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alienateddotmp3 · 34 minutes

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Learning languages is SO FUN right up until you need to learn conjugation and then suddenly it turns sour real fucking fast

#ljfdklftkkf #ive gottern better with spanish lol

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alienateddotmp3 · 45 minutes

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

#previous tags #do you not dress for the weather op?????#or if you strictly mean like #long pants #not all of us have unfettered access to a washing machine????#or the energy to be washing clothes every 3 days???#at the very least id assume youd have one pair for everyday of the week #assuming you never go to any special events #or wear pants around the house or grab mail open the door etc #i have like 6 long pants but i need to hem all of them :((((

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alienateddotmp3 · 52 minutes

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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

#okay so right now its none bc i dont have an espresso machine :((((#but if you mean like usually #and if one coffee is about 8 ounces #like 4 ish #if its a special circumstance #like in greece last year i had like 2 cappuccinos a day #and that was me limiting myself #so like #depends #but lets say 4 #dear diary

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alienateddotmp3 · 57 minutes

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*Full Answer: Anything alternative to what you grew up knowing as "normal" sexual activity (kissing with tongue, petting, foreplay might be kinky for some).

#erm its complicated?#all fetishes are kink but not all kink is a fetish type situation #aslo as an asexual bdsm-er #ive dont some things that i consider kink #but there was not sex involved #tumblr polls #dear diary

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alienateddotmp3 · 4 hours

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you shouldn't even be voting in the 70s music poll if you hate disco grow UP. actually you shouldn't even be voting in elections if you hate disco

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alienateddotmp3 · 11 hours

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kiss deprived

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alienateddotmp3 · 13 hours

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inZAYN: Mysterious @zayn posterz in📍London

#not to doxx myself but i live hear there....#its a live music hall.#hes going to be close to me #AND I CANT AFFORD TO SEE HIM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #crying screaming throwing up #this goes here bc its #dear diary

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alienateddotmp3 · 14 hours

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#anger #previous tags #tumblr polls #i think sometimes sadness shows up as anger too 😔

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alienateddotmp3 · 14 hours

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I have a select handful of tumblr mutuals that I'm always like chill-ly trying to impress. if I post something like "I bet she'll love this post" and she don't interact with it I'll be like "I'm not good enough. gotta get better"

#dragged

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alienateddotmp3 · 18 hours

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why the fuuuuuck am I not being covered in kisses right now

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alienateddotmp3 · 19 hours

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Also is it possible to pull muscle in your tongue/jaw

If so I think I pulled it off. No idea why other than my body is built badly

#dear diary #health tag #hEDS tag

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alienateddotmp3 · 19 hours

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So I had to go grocery shopping today, and the sun was out and it was above 60 degrees (f), so now I'm thinking maybe I do get seasonal depression alfhalfbsjskkdh

#like the weight that was lifted off me #to be fair i did recently start pain medication #and also got headphones that are mostly noise canceling #so thats definitely helped my attitude #but stepping into the sun today was like #whoagh #dear diary #health tag

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alienateddotmp3 · 21 hours

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corporate ppl are always like “i hate email comms they cause so many delays” but those people are fools. i crave communication delays. i hit send on an email and then immediately shoot a prayer up to the heavens that the response may take 2-3 days. let’s slow everything down just a bit thank you.

#i agree with this #uless its about medical stuffs #then im like pls #i am dying #help

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alienateddotmp3 · 1 day

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Professionalism sucks I wanna put "😭😭" in my emails.

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alienateddotmp3 · 1 day

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i think we need to start calling trans women eggs “ladies-in-waiting” and trans men eggs “squires.” no moral imperative to this, i just think the current queer parlance could use some medieval world building

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alienateddotmp3 · 1 day

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Do you ever just go wow I have a lot of repressed anger

#lkgshlddhh #yeah

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alienateddotmp3 · 2 days

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Most attractive aspect of a woman?

Physically larger than me

#wheeze

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