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I posted this 5 years ago and haven’t touched this blog in 4 but I just wanna let y’all know I stay winning

I would give so much for a part 2 series of AFTG about Jean going to USC and getting acquainted in an actual healthy environment

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Y’all already know that all the foxes would take a knee during the national anthem and go to every protest they can with their fists held high

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Neil: Why is Aaron so mad?

Andrew: I beat him at Operation.

Aaron: I WENT THROUGH MED SCHOOL! IM A FUCKING DOCTOR!! WHO THE FUCK EATS BUTTERFLIES!?!

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Editor: look, u can only write about one sport! So what’s it gonna be: lacrosse or hockey?

Nora Sakavic: y e s

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Aaron: “collect a stool sample”

Andrew: “take a shit”

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Everybody: *dying*

Tom Holland in every animated movie:

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Imagine the Foxes all being quarantined rn

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Me: it’s a book about a made up sport how emotional can it be?

The book:

Me: [sobbing] HE DOESNT WANNA BE NATHANIEL ANYMORE

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Babysitter Andreil HC

When Andrew and Neil are watching over their teammates’ toddlers, they have to learn nursery rhymes and whatnot bc it was never part of their childhoods

Dan one day walks in on them practicing Patty Cake

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In class I learned that there is reason to believe sexuality is genetic Bc identical twins are more likely to both be gay rather than just one

And can u imagine Aaron learning about it and doing everything in his power to make sure no one else in the team finds out

But they do

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The great thing about AFTG is that pretty much everyone is a bi icon

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U can’t convince me this isn’t Andrew and Wymack

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Sakavic really just said “btw Wymack is Kevin’s father lol” as if it didn’t give us all the harshest whiplash

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Exy fans probably joke around about Neil Josten willing to die for Exy and they would all laugh about it without realizing just how true it is

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I would give so much for a part 2 series of AFTG about Jean going to USC and getting acquainted in an actual healthy environment

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Aaron Minyard as things the only the straight friend in my group says when the rest of us are being Gay in front of her

“S t o p”

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Counselor: So why do you wanna go to USC?

Me: Someone really important to me attended that school

Counselor: Aw how sweet! Was it your parent?

Me thinking about Jeremy Knox: ya