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"Anti looked really ripped"

- My mum (don't tell her I told y'all that).

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So close your jaw, your hillbilly is showing.

My mum, when discussing things to say fools

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I told my mum that Ethan Nestor is doing YouTube full time now

To which she said:

I bet he's doing back flips over it.

I bet he's up in the air about it.

I bet he's head over heels for it.

There may be more to come, I'll keep everyone posted.

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I got to pay for being a princess today... Being a princess is very expensive.

My mother after getting a crown at the dentist

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Sounds like Anti would be a scream daddy.

Mom, while I discussed Antisepticeye playing dream daddy.

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On the topic of puns

Me: Who needs a game with dad puns when I have you.

Mom: Exactly.

Mom:

Mom: Mad puns.

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Me: Whoever just picked that sea urchin up with their bare hand is in trouble.

Mum: Yeah, its not like this is Animal Crossing.

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I had the best time, I don't know how that happened... I'm so satisfied.

My mom, referring to the name "Ninja Sex Party"

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I cant get any more calendars with baby animals unless its puppies. I keep stressing out that the mom isn't there and subconsciously worry they have been abandoned.

My concerned mother

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Well...Wow....treat it as  fictionarywork with a hypothesis that it is reality

My mother on dealing with bullshit content in bullshit classes

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Speaking of the word uncomfortable, that reminds me of when you're in the doctor's office, and they're going to do something painful as fuck to you, and they say 'this may be uncomfortable'. I hate that. I have learned that this is the code word for 'we are going to fuck you up'... That's like saying childbirth is uncomfortable.

My wonderful and loving mother (who is ready to beat someone when they put her through pain)

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I love you to pieces you meeses is a threatening kind of love when you think about it.

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You know some people want to own a monkey. I don't get that. I think it would be up there with owning a clown.

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Sac city iowa. Spelled that way. Like a testicle. I would not want to live there.

My lovely mother

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A person is at a good point in a relationship break up when their break up song is just the sounds of crickets.