. Didn’t even look away.

They always sit next to each other in team meetings. Always.

She got used to pressing little forehead kisses on him. It’s a whole thing now.

One time, she grabbed his hand and walked through a wall. He smacked straight into it. She laughed for an hour.

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yelena: fuck, marry, kill: bob,bucky and john

ava: john

yelena: john what?

ava: i would fuck marry and kill, all the three at the same time

yelena: you are sick

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Couples that loot corpses together stay together

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Stayed up until 5am making the New Avengers’ instagrams…. Because they own me.

Yelena’s following is so high because I KNOW Bob follows back eeevvveryone when he uses her account.

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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Yelena & Ava: Surprise! We're having a baby! Bob: What?! Yelena & Ava: pull out adoption papers It's you!

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scooby doo ass gang

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Polybolts OT4 Headcanons

Hate seeing this tag empty but I'm too busy writing other stuff to do a proper fic so here are headcanons.

It was Yelena and Bob who started dating first. Ava and Yelena started dating next, then Ava and Bob. John was shooed in last and more than a little overwhelmed.

Ava's bedroom is the nicest, so of they all want to go to sleep together it's in there.

Yelena takes full advantage of being the shortest buy inserting herself anywhere she can, be it on Ava's lap, snuggled against Bob on the couch, or leaning against John to and from missions.

It's naturally difficult for John to go from being divorced and single to having 3 partners at once. He enjoys one-on-one time with each person.

Bob loves telling his partners exactly what they want to hear when they want to hear it. He's good at knowing what they want, loves indulging them when he can.

If Ava finds herself relaxing with any of her partners, she'll want to hold their hand. Just to make sure she's still there. They all ensure to tell her as much.

Bob is still getting used to taking care of himself. He finds it easier to take care of his partners instead, to a fault.

It's a group effort to keep John from doomscrolling. (It's a literal addiction, Bob is the first to recognize it.)

Yelena keeps using Ava's body butter. So does John. Bob uses head and shoulders. Ava doesn't care anymore she really likes that her partners smell like her sometimes

John's shirts and hoodies are in everyone else's closets but his own, save for one (the one he was wearing when he first held his son)

If everyone is bummed out after a mission, Yelena always has a story to cheer everyone up.

They all need alone time (they spend most of their nights on their own floors/rooms) but still text each other constantly

Group chat names are Lena, Casper, Walter, and Florida Man

Bob and Yelena flood the gc with memes constantly

Yelena will only send those kinds of selfies to the group chat when she's away on a mission, so that she gets all the attention she wants when she comes back.

John wasn't comfortable sparring with Yelena at first until she insisted it was fine

Yelena does Ava's make up a lot

John is made fun of for listening to coworker music when he works out

Bob has the highest tolerance for horror movies

Ava makes fun of John's Georgia accent the most, but she also likes it the most

The same is true for John with Ava's accent

None of them can ever decide on where to eat. Ever. Bucky has offered exasperated suggestions more than a few times.

Ok, that's it. I'm on vacation atm so sorry my writing about these four has been slow. I'm cooking up two sfw fics right now so hopefully they turn out well (if at all)

Lmk if I should write more headcanons, these are stupid but the brainrot is too strong.

Other tb headcanons

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Thunderbolts*…and Bob!! Just a sketch rn, but I might finish it later🤡

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some thunderbolts* memes + ghostwidow and sambucky

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Kate introduces her BFF to her GF...& her GF's GF.

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That road trip to NYC would have been long enough for naps...