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WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A COP HERE

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This is so good.

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@thecuriouss when he realizes his threats just make me horny

@thecuriouss when he realized what e-y-e-s spells

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@thecuriouss when this post

@thecuriouss when he realized what e-y-e-s spells

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@thecuriouss when he realized what e-y-e-s spells

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i need some evil, fucked up requests

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Hello! I would like to know if you do one Yandere AM with a reader having the appearance and genius abilities of Nikola Tesla (from the anime Record of Ragnarok). As Nikola having been its main programmer is being its inventor to try to create a "body" for AM. [Sorry if my English is messed up, it's not my first language.]

i don't watch anime. i don't plan to watch anime.

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Day 233

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(Pre-Apocalypse) Teds reaction to reader catching onto his bullshit and just paying him for his affections upfront?

you mean sugar mommy?

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i'm gonna be honest, my ihnmaims hyperfixation is sorta fading

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gladly!

evil ai reader and evil ai am being evil ai together. thats it thats the ask :)))

hi dante

this is a threat

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evil ai reader and evil ai am being evil ai together. thats it thats the ask :)))

hi dante

this is a threat

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glados and AM trading victims like yugioh cards. thats it thats the post

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was wondering if you do gorristed ?

not sure if that's a typo or a ship but the answer to both is yes.

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AM manipulating the fuck out of ted

this one's been done already, actually! right here. it's a real good one!

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a woman called me and whined about the law and her precious data protection for half an hour after i asked for her address to make a reservation.

so far today

a lady came to me to inform me her roommate pees standing up and makes a mess, providing a graphic description of both the mess and the other lady (in her 80s and on crutches) peeing

one of the guests who refuses to leave me tf alone decided to drink a tiger next to me (i cannot bear the smell of energy drinks bc 'tism) and then came to bitch to me about how disgusting it is

some random bitch lectured me on doing my job bc my co-worker did smth differently instead of the way we're supposed to (she's 19 and inexperienced so i don't blame her) and now she wants heaven and earth moved just to appease her

some dude called to ask if he could rent out our parking lot so he could sleep in his car

another guest who refuses to leave me tf alone insisted on getting another sample of my chai latte. that i paid for. from my very own pocket

my period started, cranking my chronic pain up to eleven

my chronic fatigue is double as bad as it normally is, i can barely stand up

my boss refused to organize a technical check-up on the bikes after i reported that there were reported technical issues because "those could happen to anyone"

my boss dismissed my concerns about the printer after it sucked in eight pages at once, ripped one of them and spilled ink on the pages, right before we're supposed to print out multiple things soon because the group is leaving on thursday

we're not allowed to work on said thursday btw because the boss doesn't want us catching extra hours

i'm expected to clean the hall (not in my contract) and water several plants outside (not in my contract) because the boss fired most of our cleaning staff and the gardener on the spot a few days ago to cut costs (just our fucking establishment makes over 600k a month bc the stay costs 3-4k for two weeks. a worker's paycheck is 2-3 customers worth a month)

i'm not saying that i get AM, but-