alienkidyeetwo

[alienkidyeetwo]

Yeah, def cursed lol

This world is cursed.

[alienkidyeetwo]

chat, i think i went too far with an english assignment…

[alienkidyeetwo]

Me: I can’t believe that he’s gone..

Jay: Who are you talking about?

Me: An old friend of mine. After my dad found out that he was taking notes on me, he made him leave.

Jay: Well, that friend of yours kinda sounds weird.

Me: Here’s the catch though, he made me feel seen. Every time I went into his RV, I'd talk about my day and certain things that I like. I felt comfortable around him, and please don’t interpret that as a sign of love, it was purely platonic. I wonder where he ended up now…

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Meanwhile, at area 51…

Alien: Where am I… Wait, I think this is hell..

Agent 1: And that’s where you’re going to be if you don’t give us any answers.

Alien: Great, I know you’re just some archetype of the no nonsense, tough guy agent with a moral code stricter than a literal censorship system. I wonder what you’re going to do to me?

Agent2: What are your plans?

Alien: Oh, this is the good cop bad cop routine, I was only here for observation you barbarismic fool. By now, you'll realize that you will be breaking a few intergalactic laws, and it’s best that you two prepare a case and reason in court once the organization finds out.

Agent1: Aha! So you’re planning on world domination?

Alien: Yes, I plan to add more plastic into your bodies, WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE TO YOU!?! I'M TRYING TO GATHER INFORMATION ON YOUR KIND TO BETTER BOTH EARTH AND THOUSANDS OF PLANETS!!

Agents 1&2: SECURITY!!!

To be continued

[alienkidyeetwo]

Still in denial over the ending of TOH, so screw it, I’m making an AU that adds one of my skrunklies, Rook Blonko (and maybe a few of his siblings, which makes this interesting and interchangeable for outcomes). I know it sounds weird, but I think it could work if Luz and whoever is chosen could bring some new dynamics!

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he is skrunkly

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So, since part 1 of my little series ended. I’m thinking on doing a qna for anyone who’s got questions about the lore (or just wanted some asks from No'me), so here’s your little opportunity to do so!

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Me: Alright, are you all set?

Alien: I am, and it was an amazing experience to meet you. No matter how long the universe has waited, you were a magnum opus.

Me: Thank you, I'll never forget you…

A: And so will I..

*The engine roars up as I give one final hug to No'me. The last few years felt like a gift.*

Me: Godspeed you crazy animal…

*A few hours pass*

My dad: Who the hell left this note?!

Me: Norman did, he told me to put it there.

My dad: Oh really, are you lying to me?

Me: No. I am 100% giving you the truth, now please read it. He wanted you to do it.

My dad: Oh really, like I'd listen to a guy that spied on my daughter for 3 years! You’re not afraid to talk to me, and if that guy ever comes back, I know what to do.

Me: Dad. You don’t get it, he made me feel safe with who I am. And I'm not just your daughter, I'm also your son and legal responsibility, I'm not just one thing…

My dad: You’re my daughter to me.

Me: Just read the goddamn letter. He wanted you to do it.

My dad: Ok fine, after that you're going to bed early.

Hello Mr. _________, If you are reading this, then I have left your yard to go back home. Your child was a great person to be with, and I know why. They just needed a friend throughout the grieving process for their mother and your wife, they wished for a miracle day in and day out, even when you put them through therapy. They even helped me try to impress someone I had feelings for, and I helped in return by giving them some time to vent out what is happening, even getting in a few notes from them. But, this letter is also a letter of the truth, a confession more or less. The truth is that I observed them not for a psychology major (I already passed college at the top of my class), but for my understanding of humanity and it’s barbaric tendencies. For that part, it is my highest honor as a N.O.S.A.V scout to tell you that all of my files on them will be top secret (other than the sleepy hollow incident that prompted me to write this letter), and it’ll be the highest honor for me to tell my secret. They have known this for a long time, but I am not human. I never originated here, nor was that my true appearance that I created as a disguise in order to blend in with your kind. But, if you ever tell anybody (even when drunk), you’ll be shot with a nerf gun by your child. And it’ll be a matter of time for a reassignment for one of your other family members, it is inevitable for that to happen, and you won’t be able to stop it from happening. Just make sure to take care of them like I did (and don’t misinterpret that)- Norman/No'me

My dad: You didn’t tell me this for 3 YEARS!! HE COULD'VE GOT US A NEW HOUSE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!

Me: I didn’t tell because he was my friend, not someone to give away for money. Besides, area 51 is a hellhole for anyone off-world I presume. I hope he’s okay up there.

*Meanwhile*

A: Sir, I'll be there in a few. It may take a while.

*A missile flies past the ship*

A: Nevermind, it may take a few days for me to return. I promise I won’t be gone for long.

BANG!

A: I promise.

*Transmission runs out*

A: Great, now I'll have to deal with this hellhole. Area 51, I shall find a way to escape…. For them.

End of part 1

Thank you for reading, see you in part 11

[alienkidyeetwo]

So um, I may have thought of a blursed ship… It’s going to sound weird but it’s Raph (2018 version) and Looma Red Wind. Just hear me out on it, Raph in rise is basically just the strong older brother who cares for his siblings alongside having some soft moments while Looma on the other hand could kill somebody without any struggle, has tried to marry both ben and kevin and does go through her moments sometimes, but I feel like they’re perfect for each other.

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OMFG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG!!!

Annie are you ok

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Alien: Alright, today is the day I finally tell them, you don’t want to screw up. You just want to make it more sincere than blunt.

*A few minutes later*

Me: So, why did you bring me outside?

A: Because you wouldn’t want the rest to know of the suffering you'll endure.

Me: From what? I've been through worse, you’ve seen me go through worse.

A: Your father is making me leave, all because of you trusting me more than him. I was helping you, now you have to help someone else.

Me: Wait- are you joking? I've been through a lot in the past 2-3 years, and you’ve helped me through those times! All of that felt real to me, my therapist didn’t work after my mom passed and you actually helped! I don’t want to go through more of that! I just want to be with you, in a platonic sense.

A: Well, you have something to remember me by. Give this note to your father at 7:35, only you and your sister will be in his room by then. Let him read it, he'll know the truth about me soon…

Me: Ok, but if you come back, I might look a bit different. You just have to know that it’s me. Here.

*No'me is given a cat pin to remember a friend*

A: Thank you, and remember what I said about the note.

Me: 7:35 in my dad’s room with my sister and my dad. I'll miss you…

A: I know, and it’ll hurt me more than it does for you.

Me: I think it’ll hurt a lot for the both of us…

To be concluded…

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Anyone want a breadstick? Imma probably eat it

pass the olive garden breadstick to your followers 

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PLS FOR THE LIFE OF ME I NEED THAT CAT VIDEO WITH THE SONG BEING MJ’S ARE YOU OK ANNIE!?!? I WAS STUPID AND REFRESHED THE PAGE PLS REBLOG IT WITH THAT POST!!!!

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AYOOOOO THATS THE FUNNY NUMBER!

(btw, thanks to everyone helping me grow my blog. It’s been a good year or two since I created my first acc, and thanks for showing me some love. I got into tumblr mainly bc of pm seymour after going through some rough times, and their humans are space orcs dubs helped me get into the lil genre, and I foolishly made the mistake of putting my first acc on my school email, which caused me to make the second acc a few days before halloween. I really appreciate the support and I love all of you… in a platonic way, tl;dr thank you for your support)

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Alien: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Me: That's why I carry two swords.

*I pull out two prop swords*

A: Those came from amazon.

Me: FUCK!

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Alien: So, these may be my last few hours on this planet. And I am looking for a replacement, is anyone willing enough to do it?

Alien 2: I'm available No'me, plus she’ll be able to say goodbye to you once you leave.

A1: Thank you, and the letter to her father is ready. I just need to say goodbye to them, their father wants me to leave out of suspicion.

A2: Well, please try to make it easy for her. They’ll need some time to process everything.

A1: I hope they take it as a friendly thing, not out of aggression. For now, I shall wait

To be continued….?

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Alien: Should I tell her about me leaving soon?

My sister: Maybe, but you’ll need to do a proper goodbye.

A: Of course, but should I leave a letter to your father about the truth?

My sister: Maybe, but you have to put it on his bed before you leave. And she’s going to help you with it.

A: Of course, I need her help. And after that, it’ll be a proper goodbye…

To be continued

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Me: Hey No’me? have you heard about some strange crimes yet?

Alien: No, but it’ll be perfect for my research.

Me: Ok so, a Florida man broke into someone’s house, didn’t steal anything and shaved the head of their cat.

A: I-I’m sorry, what?

Me: Yup. That legit happened, same with a man stealing a can of shrimp, only for him to break into his own house with a katana.

A: I'm sorry, but this is way too confusing…

Me: But I've been there before, my mom saved up to go to Disney world. It was a good time.

A: I swear this “Florida” you’re talking about is a planet we've never discovered.

Me: Trust me, if Florida was another planet, you’d just see lots of people on drugs and people waiting to die.. Also I feel like you wouldn’t survive

A: Note to self, avoid this “Florida” at all costs

Me: You haven’t seen it’s problematic cousin, Texas

A: THERE'S A SECOND ONE!?!?