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Mira and Zoey would be the type to high five as they spit roast Rumi
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Rumi, stretching and looking like she just got back from a quick morning jog: "Alright, ready for round 2?"
Mira and Zoey, laying on the bed, covered in sweat, bitemarks, and hickeys, panting like they just finished a marathon, sporting the most fucked out looks on their faces: "huh?"
Rumi: "It's ok, we can take 5."
Mira and Zoey: "oh my god"
Look, obviously I believe in pathetic sub Rumi getting ruined by her girlfriends (put that girl in a sandwich!), but I would be remiss not to also show some love for demon Rumi just absolutely dominating her girls and leaving them both a mess.
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Look, obviously I believe in pathetic sub Rumi getting ruined by her girlfriends (put that girl in a sandwich!), but I would be remiss not to also show some love for demon Rumi just absolutely dominating her girls and leaving them both a mess.
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Need her to grab me by the throat, slam her lips into mine, shove me onto the bed, pin my wrists above my head, kiss her way down my body, spread my legs, and suck my soul out through my clit.
#nsft#text nsft#hornyposting#been a while since I posted genuinely filthy thirst#i am a cis man I should NOT be saying these things#oh well
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Had a coworker tell me (not unprompted but explaining the context that led to this conversation would take forever) that he believes that a girl fucking a guy in the ass with a strap-on is gay sex and I asked him if he thought a girl fucking another girl in the ass with a strap-on would be considered straight sex and while he did say he would need to think about it, his initial response was that unless the girl with the strap has a power fetish and is getting off on the act, it's straight.
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Mommy issues, touch starved, AND a pillow princess? Damn girl pick a struggle.
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Some of you write smut the same way the MCU writes cameos
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Putting the morality of the question aside for a second, is there any logistical difference between you having sex with your clone and two clones of you having sex?
From a purely logistical standpoint, if all clones in this hypothetical scenario believe they are the original, is there any difference between you having sex with your clone and two clones of you having sex? Does the answer change if the clones know they are clones? And what if you believe you're the clone?
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Ok genuine question but is there a name for, like, having a praise kink but towards your partner as opposed to from them? Like, I enjoy the idea of praising a partner, or being the one encouraging them during sex, but I'm pretty sure that you wouldn't call that a praise kink because a praise kink refers to being on the receiving end of the encouragement.
Also, to be clear, I wouldn't call it just being a dom because I, personally, am not really into the whole dom/sub thing. I just really like the idea of praising a partner.
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Personally, I think a lot of the Todoroki family drama could have been avoided if Rei just pegged Enji every so often.
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I find it so funny whenever I'm reading smut on AO3 and an author will put something in the tags or notes basically saying "but I didn't include (insert some kind of weird sexual kink), I'm not a weirdo" and then I check the profile and its just the most depraved shit imaginable.
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In order for a woman to achieve the title of MILF she must first become a mother in the most literal sense either via reproduction or adoption. However, this requirement does not exist for a woman who wishes to be referred to as "mommy" by a sexual partner. This shows that motherhood and the act of having and raising children are not intrinsically linked. In this essay, I will
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Shout out to fat women with fat tits and even fatter asses y'all are the reason I get out of bed in the morning.
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While I'm not a big fan of Endeavour x Hawks, I do think it would be incredibly funny if Hawks, while undercover with the League of Villians, started bragging about hooking up with some big name pro hero, and starts going into way too much detail about how he was "dicking this guy down so hard he set the bed on fire" and after going on for just way to long one of the other members of the League asks him which pro hero he's talking about (cause Hawks has somehow talked this entire time without mentioning the guys name) and like the coy little shit he is Hawks go's "oh just the number 1 pro in Japan" and the entire League spends a few seconds remembering who's currently number 1 until Dabi, from the back of the room, jumps up and yells "YOU FUCKED MY DAD?!"
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I don't really care one way or the other on the morality of selfcest. I do, however, believe that anyone who writes or draws straight selfcest without even a hint of transness should be shot.
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Sakura: "Sasuke, it's 4PM. Time for your pegging session."
Sasuke, who has been out of the village for the past month on a mission and just got home 20 minutes ago: "LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO!"
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People who draw Samus Aran as a 5 foot nothing girl with an hourglass figure, flawlessly smooth skin, perfectly applied makeup, absolutely no musculature, and a bubbleheaded smile are cowards. That woman has been put through the ringer and should look like it. Give her towering height. Give her absolutely chiseled abs. Give her terrifying scars snaking across her skin. Give her weird feathers and scales covering her body. Give her a scowl that could shatter glass. Give her a massive co-
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