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reblog and put in the tags the first queer pairing you remember consciously shipping
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Mate I basically just woke up and see THIS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

#i haven't used this since months because i am in the biggest reading slump of my life but WHAT IS THIS#WHY WAS THERE A NEED TO CHANGE THE G#this is so ugly#goodreads#booklr#books
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Leo & Adam looking at each other I27/xI
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weird asks that say a lot
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1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?
2. chocolate bars or lollipops?
3. bubblegum or cotton candy?
4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?
5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?
6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?
7. earbuds or headphones?
8. movies or tv shows?
9. favorite smell in the summer?
10. game you were best at in p.e.?
11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?
12. name of your favorite playlist?
13. lanyard or key ring?
14. favorite non-chocolate candy?
15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?
16. most comfortable position to sit in?
17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?
18. ideal weather?
19. sleeping position?
20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?
21. obsession from childhood?
22. role model?
23. strange habits?
24. favorite crystal?
25. first song you remember hearing?
26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?
27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?
28. five songs to describe you?
29. best way to bond with you?
30. places that you find sacred?
31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?
32. top five favorite vines?
33. most used phrase in your phone?
34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?
35. average time you fall asleep?
36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?
37. suitcase or duffel bag?
38. lemonade or tea?
39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?
40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?
41. last person you texted?
42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?
43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?
44. favorite scent for soap?
45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?
46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?
47. favorite type of cheese?
48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?
49. what saying or quote do you live by?
50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?
51. current stresses?
52. favorite font?
53. what is the current state of your hands?
54. what did you learn from your first job?
55. favorite fairy tale?
56. favorite tradition?
57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?
58. four talents you’re proud of having?
59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?
60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?
61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?
62. seven characters you relate to?
63. five songs that would play in your club?
64. favorite website from your childhood?
65. any permanent scars?
66. favorite flower(s)?
67. good luck charms?
68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?
69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?
70. left or right handed?
71. least favorite pattern?
72. worst subject?
73. favorite weird flavor combo?
74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?
75. when did you lose your first tooth?
76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?
77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?
78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?
79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?
80. earth tones or jewel tones?
81. fireflies or lightning bugs?
82. pc or console?
83. writing or drawing?
84. podcasts or talk radio?
84. barbie or polly pocket?
85. fairy tales or mythology?
86. cookies or cupcakes?
87. your greatest fear?
88. your greatest wish?
89. who would you put before everyone else?
90. luckiest mistake?
91. boxes or bags?
92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?
93. nicknames?
94. favorite season?
95. favorite app on your phone?
96. desktop background?
97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?
98. favorite historical era?
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#keine ahnung wo ich das hätte anfügen sollen but had to gif this#tatort stuttgart#thorsten lannert#sebastian bootz#thorsten x sebastian#preis des lebens
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Im gelobten Land (2016)
#WAS IST DAS THEY WERE BASICALLY MARRIED WHEN DID THEY TURN INTO CRINGEFAIL LOSERS WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACT AROUND EACH OTHER#UMARM IHN DOCH EINFACH#😭😭😭#tatort stuttgart#thorsten lannert#sebastian bootz#thorsten x sebastian#im gelobten land
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Basti findet etwas über sich selbst heraus 🤭🌈
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Im gelobten Land (2016)
#jamal is doing the lord's detective work#wie er ihn auch angrinst er so I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE#I KNOW YOU LOVE HIM#EVERYONE KNOWS#tatort stuttgart#thorsten lannert#sebastian bootz#thorsten x sebastian#im gelobten land
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UMARMT EUCH DOCH EINFACH oh mein gott BITTEEE 😭😭
Thorsten und Sebastian wandern von nun an eine Kategorie höher in meiner How sick do they make me-Skala, nicht mehr screaming crying throwing up, sondern jetzt auch i am physically ill, congrats
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Thorsten und Sebastian wandern von nun an eine Kategorie höher in meiner How sick do they make me-Skala, nicht mehr screaming crying throwing up, sondern jetzt auch i am physically ill, congrats
#ich kann das alles nicht mehr#tatort stuttgart#thorsten lannert#sebastian bootz#thorsten x sebastian#im gelobten land
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Jamal wie er Sebastian weiter fragt, ob Thorsten Freund oder Kollege sei und dann so ist, also doch Freund 😏😏 ... Jamal is one of us
#he's shipping them so hard let me tell you#tatort stuttgart#im gelobten land#thorsten lannert#sebastian bootz#thorsten x sebastian
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'I'm gelobten Land' is WRECKING me man
#die folge wird einfach trauriger und trauriger😭#ich wollte doch nur chillig tatort gucken 😭#tatort stuttgart#im gelobten land
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Drogenbulle dessen Namen ich nicht kenne how about you DIE
#wie kann man bitte ssooooo bodenlos sein?#wer die toten mit nach Hause nimmt hat den falschen job SHUT UP AND DIE#tatort stuttgart#im gelobten land
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Preis des Lebens (2015)
#making these actually caused me physical pain why are they like this#aber wie thorsten so war ICH HAB GENICKT 😭😭 und er hat nicht mal genickt#tatort stuttgart#thorsten lannert#sebastian bootz#thorsten x sebastian#preis des lebens
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Preis des Lebens (2015)
#they be killing me with this 😭😭#tatort stuttgart#thorsten lannert#sebastian bootz#thorsten x sebastian#preis des lebens
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