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Currently having "The Urge" Tm to get myself a bowl a Cheerios despite already having poisoned myself with dairy and suffered for it last night

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Happy to report that I've climbed many trees during my trip :)

If you can, climb a tree.

It's very nice, 10/10

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Okay it's not so bad. The trip's had some rough parts, but these last few hours have been pretty nice :)

I'm so tired 🫠

We have been driving for so least 12 hours,

And there's still at least one more to go.

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And we're doing it again in just a few days.

Someone will sometimes ask me if I like travel, and I'm never sure how to answer. I'm always happy to be wherever I'm going, and the journey can be pretty fun.

Not right now though

Now I want to lie down and melt into a puddle

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I'm so tired 🫠

We have been driving for so least 12 hours,

And there's still at least one more to go.

Fhbfdsjknnmhfxhnvfy

And we're doing it again in just a few days.

Someone will sometimes ask me if I like travel, and I'm never sure how to answer. I'm always happy to be wherever I'm going, and the journey can be pretty fun.

Not right now though

Now I want to lie down and melt into a puddle

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I was so proud to finally set up the Christmas tree!

Then I set it up again

And again

And again

By now I'm seriously considering throwing the cats in jail until it's time to take it down

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Sometimes it feels like I'm staying up so late because I'm trying to avoid tomorrow

And yet, it always catches up.

I'm so tired

It's time to go to sleep

Today has been a pleasure.

I wish you all luck for tomorrow.

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You know, usually I love seeing pics of good food.

I love seeing the presentation, the process!

But then again

Usually I haven't just eaten a small pot of pasta with too much chili powder at midnight and crawled into bed with all the grace and stealth of a wild kazoo-playing wombat, humming Cool Rider from Grease 2 under my breath and trying desperately not to wake up my roommate who just got back from her band concert with a sore throat

The food pictures aren't all that appealing rn

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Me: "Hey, if I was a Magical Girl, what would my color be?"

Friend: "I don't know, do the colors mean different things?"

Me: *launches into an explanation of common personality themes for each color*

(half jokingly)

"and the purple one is the depressed one-"

Friend: "That one. You're purple."

Me: ...

Friend: "You're the depressed one."

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So I turn off the TV and climb into bed.

I spend some time on my tablet for a while.

Turn off the tablet and pull out my phone.

By now it's nearly 12 at night at least.

Guys, I think I have a problem

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So I turn off the TV and climb into bed.

I spend some time on my tablet for a while.

Turn off the tablet and pull out my phone.

By now it's nearly 12 at night at least.

Guys, I think I have a problem

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So I have a really cool friend.

She likes to flirt with her friends and she always has something nice to say :)

And today!

She looked at me and told me that I just seem to glow when I'm happy!

Literally the highlight of my day <3

And I think I should probably tell you

Random Internet people

You're really pretty when you're happy ❤️

You just have a certain glow to you when you talk about something you like 🌟

I love and cherish you, and hope you have a good night 🌙✨

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Okay, some people need to pick

Do you want me to be so laser focused on productivity that I forget to eat and sleep and drink

Or do you want me to melt into a puddle on the floor and do exactly 0 things and still neglect my physical and mental health but pretend I'm happier this way

Cause I can't do both

It's either be unhealthy and productive or be unhealthy and wrapped in a blanket

Edit: okay I've had baguette we're doing better now

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I no longer fear monsters in dark stairwells!

Now I fear accidently stepping on whatever cat teleports under my feet, causing us both to trip and fall to our doom.

Creepy stair monsters wish they could inspire this dread.

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I'm so tired.

Emotionally. Mentally. Physically.

It probably doesn't help that I'm laying in bed on my phone at 2:30 in the morning because of sensory issues with the entirety of the Grease soundtrack playing in my head on repeat.

I blame the cats.

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OK, someone *please* tell me w h y I feel like something is going to grab me every time I climb into bed?!

I just want to go to sleep! I don't need my brain giving me visions of a rotting clawed hand grabbing my ankle and...

What's next? I don't know!

I just know that if I don't get into bed fast enough, ~vague consequences~ ensue, and whatever the heck those are TERRIFY me

Feels like I'm gonna be murdered every night of I'm not in bed 0.2 seconds after turning off the light

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What's this? It's responsibilities!

...

...Go away

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I've taken to collecting and distribution pinecones.

When asked if they would like a pinecone, people often give one of three responses

• a confused no (... Why... do you have pinecones? No, I don't need one??)

• "Sure, thanks."

• an enthusiastic yes (HECK YEAH, I WANT A PINECONE! THIS IS AWESOME!)

I'm short, pinecones make very nice gifts. Collect some for your loved ones to appease their crow tendencies 🐦‍⬛